Disclaimer: I own nothing of Kim Possible all belongs to Disney. This story is just for my enjoyment of writing.


:: Awkweird ::

All ears, Kim would've found that funny coming from Ron, but the moment didn't call for humor. It demanded seriousness. For a brief instant in her life she had the blonde's undivided attention, and she couldn't afford to waste it. With her hands occupied and her eyes locked with his, Kim contemplated her next choice of words carefully...but hesitantly. The wrong words could make a simple conversation turn in to a heated argument, and that was the farthest thing she wanted. It was time for Kim to do it again…the impossible.

"I…I um..."

Great choice of words she chooses to begin with. Honestly she didn't know where to start. It was all too confusing and spontaneous. Fighting villains on a daily basis prepared the auburn teen for most unexpected sitches. This sitch just so happened not to be one of those. One moment she was Kim Possible teen hero and the next she was possibly Kim Possible teen 'Mother'. Mother- to Ron Stoppable's child, her best friend! It was too much…

Sensing Kim's troubles the blonde wanted to step up right into best friend mode, but he found himself hesitant. Ron wanted to help her with the problem…if only the problem wasn't the one person trying to give her a helping hand. Step forward and be a shoulder to cry on, but instead be pushed back only causing more problems. 1 step forward and 2 steps back that was the game the blonde was playing. A 'Game'- he could not afford to lose!

With his hair in disarray, his dark chocolate eyes focused, and expression unchanging Ron Stoppable- never looked more serious. Clenching his fist together through fear not anger, he silently sighed before jumping in.

"You know we could talk about…school and stuff."

Obviously Ron didn't consider the consequences when he brought up 'School'. School the building block into adulthood where the center of peer pressure, and judgmental stares from their fellow peers begin. Still it was better than nothing, but not by much.

The mere mention of the word caused Kim to flinch and increase her hold on the fabric. Her heart began to race as she momentarily bit her lip. It was social disaster to be pregnant during high school, especially if you're supposed to be a role model to others. The words misleading and hypocrite would spread like wildfire, and their classmates wouldn't listen to any excuses…that was a guarantee.

With her body suddenly getting hot and breathing becoming slightly shallow the auburn teen nodded with her blonde partner, "Yea I guess we should, shouldn't we?"

Ron shrugged his shoulders ready for anything, "We got to start somewhere…KP."


Middleton Space Center – 4 and a half hours left to go.

The room was silent having long lost it arguments against the rents of the teen heroes. Brushing up against the wall was a very uncomfortable rocket scientist and his wife, while across from them sat an actuary and his wife. James was busy looking at the clock counting the seconds passing by until the room opened up wondering how to handle this new development in his life. While Ann decided to be a little bit more productive with her time. Grabbing a notebook and pencil she was making a list of things for her possibly upcoming grandchild.

Biting her pencil as she wrote and thought, this became a relentless habit of the neurosurgeon, "Let's see they are going to need a crib, bottles, some baby clothes…" Ann paused thinking of what else, "Oh a cute adorable blanket and definitely a stroller!" Putting the pencil down she stopped to look at her handiwork. "Baby clothes…bottles…a crib…bottles and diapers…a stroller…an adorable blanket…a cuddle buddy…" With each passing item Ann couldn't help but smile.

However not everyone were as joyous as her. Jean and Dean defiantly weren't as they continued to watch Ann write stuff on the notepad. How could she be so happy at a time like this? Rising up from her chair Jean hit her fist against the wall alarming everyone.

Her intended audience was her best friend, "How could you be so happy at a time like this!"

Ann studied her movements and expression, "Well excuse me for trying to make the best out of bad situation…" She raised an eyebrow at her, "I expected you being Ronald's parents you'll understand that better than any of us." Truthfully Ann Possible did have a valid point if Ron Stoppable was anything he was resilient.

Surprised but not caught off guard, "Well that still doesn't explain why you guys aren't freaking out over all of this!"

Unexpectedly Ann was finding this moment amusing, "Hehe maybe it's because we've already gone through our freak out stage. As for you two it just started." She concluded as she pointed towards the both of Ronald's parents.

