Disclaimer:

I don't own Naruto, nor do I own its characters.

Warning Manga Spoilers

Summary:

8-year-old Naruto gets thrown out of the academy due to Danzo's plotting

Uchiha Massacre didn't happen

Kyuubi takes pity on her host and teaches him "the way of the ninja"

Sasuke bashing, Sakura bashing, Female Kyuubi.

Pairing:

NaruAyame (Ayame is the ramen girl)

(Uzemaki Naruto x Ichiraku Ayame)

"Text" Normal

"Text" thoughts

"Text" spoken

"Text" Jutsu & Seals

"Text" Inner voices (including Biju)

"(Text)" Inner voices thinking (including Biju)

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Naruto-kun it is time we get you back into the academy

Why geezer?

Without the academy you cant become a gennin.

Unless Danzo puts you in Root but I wont let him, and either way he would not give you a chance.

Academy here I come Good luck Naruto-kun

10 minutes later at the academy

Mizuki-Sensei where is Iruka-Sensei, why isn't he teaching class?

He is taking the Jounin exam, he isn't teaching, stopped when you left,

Well you're just in time for the gennin exam, now henge into me.

Henge

Henge score 9 out of 10. Shit I can't fail him on that

Now perform an attack jutsu of C rank or higher

Katon Karyuu endan

Score 10 out of 10. Holy crap that's A rank

You pass naruto. Dammit

After naruto put on his konoha hitaï-ate(1)

Yeah, victory ramen today naruto thought.

Ohayo Naruto-kun.

Ohayo Ayame-neechan, how are you, I would like miso ramen please.

Coming right up, are you a ninja now naruto-kun?

Yeah, I aced the test! You should have seen the look on that Uchiha asshole, it was priceless.

By now Naruto was a regular at the Ichiraku ramen stand and was good friends with Ichiraku Ayame (who was only 3 years older than him)

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short chapter, writers block.

(1) konoha hitaï-ate leaf headband

Ichiraku ramen is owned by Ichiraku Teuchi, Ichiraku Ayame is his daughter.

About the reviews:

1. He isn't overpowered, cool bloodline-limit + trained by kyuubi and yondaime

(Really 2 most powerful characters trained him, so gets more powerful, in series he didn't get training, he was excluded from everything.)

2. For spoken text read the italic text the hole "" system is to damn troublesome

(Shit I sound like shikamaru!)