Guys, as much as a hate to admit it, we are almost done with the Kingdom Hearts bloopers. Since this will be the last installment of the fic, I am going to end this with a bang. So ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to do the final chapter with a Kingdom Hearts Celebrity Jeopardy! Hope you all enjoy, and thank you for your support.

Kingdom Hearts Celebrity Jeopardy

In the house everyone has gathered for the final tape of the waited for KH bloopers. Sora is growing inpatient. "I'm growing impatient."

"Why do you always have to steal what the author says?" asked Riku looking at his best friend.

"It says I'm growing impatient, so I may as well act the part." Riku shrugs and nods, and there is a knock on the door. "Kairi can you get that?" the female gets up and goes to answer the door.

"Sorry I'm late guys. It took me longer to type then expected. Anyway I finally got the tape of when you guys were on SNL." Axel looked over at me.

"You don't mean the skit when we did Celebrity Jeopardy do you?" I nodded.

"The very same." Axel began to bounce on his seat with excitement.

"Then what are you waiting for? PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN!" he yelled in excitement. Sora just looked questionably at me.

"What's Celebrity Jeopardy?" he asked and everyone in the room gasped.

"Sora! How can you not know what Celebrity Jeopardy is?" asked Riku.

"It's the funniest and most famous skit on Saturday Night Live!" added in Leon.

"Well can we see it?" asked Sora and I nodded.

"I won't keep you in the dark any longer. Behold Sora, the funniest thing in the universe." And with those words I threw in the tape.

Phoenix Fire Alchemist presentsKingdom Hearts Celebrity Jeopardy

(Cue music)

The crowd can be heard clapping and the camera focuses on Will Ferrell who has taken the role of Axel Trebek.

Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. For those of you who decided to join us here tonight, it is my regret to inform you that you have no lives. Tonight we have a special kind of Jeopardy. We have the characters from the hit video game Kingdom Hearts as our guests tonight. (crowd cheers) It is now time for Double Jeopardy, so let's take a look at the scores. Ansem has set a new record with negative $256000 dollars. He accomplished this goal by answering every question with the word darkness.

Ansem: Darkness is eternal. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: Terrific. Next we have Axel with and astounding negative $75000 dollars. He would have answered a question in the last round, if he hadn't had set his buzzer on fire.

Axel: This is why I'll just make the buzzy noise during the next round, got it memorized? (crowd laughs)

Trebek: I'll keep that in mind. And finally in first place with not a damn thing, we have the star of Kingdom Hearts So……… wait a second, what are you doing here? You're not Sora.

Sean Connery: Nice to see you too Trebek! (crowd cheers)

Trebek: Mr. Connery how did you get in here?

Connery: I used to power of animation to come here and make your life miserable once more you pansy. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: (sighs) That's just great. Now let's take a look at the categories for Double Jeopardy. They are…

Potent Potables

Kitties or Doggies That's when I show you a picture of an animal and you tell me whether it's a kitty or a doggie.

Harry Potter

An Album Cover

Famous Horses

Do Nothing

And

Colors That End in "ellow"

Trebek: Ansem, since you are in last place the board is yours.

Ansem: I'll take Ever Lasting Darkness for 256000. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: That's not even a category.

Ansem: Darkness will swallow you!

Trebek: (looks at Ansem questionably) Axel, why don't you pick.

Axel: (holding a Trebek plushie under a lighter, but puts them both down when he is seen, crowd laughs) My turn eh? I'll choose the world famous actor Don Othing for 300. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: (sweat-drops) That's Do Nothing. DO NOTHING for 300. In this category all you have to do is sit there. (crowd laughs) Just don't do anything and you all win.

Axel: (makes the buzzy noise) Can you repeat the question? (crowd laughs)

Trebek: You're an idiot. (crowd laughs) Well Ansem and Mr. …

Ansem: (buzzes in)

Trebek: Why did you buzz in?

Ansem: The buzz reminded me of darkness. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: And you remind me of why I hate this job. (laughter) Mr. Connery it seems like you…

Connery: (buzzes in)

Trebek: Mr. Connery why?

Connery: Because I hate you Trebek. (laughter)

Trebek: (looks over angrily at Connery) Mr. Connery just pick another category.

