NINJAGO: Funny Moments

Thanks again to all my readers! I got some requests so I tried to use them :) Hope you like!

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#13 - Cat Burglar

(Requested by Wanli8970)

Jay: Oh my...

Nya: Holy crap!

Cole: What's wrong?

Jay: What happened in our room?

Cole: What do you mean?

Jay: There's scratches everywhere! Looks like someone brought a cat in here

Nya: The same thing happened to my room

Cole: How? We don't have a cat

Kai: My room isn't messy, but it does smell like pee

Jay: Eww!

Zane: That is most unfortunate.

Nya: Well, how can there be scratches and pee?

Cole: Kai?

Kai: Wasn't me!

Zane: My sensors show that there was definitely a cat in our room.

Cole: But who brought one in?

Jay: It wasn't me. I'm more of a dog person myself. I know Nya likes cats though.

Nya: I've been working on some mechs all morning long. I only just got back to my room a few minutes ago. Maybe it was Cole.

Cole: Nah, I've been rock climbing since sunrise. I'm still there now. What about you, Zane? You love animals.

Zane: I already have a falcon. I do not need a cat as well. It was probably Kai. He has a tendency to make messes.

Kai: Hey! I can't even remember the last time I saw a cat.

Nya: Then how did one get in our rooms?

Zane: Wait, where's Lloyd?

Kai: Idk. Last I saw him, he was acting kinda suspicious

Jay: What was he doing?

Kai: It looked like he was trying to sneak something into our room

Nya: What was it?

Kai: I dunno

Cole: Hmm...

Kai: I heard something

Jay: What?

Kai: It's coming from my and Lloyd's closet. I'm gonna check it out

Kai: Well, mystery solved!

Nya: What did you find?

Kai: Lloyd's in the closet, and he's got a kitten!

Cole: Oh, that explains it!

Lloyd: I found her in an alley. She has no collar or anything. Can I keep her?

Jay: Lloyd, she scratched up my room

Nya: Mine too

Kai: And she peed in ours.

Lloyd: Oh, yeah, sorry about that guys :)

Zane: It's okay. I suppose if you want to keep her, you could ask Sensei.

Lloyd: Ok! I'll do that.

(*A few minutes later*)

Lloyd: He said yes, as long as I take care of her

Nya: Sweet!

Jay: You know that means you have to scoop her poop, right?

Lloyd: Hey, if I can do it for Ultra Dragon, I'm pretty sure I can do it for a little kitten.

Cole: So what are you gonna name her?

Lloyd: I think I'll call her Breez.

Nya: That's cute!

Kai: You're going to clean up the little mess she made in our room, right?

Lloyd: Of course. I'll do that right now.

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#14 - Tea Story

(Takes place when Morro was Wu's student)

Wu: Have you finished your training?

Morro: Yes, Sensei.

Wu: How did it go?

Morro: It went well. I completed the training course in just 23 seconds.

Wu: That's a new record!

Morro: :)

Wu: Can you do me a favor?

Morro: Anything.

Wu: A new shipment of tea just came in at the shop. Could you go pick out a few new kinds?

Morro: Of course.

Wu: Great. I'll pay you back this afternoon.

(*Some time later*)

Morro: Okay, Sensei, I'm at the shop. What kinds of tea should I get?

Wu: Just pick out a few interesting ones.

Morro: Let's see…

(*Back at the Monastery*)

Morro walked into the Monastery, carrying a bag full of tea. He approached Wu's door, and knocked.

"Come in," Wu called. He turned to see his student entering the room. "Ah, I see you have the tea. Thank you very much!"

Morro nodded, handing his Sensei the bag. "Anytime, Sensei."

Wu took the bag and looked inside. "Let's see what you got," he said. He set the four jars containing the tea on the ground in front of him. "Chipmunk's Tea, Flipper's Tea, Astronaut's Tea, and - ooh, here's an interesting one - Miley's Tea."

"Shall we try them?" Morro asked.

"Of course," Wu answered. He got up and brewed one cup of each kind of tea. He set them randomly on the ground between himself and his student. They each took a cup.

"Bottoms up," Wu said. They both drank their tea.

A few moments later, Wu began floating. "What the heck?" He gasped. "Where'd all the gravity go?"

"You must've -" Morro stopped speaking and clamped a hand over his mouth.

Wu laughed. "What's wrong with your voice?"

Morro shrugged. "I don't know!" He replied, his voice high pitched. "I sound like a freaking chipmunk. Oh wait…"

"You must have gotten Chipmunk's Tea," he observed. "I clearly chose Astronaut's Tea. Look at me!" He was sitting upside down on the ceiling.

Wu floated around the room while Morro sang random songs. They both burst out laughing several times. After about ten minutes, the effects of the tea began to wear off. Wu floated back down to the ground and Morro's voice returned to normal.

"Ready to try the other two?" Wu asked.

"Yeah!"

They each picked up another cup, clinked them together, and drank the contents.

Morro stood up. "I suddenly have the urge to..." he said, before running to a wide, empty spot in the room and doing a roundoff back tuck. "Whoa!" He exclaimed. "I didn't know I could do that!"

"You got Flipper's Tea," he observed. His eyes widened. "Which means…" He suddenly started twerking.

Morro laughed so hard he fell to the ground. "Sensei, you're twerking!"

"I..can't...stop!" Wu said. He, too, was laughing.

"Well, we know who got Miley's Tea!" Morro pointed out. He did a side aerial and a front flip. "This tea is so cool!" He exclaimed.

For the next ten minutes, Morro flipped around the room, and Wu tried out different ways to twerk. By the time the tea wore off, they were both laughing so hard they could hardly breathe.

"We need to do this more often," Wu said when he was finally able to stop twerking.

Morro nodded. "I can go back to the Tea Store tomorrow, if you want."

Wu smiled. "Maybe not that often," he chuckled.

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I think the last one might be my favorite of them all...what do you guys think? :D

Time to respond to reviews!

Wanli8970: Thanks for the suggestion! I hope you liked it!

sportsgallol: Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like it.

Kai's Girlfriend: Thanks! I try XD

Janey Tie: Yes I do :)

Bluepaw265: Aw, thank you!

Angelninjagal: Of course I will write more with Morro :)

Thanks again to everyone! I have still been procrastinating but not as much. I've written more for Into the Storm, and I plan to update this afternoon. Please review, cause your reviews make me so happy! If you have any requests, let me know (just no OC's at the moment). After 7/27 I'm done with summer school (YAY!) so more time for writing. I'm also planning to start another series of (normal) one-shots next week, so PM me if you have any ideas for that :)

- Cinder