Swiftly turning her gaze to James, who looked like he was trying with all his might to avoid any eye contact with the heated blonde, "And what about you James! Why am I not hearing you say…'Once I get my hands on that boy I'm going to send him to the nearest black hole!'…" Jean mocked as she imitated his voice.

Surprisingly by James he gave Jean a weak, but considerate smile. With his back leaning to the wall and his hands crossed the rocket scientist has been more open to the idea of having a grandchild…with a little help from Ann of course. "Sorry Jean but I can't leave the baby…'Fatherless'." Looking back at his wife he found it funny how an earlier argument could re-open and become a solution to another. "I'll be worse than any super villain if I did that."

Jean was taken back. James Possible didn't want to send her son to the nearest black hole for possibly impregnating Kim- at 16 years of age. Surprised or not the blonde wanted something done. And something did happen…Dean happened. Grabbing her by the shoulders with a look of clear defeat, "Honey just let it go. Besides what good would arguing do now?" The actuary did have a point, after all it was his job to solve complex problems and give the best result or in this case advice.

Relaxing under her husband's hold Jean knew he did have a point, what's done is done no use crying over it. Yet that didn't mean her anger was close to subsiding. She wanted someone to blame, "James…no if anything he's just like me…Ann…no she's already accepted the fate happily…Ronald…I can't blame my own son…Dean…not him either…that leaves me with only one person…'Kimberly'." Jeanette Stoppable whispered heatedly as she found her person to blame.

No one heard her say Kim's name, but Ann still felt a shiver in her spine. She knew something was up, but couldn't quite place her finger on it.


The No Contact-Inescapable Room of Stuff – 4 hours left to go.

Some time had passed since they began talking about school. It started out low and timid, with issues involving teachers, but quickly spiraled out of control with the mention of the student body. More importantly their 'Friends' and 'Enemies'.

Plopping down on the bed was an emotionally exhausted redhead. With one arm securely holding the blanket the other was busy rubbing her temple. Her hair lay scattered in every direction messy and sweat covered. She didn't care. Her appearance was the last of her troubles…

"Great I can already hear Bonnie making teen mom remarks, or how cheerleaders don't get pregnant." Kim brought up the sheets to cover her face, "For sure I'm going to get kicked off the squad there's no way around it."

Rubbing his neck in embarrassment, "Yea and I can already hear the rumors. At least the ones if we decide to mention I'm the father…" Rumors were always going around about Kim and Ron. Most of them were made up by Bonnie and her cohorts, and others by people playing a practical joke. "…like the rumors of us being 'Best Friends with Benefits'. Oh I can already tell that one is going to get a lot of mileage." Ron playfully expressed trying to lighten the mood, but instead was met with a pillow to the face.

Glaring at the blonde with her arms crossed, with the bedspread no longer being held, if it mattered. "Not helping Ron!" Kim was in no mood.

Ron gave her a sorry smile, "Sorry just trying to make the sitch less major." Deciding to lay low Ron plunged back down onto the mattress to only immediately rise back. Checking his shoulders he saw the reason for his discomfort- scratch marks. Scratch marks everywhere some still red.

Noticing her blonde friend's sudden rise Kim saw what he was looking at, "Whoa where did- did I do that?" She asked with a hidden blush surfacing as she gently touched his injuries. The small touch made Ron cringe a little and Kim swiftly pulled her hand back, "Sorry…"

Funny thing was Ron found this humorous, "Hehe actually I'm glad I have scratch marks."

Ok now Kim was confused, "Wait what…why?"

A very smug over-confident smile appeared on the blonde's face, his eyes showed a small devious sparkle, "Because…it means whatever we did…you enjoyed it." The words left his mouth without before he could fully comprehend what he was saying.

The auburn hero instantly blushed with a color only her hair could compete with. Ron's remark was totally unexpected and preemptive. Only he could think of something like that and say it without further thinking of the consequences. Kim could only think of one thing to do, and that was to go on the defensive, "R-Ron where did that come from?" She asked him while feeling even more obligated to cover herself up than before.