Connery: Alright you beef wooded apple john, I'll play your little game. I'll take you mother for 5000. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: (looks at Connery confused) What? My mother isn't even a category.

Connery: I beg to differ you Canadian ponse. I believe there is a category up there that says Famous Hores. (crowd laughs) HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Trebek: (looks angrily at Sean but continues) Let's just go with Harry Potter for 400. (noise sounds off) And it's a video Daily Double. When the picture of the character from the movie comes up, all you have to do is name that character and you win. Here's the character. (a picture of Harry comes up and the crowd laughs) Name this character.

Ansem: (buzzes in)

Trebek: Ansem.

Ansem: Batman. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: Batman isn't even in the Harry Potter series. (Connery buzzes in) Mr. Connery.

Connery: Who is Batman. (Crowd laughs)

Trebek: (sighs) No. (Axel makes the buzzy noise) Axel.

Axel: What is Batman. (laughter)

Trebek: And of course the answer was Harry Potter. (laughter) Axel why don't you try picking a category?

Axel: Alrighty then. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 600. (crowd laughs hard)

Trebek: (looks questionably at Axel) That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.

Connery: We can read Trebek! That says Anal Bum Cover! I spend 5 years of my life trying to invent an Anal Bum Cover! Failing to do so has been my greatest regret. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: And it's time for Final Jeopardy. (crowd laughs lightly) The category is… you know what? (rips up the card) Colors. Just write down a color you think is pretty. (crowds laughs, cue Final Jeopardy music) Any color at all. It can be orange, or blue, pink, or even a color that ends in "ellow". You'd have to be complete idiots to mess this up. (music ends) Now let's see how you managed to mess it up. (laughter) Ansem, you wrote…… (looks at Ansem's card to see his entire speech about darkness from KH1) An entire speech on darkness. (laughter) You were asked to write down a color and you got it wrong.

Ansem: Darkness will collapse on your heart. You infidel. (crowd laughs, and Trebek moves on)

Trebek: I'm sure it will. Axel, you wrote down……(looks at Axel's card which is blank) Nothing, and that's because you set your whole podium on fire. (laughter)

Axel: So? Just use your imagination. (crowd laughs)

Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't we just check what you wrote? (looks down at Connery's card which said "red") Oh my god! You put down red. Are we recording this? You actually put down red! Red is a color.

Connery: (sighs) I know I could be hard on you lad, but it's all in good fun. Just wanted to give you an easy time Trebek. Hope you understand.

Trebek: (stunned) Why thank you Sean. That's…that's very nice of you. Now why don't we check what you wagered. (The card reveals Connery's wager) October. (crowd laughs)

Connery: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Great movie wasn't it Trebek? HAHAHAHA! (crowds laughter continues)

Trebek: Fabulous. I'm going home, putting my head in the oven and turning it on high. (crowd laughs) Good night. (cheering)

(Cue Music)

Back at the house everyone and I are in stitches with laughter. Sora is rolling on the ground from the tape. "That was classic!" he said holding is side. It had hurt from laughing so hard. Axel kicked back in his chair and smiled.

"One day in my life I'm never going to forget." He said happily. Just then Kairi looked over at me.

"Is there anymore?" she asked, but I shook my head.

"I hate to say it but no. This is all I have." Everyone in the house moaned, but I continued. "But come on. The story isn't going anywhere so you can always go back and read your bloopers again."

"This is true." Riku said, and Sora nodded.

"Well, I hope you guys enjoyed my Kingdom Hearts Bloopers, the Lost Bloopers,…" Sora looked at Riku and spoke.

"How does he do the whole booming voice thing?" Rkiu shrugged.

"Behind the Scenes with Organization 13…" Behind me the entire Organization waves. "And of course our KH Celebrity Jeopardy."

"I know I did. AWHAHAHA" Said Sean Connery from behind me.

"Happy reading guys!" I said and the entire cast waves from behind me.

Special PSA

"Hi. My name is David Hasslehoff, and this story is a great example of why you should never do drugs. Good day to you all. I'm off." The Baywatch music begins and David runs off slow motion into the sunset.

THE END

I'd like to thank all of you who stuck with me threw this fic, and I am sorry it has to end like this. You guys have all been great. This wouldn't have been possible without your support. I'll try to think of more stuff and I'll post it up under another story, but until then happy reading!