Is it good? I haven't gotten many reviews lately, so plz review thanks.
It was early morning in America, and the Americans were screeching like a bunch of parrots on fire. The deadly Shrek had been terrorizing them, and President Obama did not know what to do. Meanwhile, Nick Fury was in Washington DC, in his secret SHEILD headquarters observing the devastation on the television. "Mothafucker!" said Nick Fury quietly but angry. Nick reached his hand out for his I phone 6, and he called Agent Romanoff "MOTHAFUCKER! WE NEED THE MOTHAFUCKIN AVENGERS NOW! THERES SOME GIANT ANGRY GREEN MOTHAFUCKER TEARIN UP SEATTLE!". "Hulk is tearing up Seattle?" said Romanoff, "No, Mothafucker. This guy looks like Shrek or something, Just get me the fucking Avengers!." The very next day, Agent Romanoff rounded up the Earths mightiest heroes, the only people who could stop this threat, they were known as the Avengers or the Mane 7. There was Rainbow Dash, a pony who could fly at supersonic speed, Pinkie Pie, who had the ability to give people hallucinations, AppleJack, who could zap people with lazers, Fluttershy, who could talk to animals, Rarity, who could shapeshift, Twilight who could cast magic, and Dreamy Iliad who was their leader and had a number of super abilities. Dreamy is one of the most powerful ponies on the planet, and was defined by her light purple coat, golden yellow mane, metal rings on her horn (to amplify her magic), and icy blue eyes. They were going to meet Nick Furry tomorrow, so they slept for now. And it was fucking adorable, all those little ponies were cutely snoring, and dreaming about rainbows and shit. Little did anyone know that they were going to fight the ruthless HYDRA and its next fourth Reich of evil and darkness, Adolf smiled at the thought of world domination as he bit into a piece of deliciously nefarious chocolate.