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Chapter 4: Dumb Plans and Randomness

Yugi has woken up tied to a chair in a dark room, when the door opens the light nearly blinds him.

Yugi: mumbles "Can some one turn off the sun?"

Creepy old guy (now being called C.O.G due to laziness): "So your awake now".

Yugi: "Yup. so can you untie me now?"

C.O.G: "not just now, maybe later"

Yugi: "O.K. how bout now?"

C.O.G: "no"

Yugi: "Now?"

C.O.G: "NO!!! nice try though"

Yugi: gives big puppy dog eyes "Please Mr. I promise I won''t run away" does a cute pout

C.O.G: "O.K. I suppose it won't hurt" unties Yugi

Yugi: gets up and runs out the door "Ha ha ha. Sucker" closes the door and puts a chair, a table and various other random furniture including a bath tub in front of it to stop C.O.G from getting out notices a bag of baggles on the table "Mmmm baggles" drools snatches bag and runs off to find the others

The others

Everyone has calmed down slightly and are attempting to come up with a rescue plan for Yugi.

Joey: pulls out a badly drawn plan and puts it on the ground "Awright. Here's the plan. Yami, you'll sneak through the air conditioning duct, there''s an invisible lazer grid just 3 inches above the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of a sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin"

Yami: raises an eyebrow "Can I buy some pot from you?"

Seto: "That is the most idiotic plan I've ever heard"

Bakura: stabs his finger at the plan "This isn't even a plan of this house, it's of Kaiba's mansion"

Joey: looks down at plan "Oops. That''s my other plan" grins stupidly

Everyone minus Joey: Anime facefalls

Yugi: apears behind Duke "Hay guys, watcha doin?"

Duke: "Gah!!!" turns around "Gah!!!"

Ryou: "Where were you?, we were worried sick".

Marik: whispers to Malik "Is it just me or is he acting like everyone's mum?"

Joey: "I think we should track down that guy and teach him a lesson"

Bakura: "Finaly, a plan that makes sence"

Seto: "I say that we go in pairs that way we can dish out pain is a tag team way"

Tristan: "I second that idea"

Tea: "O.K. I'll go with Yami"

Joey: "I'll go with Tristan"

Seto: "I'll go with Mokuba"

Duke: "I'll go with Yugi"

Marik: "I'll go with Malik"

Bakura: "That leaves me with Ryou"

About 10 minutes later they split up and check places they hadn't explored yet

With Yami and Tea

they have walked in to what looks like a huge bedroom with a birdcage containing a parrot in the corner

Tea: walks up to parrot "Polly want a cracker?"

Polly: "No. Polly wanna see under that top you got there babe"

Tea: thinks it's just a trick turns to Yami "Hey, come check out this neat trick"

Yami: walks up "What trick?"

Tea: Watch this. turns to polly "Polly wanna cracker?"

Polly: "I already told you, I don't want a fucking cracker I wanna see your boobs"

Tea: "This doesn't sound like a cute trick anymore"

Polly: "If it's tricks you want then ditch this loser cat and..."gets cut off

Yami: reaches in too cage and grabs Polly and starts to strangle him "YOU PERVERT. GO FIND ANOTHER GIRL TO PESTER!!!"

Polly: through getting strangled "But...she's...bound...to...be...desperate..."

Yami: "THAT''S IT!!!" eats Polly Mmmm...gooood hiccups a couple of feathers

With Duke and Yugi

it turns out that they are walking around in circles

Duke: "This place looks really fermiliar"

Yugi: "Yeah...you think we've been walking in circles?"

Both: pause for a moment "Nah..."

Yugi: "Oh...I almost forgot I found this bag of baggles" pulls out emply plastic bag

Duke: "Where are the baggles?"

Yugi: "Oh...I think I ate them"

Duke: Anime sweatdrops

Random Ghost: appears behind them "Are you lost?"

Both: look behind to see the ghost their hair stands up (maybe not Yugi's as much) "GGGAAAHHH!!!" run through walls making Yugi and Duke shaped holes as they go along

With Malik and Marik

they don't know where they're going or even paying attention

Marik: is listening to his Walkman and sining along "A pizza hut, a pizza hut, a Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut"

Malik: looks around franticly "Where?"

Marik: takes off headphones "I'm bored now"

Malik: Why?

Marik: "The batteries have just died and now i have to listen to your complaining"

Malik: hits Marik with a rolled up newspaper "No no no. Bad boy"

Marik: points at random "Look Malik, a distraction"

Malik: looks around franticly "Where?"

Marik: runs of laughing but runs in to a wall because he wasn't looking were he was going "Owies"...

With Seto and Mokuba

they found an old playroom filled with toys

Mokuba: runs up to a strange looking puppet "Hey Seto, check this out, this puppet looks like Michael Jackson".

Seto: "Mokuba, get away from that thing"

M.J puppet: gets up and hugs Mokuba "Well arn't you the sweetest little thing"

Seto: runs up and punches M.J

M.J: does strange dance move and grabs Seto's crotch

Seto: does same to M.J who giggles in response fly kicks M.J in to a wall and drags Mokuba away

With Joey and Tristan

have found another ''kitchen'' and are radding the fridge

Joey: pulls out a jar with eyes "I found pickled eggs"

Tristan: "I don't think this is a kitchen, Joey"

hunch back guy walks up behind them

H.B.G: "This is no kitchen, these are supplies for experiments"

Both: turn around and stare at H.B.G

H.B.G: "One of which one of your foolish friends is now a part of, the half cat one" evil laugh

Joey: hits him with a frying pan "No one insults my friends and gets away with it"

Both: beat up H.B.G with random things including the fridge and a huge mallet

With Bakura and Ryou

they are walking past a suit of armor

S.O.A: moves slowly behind them

Ryou: "I get the strangest feeling that we are being followed"

Bakura: "It's just your imagination"

S.O.A: swings its battle Axe in between them

Both:look up and see S.O.A trying to get it's Axe loose

Bakura: "Now this is just annoying" grabs S.O.A's Axe and swings it over his head while laughing evilly

S.O.A: gets arm cut off "It's just a scratch"

Bakura: "Oh really now" cuts off one of S.O.A's legs

S.O.A: "You call that a wound, how pathetic"

Bakura: growls cuts of his remaining arm and leg

S.O.A: "I can still bring you down"

Bakura: "YOUR FUCKING INSANE !!!"drags Ryou away with the Axe in his other hand

(A/N: Those jokes came from Scary Movie 2 and 3, one of the Monty Python movies and Family Guy)