"Epic Ever After Rap Battles Of History"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own "Ever After High" or it's characters. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the EAH books, Shannon Hale. Plus, I don't own Epic Rap Battles of History as well. Anyway, this is EAH's take on Epic Rap Battles. This is when I take two random characters of Ever After High and make them face-off in a rap battle. Boy, is this gonna be fun! So enjoy!
P.S.: For fun, readers get to choose which next two people should be up to face each other in a rap battle! Once again, enjoy!
Chapter 4: Kitty Cheshire vs. Duchess Swan
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Kitty Cheshire!
vs.
Duchess Swan!
BEGIN
Kitty Cheshire:
Look at you, oh don't be afraid
Cause Kitty Cheshire's here to stay
I'm gonna make this battle rock
Just enough to make your nuts shock
Oh right, I forgot that you're a chick
Whose brain just got beat by a walking stick
I got nine lives left and I'm still kicking
Just like the salad-tossing ass you're totally licking
I'm just an all-mischevious trickster
Who drops some dope rhymes quicker
So it's time to ride to Wonderland
Where I'll knock your ass with my underhand
So you oughtta be scared and you oughtta cry
Cause I'm gonna cook you down like a french fry
I'm gonna win this f***ing battle rap
And bury you down like pig crap
When you mess with my claws you're totally f***ed
Just like you and 1D, you both totally suck!
Duchess Swan:
Oh Kitty Kitty Kitty, that the best you got?
Your horrible rhymes got the whole crowd shot
They all died because of your horrible mess
Made it look like a crime scene, more or less
Now I'm gonna show you a real rap's like
Cause I'm a real dancer and you're just a d**e
I move like a swan and strike like an eagle
I'm a combination of sexy and oh so regal
All of the boys around me think I'm a lass
With a shadow of doubt Ronda Rouseys your ass
I dance around circles all over your face
And shoot your ass back right to space
Don't ruff my feathers and don't piss me off
I'll cook you down like rice pilaf
This battle is mine and you're so gone
From the bad mother f**ker known as Duchess Swan
You're just another poor victim who can't be saved
And I'm the victor who just danced in your grave!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!