With his brain catching up with his mouth, Ron suddenly felt a thump in his chest. Coughing to relieve the unwelcomed air bubble he looked nervously at Kim, "I…I mean…ugh never mind."

Now it was Kim's turn to go on the offensive, "What happened to that bold attitude of yours? I mean there's no guarantee that…" Kim couldn't believe what she was about to say, but the moment was here, and her sudden brave emotions were already on high alert, "…that I enjoyed it."

Sure Ron was in a deep shade of red, but that doesn't excuse him from playing the game, "Last time I checked KP…" Ron grabbed his shoulders wincing a little, "…I'm the one with scratch marks." Looking back at his back he shifted his weight for him and Kim to get a better look, and what they saw amazed them. There were many scratch marks some quick and fast others long and deep, "And from what I can tell you really…well you know." The blonde proclaimed admiring his best friend's handiwork with a Ron smile.

The auburn teen opened her mouth to counter his argument. The only problem, she didn't have one. Stopping to look more closely at Ron and his smile only proved he won an argument against her…of all subjects. "We are to never speak of this again." The defeated redhead demanded.

His eyes went wide from her announcement, "Wait did I just do it? Did I just beat you in an argument?" Ron suddenly became very energetic, "Booyah! The Ron-man shoot and he scores!" The blonde shouted throwing his hands way up.

A small giggle escaped Kim's lips seeing Ron all enthusiastic, "Glad to see your feeling all better."

Looking back at Kim, "I could say the same to you."

In a heartbeat the room became silent from Ron's last remark. Funny how easy it is doing the impossible around these two is. One moment they were all serious and nervous, but now they were more playful and happy. Somehow the blonde was able to make the redhead laugh even in the grimmest of sitches. That was his duty as a sidekick and distraction, avert a person's attention. But that moment in time could only last so long before gravity of their conversation were to return. With their features reverting back to an honest look the teen heroes had no choice, but to return discussing…baby issues.

Sighing a little, "We should get back to talking about the future Ron…"

Rubbing his neck once again, "Yea I guess we should…"


Somewhere in a Remote Region – 3 hours left.

In a dark room was a table in the center supported by one light, a common theme for group meetings to take place between acquaintances. Sitting at this ominous location were the super villains of the world all lined in an untrustworthy sphere. Team Possible's most notorious enemies.

Monkey Fist the 'Monkey' kung-fu master and Ron Stoppable's arch enemy. His standard attire consists of a black Mandarin shirt and pants combo. He bares the hands and feet of a monkey thanks to the modifications done by DNAmy. Lord Montgomery Fiske in a simian specialist with a vast knowledge of the Mystical Monkey Powers. Wanting to become the Monkey King Lord Monty Fiske will stop at nothing to claim the throne and become the ultimate monkey master.

DNAmy crazed genetics scientist with a deep obsession with cuddle buddies. Sporting a pink sweater with a turtleneck and an Otterfly necklace she is one crazed scientist. With a vast assortment of DNA at her disposal she could create many nasty creatures at her own control. More obsessed with cuteness than villainy Amy Hall would much rather talk about cuddle buddies than actually commit crimes, unless the crimes themselves consisted with cuddle buddies.

Motor Ed mechanical super genius and related to Drew Lipsky better known as Dr. Drakken. With his trademark mullet and bike he lives all for speed and mayhem. Constantly using the word 'Seriously' as his go to phrase, this mechanical maniac has proven to be able to cause problems all while keeping his mullet all perfect. Eddie Lipsky will do whatever it takes to build the greatest ride and cruise through the world with the perfect shotgun babe.

Senor Senior, Senior and Senor Senior Jr. are a wealthy billionaire family that treats 'Evil' as a sport. Senor Senior bares a tattoo with three 'S' on the back of his neck while his son Senor Jr. wears a tight yellow shirt and clean hairstyle. Senor Senior finds being evil to be fun, while his son finds it's a nuisance and waste of time. Their crimes committed are more for bragging rights than any real conquest for world domination scheme.

