Chapter 4
That's My Girlfriend
Jack's P.O.V.
When I saw the clown I freaked out. I ran away everybody else except for Milton ran out.
"Jack you have to go out there and fight!" Milton exclaimed.
"Don't you think I want to? I can't," I said.
"Great, all this time we spent on the party and the Black Dragons are trashing the place," Milton cried.
Milton looked up, "If only you could be like Bobby Wasabi in Blind Samurai. Even though he couldn't see, he used his other senses to take out a whole army of ninjas and rode his seeing eye pony off into the sunset."
"Milton that's it! You're a genius!" I exclaimed.
"Maybe so, but I would trade 40 IQ points for ONE lone chest hair," Milton moped.
Milton found a blindfold for me and made sure it was over my eyes and we walked out.
"Hey you clowns! I'm the one you want!" I shouted.
"Jack, you're talking to a palm tree," Milton said.
Milton turned me around and I could tell that I was now facing one of the clowns.
"Hey you clowns, I'm the one you want!" I yelled again.
We all kept on fighting until one of the clowns took off my blindfold.
"Not so tough now are you Jack?" The clown asked.
The clown brought Kim over and she was trying to escape. The longer I saw this, the angrier I got.
"Say goodbye, princess," The clown said.
I got up and started to try and pull the clown off of Kim.
"What are you doing? I'm a clown! You're afraid of me!" The clown shouted.
"I am," I said. "But, that's my girlfriend," I shouted.
I pulled the clown off and threw him and all of the clowns ran off.
"Babe, are you ok?" Kim asked.
"That was the worst thing that I've ever experienced," I said.
"Well babe, let me tell you, that if any clowns get near you, I'll protect you," Kim said.
"Thanks princess," I said.
"I love you Jack"
I love you too Kim"
