Simply Put
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The shortest Neville/Luna ever.
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Neville likes plants.
Luna likes invisible animals.
The readers swoon.
Neville and Luna get it on.
Everyone is happy.
Then J.K. Rowling decides to put Neville with Hannah Abbot.
Everyone cries.
Readers then write plenty of Evil!Hannah fanfiction.
The End.