They were called here by an E.V.I.L. signal by Dr. Drakken and were waiting to hear the details the mad scientist had in store for them. Sitting quietly staring at each while beating their eyes back and forth, the atmosphere and tension was cold and ruthless as neither villain fully trusted the other. The only sound that could be heard was their steady breathing as the muscles tensed inside their abdominal.

Without warning a self-assured voice made its presence known, "Ah I see you're all here, good now we can begin." Coming out from the darkness was Dr. Drakken and his semi-faithful subordinate Shego. Sliding into their respected seats both the blue scientist and green mercenary had darkish devious smiles with a sinister stare. Never before have the villains seen such a face from the doctor Shego yes, but the doctor no.

Standing up and slamming his fist against Monkey Fist looked outraged, "Why have you called us so unexpectedly Drakken?" The English Lord demanded with agreeing nods coming from the others.

"Calm down Monkey Fist. What I got to say is of grave importance…isn't that right Shego." Drew calmly claimed as the raven haired girl nodded. Monkey Fist looked at Shego for reassurance and when she gave it he quickly sat back down- listening. "As we all know Kim Possible and her sidekick Ron Stoppable are our greatest enemies. That being said we have yet to defeat them." Drakken spun his chair to add a little dramatic effect, "But what if I told you Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable won't be bothering us anytime soon."

"Yo cuz what are implying at with red and blondie? Eddie asked as he interrupted his cousin.

Spinning back his chair Drakken got up pressing his palms firmly on the table, "It is simple Eddie! As of right now Kim Possible is pregnant with Ron Stoppable's child!" Suddenly the room became quite ghost like even. If each villain were holding a cup they would have surely dropped it.

"What!" Each and every villain yelled in unison.

"Haha that is right at this very moment Kim Possible is pregnant!"

Getting up from his chair Senor Senior demanded an explanation, "Preposterous that's impossible how did our arch foe get pregnant?" The question was indeed floating in everyone's train of thought.

Sitting back down with a relaxed smile Drakken turned his attention over to DNAmy, "DNAmy do you remember that device you help me build for that animal protection agency T.S.P.E.S.?" The mad scientist happily asked while leaning back on his chair with his hands promptly placed behind his head in a relaxed motion.

Scratching her head a little until she remembered, "Oh you mean 'The Saving Precious Endangered Species' group yea." Turning to look at all the other super villains, "We built an adorable laser that when fired, any animal that comes in contact will have the desire to mate and have offspring…why do you ask Drakken?"

Drakken never did change his position on his chair as he let the information DNAmy shared seek in. One by one the eyes of super villains slowly began to spread largely. Shego enjoyed watching the villain's expressions as the realization hit hard. Plopping her feet back Shego sat back and awaited for the fireworks with Drakken.

Slumping down in his chair Monkey Fist seemed astonished, "Are you sure Drakken?" He had to ask the information given to them was too much to bare if it all turned out to be a practical prank. Drakken in returned simply nodded.

Rubbing his fingers through his mullet was amazed mechanical genius, "Yo Drew seriously how did this happen?"

Snickering a little from his cousin's remark Drakken pulled out a remote with a recording from his security cameras. Pressing the device the middle of table opened up with a hologram showing Kim and Ron getting hit by the laser he and DNAmy created. Not only were the super villains hysterical, but stunned as well as the footage repeated itself over and over again.

Swiftly sitting up Shego pulled out a second remote pressing it, "And that's not all kiddies!" A second video popped up from the 'Borrowed security cameras of the Middleton Space Station. Clearly the audio was set to high as the cries of lovemaking came from familiar voices.

"Ron I already...told you...I want to...to have your baby! Please go ahead!" It was a passionate cry as it came from Kim Possible. The rest of the audio was listened to as well giving the villains a moment to absorb everything. After what seemed like an eternity someone finally spoke up.

"So let me get this straight Drakken. Kim Possible is pregnant with Ron Stoppable's child. In other words meaning her crime-fighting days are over?" Senor Jr. asked with a questionable gaze.

Nodding to confirm his question, "That is correct Senor Jr."

