QE: Hi and welcome to Pokechat. My assistants today are Quilava and his little cousin Cyndaquil.
Cyndaquil: Help! Runs in being chased by Quilava and a make up kit.
Quilava: It would only be quick and you'll look gorgeous.
QE: Can you two go five minutes with out killing each other or doing something stupid?
Cyn&Quil: Nope.
QE: Says like Victoria off It's me or the dog. Sit!
Both boys sit down on the couch next to her.
Cyndaquil: Evil.
QE: Today we have an authoress Michelle commonly know as Stealfire and her closes friend Alex the Cyndaquil.
Cyndaquil: Alex is wow!
QE: I think we have to lock you up again.
Evestar and E.S.P walk in with a strait jacket.
Cyndaquil: NO!
Runs behind stage with Evestar and E.S.P following.
QE: shakes her head. Let's give a big welcome to Michelle and Alex.
Random applause from nowhere.
A shiny Umbreon, and Cyndaquil come in fighting a Salamance on a flying Eevee evolution.
QE: Fine.
Quilava: Can we just ask the question?
QE: Go ahead.
Quilava: Oi. Aireon.
Aireon: Yes.
Quilava: What's it like hanging around with an evil Umbreon?
Aireon: it is funny hanging out with an evil Umbreon. First of all, you get to see what she does to pokemon or humans for revenge. It is hilarious.
Michelle: Big grin
QE: E.S.P sort the Salamance out.
E.S.P: Yeah, yeah. Walks in with an ice bazooka. Hasta ma vista baby. Fires it at Salamance.
QE: Fine. Michelle why do you like being an evil dark type pokemon?
Michelle: I am evil because I love to be. I love being a dark type because they are awesome.
Quilava: Alex starts to speak like a shrink how do you feel about Evestar and E.S.P continuously picking on Cyndaquil?
Alex: when Evestar and E.S.P pick on Cyndaquil, I just want to hand Evestar over a ledge with a billion evolution stones at the bottom, and I want to hang E.S.P over a cliff in a cage that has unbreakable metal bars.
Cyndaquil sneaks up behind Alex and carries her behind the couch.
QE: Looking worried. I'm dreading what they are up to.
Cyndaquil: calls out. Kissing.
Quilava: bye.
The Salamance flies down and starts attacking Michelle and Aireon.
QE: I can't cope. Bye. Walks out.
E.S.P: Exclaims. Tiny evolved. He's a cascoon.
Quilava: Now he's a roasted one.