Hi, guess what I actually posted two chapters in two weeks. OMG!

I worked really hard on this and I'd like to thank all the people who alerted and favourited my story. You got me motivated. Also a big big thankyou to my unofficial beta xX-MissBoofzilla-Xx

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"I want Harry and Sirius to end their relationship now! All of you work to pit them against each other. Do it well or the payments stop!"

Remus gasped along with the other order members but for a different reason. Payment? This was the first time he had heard of it. As far as he knew the order had no one on the payroll let alone Harry's best friends. I mean come on they are his best friends...right?
Remus was not so sure anymore. Dumbledore beacon of the light was seemingly paying the teens to spy on Harry. Also that spell work? On a 15 year old? It was more than a bit much. However he didn't dare speak out about. He'd seen people speak out about before. Remus shuddered at the memory.

While Remus was contemplating Dumbledore, the older Weasley boys were staring in shock at their youngest two siblings. Charlie and Bill couldn't believe their baby brother and sister would do something like that to Harry. They had been for the last two years in Romania and Egypt respectively. They were only sitting in on this meeting because they were home for the holidays.

"That concludes tonight's meeting, your all dismissed." Charlie and Bill walked towards the twins. They had to know if the payments were a whole family thing.
"Did you know about the payments before this meeting?" Charlie asked at a near whisper. The twins shook their head and were about to respond further when Remus who had overheard the conversation spoke up. "Perhaps you boys would like to come have tea with me at my cottage. I'm sure we shall have a lot to talk about. Say at 8?" He motioned for them to follow him to the floo where he told them to go to the Moony's Place before stepping through.

An hour later the Weasleys all flooed back to the Burrows and Remus sat quietly in his kitchen with a cup of tea. He pondered on what he had learnt tonight. At 8:01 the first Weasley flooed through and was set up with tea and bickies as were his brothers until the 5 of them sat around the kitchen table. So I think we need to start with what you boys know about Harry's conditioning and then Ron and Hermione.

They all shared information about their experiences, primarily the twins. Dumbledore's "conditioning" of Harry was supplied by Fred and George. Bars on the window indeed. Accounts of the philosopher stone and the chamber of secrets seemed to set Dumbledore as the bad guy. He wasn't as bad as Voldemort though so they decided as a group to stick with the lesser of two evils and see how it panned out. But first they needed to contact Harry and tell him they supported him and explain what they had witnessed tonight.

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Harry and Sirius where lying comfortably on Sirius' bed when they heard the floo sound for the second time that afternoon. When the floo had sounded for the first time they had wandered out to see who had arrived. When they found the house empty they sighed in relief. The house was empty so they proceeded to christen a few rooms throughout the house ending in Harry's room. They figured that they where outed now so Ron finding them wasn't a problem anymore.

They pretended to be asleep when they heard footsteps outside the door. They could not however feign sleep when whoever opened the door screamed and fell to the floor with a definite thump. It turned immensely funny when they found that Ron was the source of the girlish scream and feint. They started laughing until Harry fell out of the bed taking the sheet with him.

This was the scene that most of the order saw when they investigated the scream. Sirius blushed and madly tried to cover his bits with a pillow. Harry wrapped in the sheets beside the bed had it a little better if not for the stain covering a large part of the sheet. Molly wisely closed the door and shouted through instructions for them to get dressed and come downstairs immediately.

Harry pulled on some jeans and a blue button up that he left undone. Sirius also wore jeans but he pulled on a red button up which was missing the third and fifth buttons. He did it up best he could. When they walked into the kitchen they found all the order members staying at Grimmauld place seated at the table leaving one seat at each end. This was obviously a tactic to separate them during the discussion to follow. However Molly's plans failed when harry planted himself on Sirius' lap.

Once they were seated Molly started up about how Sirius was old enough to be Harry's father and how he was a pervert for even thinking thoughts about his own Godson let alone acting on them. She guilt tripped them as much as she could before she sat back down again. Other order members started standing up and saying their piece about Sirius and Harry's relationship.
Halfway through Hermione's speech about Harry not trusting his best friends with the information, the Weasley boys stepped through the floo.

Throughout the speeches harry turned more and more red and his eyes glinted menacingly at the table in front of him.

"How dare you!" He finally said. "I don't care what you think of my relationship. You're not in it. I am old enough to decide who I sleep with. I don't know how long you think this has gone on but Sirius didn't even look at me till I was 16. Even then it took me weeks to convince him. Why are you going on about the age gap? Wizards can live to be 200 so I think the age gap really doesn't matter as much as you think it does. Now I will only tell you once so listen close." The order members all leaned in closely.
"Butt out of my life or I will hex you."
"But Harry how could you sleep with a man? It's abnormal and disgusting!" Hermione piped up.
"Yeah and mate think of how I feel. I have to share a dorm with you. I don't want to catch your disease." Harry stared shocked at his best-friends. He couldn't believe that his first friends would turn against him like this. He started to shake.

Sirius couldn't believe it either. "Are you saying all of you that you are against mine and Harry's relationship?" There were many nods from around the room. Sirius looked from face to face. The disgust was evident in everyone's eyes, except the Weasley boys. He nodded slightly to each of them and then calmly continued, "Then I have no choice but to ask you all nicely to pack your bags and leave. This is my house. Anyone who hasn't left by dawn tomorrow shall be forcefully evicted by the wards and knowing this house and its previous owners I'd say they are nasty."
"But Sirius you can't do that. We need this house for headquarters. Plus what are you going to say to Dumbledore?" Kingsley who up to now had been quiet said.
"I can do that and I will. I own this house as black heir. The house acknowledges this so you can all wrack off and tell Dumbledore he can kiss my arse."

He nodded then carried a distraught harry up to his room and held him as he heard the various bangs and clangs of the current residents packing up.

At dawn the next day Sirius woke to a silent house and a surprisingly helpful Kreacher who was happy almost gleeful that Mistress' son had finally gotten rid of all the trash cluttering up the house.

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There, what do you think? For all of you worried out there that I was turning the whole order against Harry your mistaken. I'm not that mean. All the order members involved in the speeches were being payed by Bumblebee.

Anyway, the next chapter will be posted around New Years Eve and will be totally smuttastic. XD

See that button down there? Yeah could you pretty please feed my muse? She's been starving of late.