Suddenly Jr. hugged his father, "Papi, now no one can stop us with our quest for world domination!" That little outburst earned many approving nods from the other villains. Today was a good day…for villain kind.

Standing up honorably Senor Senior raised his hand up to silent everybody, "Now hold up there Jr. the villain's handbook clearly states if our arch enemy suddenly has to go on maternity leave then we as super villains have to give her a full year of relaxation from crimes. It is our duty as world class super villains." Clenching his fist together Senor Senior showed he had much honor in him.

"He's right." Monkey Fist added before anyone could argue with Senor Senior.

Drakken knew was fully aware of the villain's handbook, "Yes yes I know all about that Senor Senior and don't you worry I won't be breaking villain tradition anytime soon, but I do have a splendidly evil idea." Reaching into his coat Drakken pulled out a folder tossing it to the other villains to read and review. After reading the contents they were a little skeptical, but being evil quickly pushed that emotion aside.

Picking up the contents of the folder Monkey Fist looked at Drakken with a puzzled gaze, one fitting a monkey, "Are you sure Drakken this will just be adding 'Insult to Injury'?"

"Yea hey why not he's defiantly earned it…don't you agree?"

All the villains eagerly nodded their heads in agreement. Clapping his hands together with Shego doing the same…

"Alright let's get this party started!"


The No Contact-Inescapable Room of Stuff – 10 minutes left

During the few hours trapped in the room filled with forgotten memories the teen heroes had made some headway with their future discussion. The school topic came left simply titling it 'Unavoidable', their parent's reactions somewhat had been expressed…mostly due to fear, and the issues of jobs- or job as in Ron Stoppable has to get one. It wasn't even a suggestion more of an obligation for the blonde. The only real topic that hadn't been raised or more accurately avoided was living arrangements and how they felt about all of this- about each other.

Setting on the edge of bed Kim was brushing her hair getting ready to go over the list with Ron. During forced time in here they slowly found it easier to talk about the sketchy subject and not totally blush out of existence.

"Ok so we got school…" Kim heavily sighed thinking what a disaster that was going to be, "…our planned talk with our rents…" Oh what a scenario that would turn out to be, "…then your future job searches…" Kimberly made sure to stretch out 'Your' "…and finally…" The auburn teen dropped her head with a sadden look and tone, "…our quitting of crime fighting. Is that everything?"

It was everything they discussed. All of those conversations turned out to be a nightmare for the troubled teens, especially the crime fighting one, since Ronald brought it up. Kim immediately protested at first, but indefinitely knew Ron was right. Any injuries caused could have hurt the child and the guilt would eat them alive if anything had happened. Still there was one more topic they failed to discuss whether or not they wanted to keep the baby.

With them being fully clothed by now Ron stood up walking and sitting next to her, "KP?" Funny Kim used that tone with Ron earlier now it was the blonde's turn to use it on her.

"What is it Ron?"

He knew this was going to be a touchy subject, "Do you even want…I mean do you even want to have the baby?" There he said and now was time for one of the world's longest wait to begin.

His words struck a core deep inside the redhead. Truth be told if it the child was anyone else's she would give it up. But this wasn't anybody else's future child- it was Ron Stoppable's child her best friend. Taking a few minutes to think it over, Kim's hands continued to apply pressure to her thighs and stomach as it became harder and harder to imagine. Meanwhile Ron continued to wait for her answer counting the seconds that passed every moment. After a wait that put the blonde in sweats Kim finally came up with an answer…

With her face flushed matching dark crimson and her eyes giving that pleading desire behind them, Kim Possible was ready to give Ron Stoppable an answer.

"Yes Ron I do want to have the baby." She tried to calmly answer, but Ron could see the pain in her voice as it sounded a little forced.

Astonished by her answer Ron Stoppable only had one more question left to give…

"Where does that leave us?"

And right before Kim could even consider thinking about the magnitude of that question the door to room suddenly opened letting the light in from the outside. In a clear yet blurry sight 4 adult figures could be seen from the other side. They all shared the same emotion…concern.


Revised – (4/28/2013)