When Kaneki Ken awoke, Hide was staring at him with admiration.
"You are so cute!" he said.
"You are too, Hide!" answered Kaneki.
"I made myself breakfast, so you don't have to worry about that." said Hide.
"Speaking of which, I'm going to the bridge today..." said Kaneki.
"What...! Oh, you need to eat." said Hide.
Kaneki's eye turned red.
"You better eat..." whispered Hide.
"See ya, Hide!" said Kaneki, after he was done changing.
There he goes! Good thing he didn't notice his peeping tom!" thought Shuu, looking through Hide's bedroom window.
I wonder what Hide's up to... thought Kaneki, walking back home.
"Kaneki?" said a voice behind him.
Kaneki stopped dead in his tracks, then continued walking. "Go away, Shuu." he said.
"Shuu! It's crybaby Touka!"yelled Touka, starting to cry.
"Oh. Sorry Touka. Have a good day." said Kaneki, running back to Hide's apartment.
"We should team up to do this little job." said Shuu.
"Agreed." answered Touka. "This job needs to be done."
"We both need Kaneki." agreed Shuu.
"Hide?"
"Yes, Kaneki?"
"Do you love me?"
"Very much so."
"I love you too."
"Let's do this!" screamed Touka, bursting in the door and bringing out her kagune.
"It should be easy!" yelled Shuu, appearing beside her.
Kaneki brought out his kagune. "It won't work." he said. "I'll die before Hide does." "Well, we don't want to kill you! We're here to murder Hide!" cried Touka. "We want you!"
"Well, before I die, Kaneki, will you marry me?" asked Hide on one knee.
"Of course I will!" said Kaneki, putting on the engagement ring.
Touka and Shuu's jaws dropped. Then they both burst into tears and ran out the door.
"I love you, Hide."
"I love you too Kaneki."