Hey i'm back, and it took a while.
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'Thought'
Deadpool's first voice
Deadpool's second voice
Kid deadpool's first voice
Kid Deadpool's second voice
The Next Morning
The morning started off well inside Deadpool's mind. A orchestra of deadpool's where playing Beethoven's 9th sympathy, with the true merc with the mouth conducting. A screen was behind them playing one of Deadpools mass murders. Him and his shield tactical team fighting hydra. It's was a one sided battle as they went though hydras forces with ease. 'Ah, a truly beautiful piece with a massacre like this on the screen.' 'I agree, only they mind of a insane person can make that massacre into something beautiful.' The massacre ended as the piece finished 'Glad to hear you like it guys, I need to get some stress out.' said Wade as the orchestra started to pack up. 'You should wake up soon, you got another big day ahead of you.' 'But that means a child to take care of.' Deadpool whined.
'You already have a child so a second one shouldn't be that hard'
'Yea but I barely have to worry about him, Naruto isn't everything proof so I have to watch that him like a hawk.' As Deadpool walks around his museum of a head.
'Well you shou-.' 'And I'm bored, wake up time.' Deadpool falls face first into the floor in his head. As his head hits the floor Deadpools wakes up and get up out of bed. "That was one of the best naps I ever had." He said as he stretched. 'Well it would suck if somethings comes and blows it up.' "Quit it!, no foreshadowing things about my new house!"
"Well breakfast time what should we make."
'Pancakes of course.'
'Oooh how about pancakes and a full course breakfast and a surprise for Naruto?'
'You both have great ideas… SO LETS DO EM!' Wade ran into the kitchen and opened the fridge.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Wade said as he fell to his knees. "THERE'S NO FOOD IN HERE!" Deadpools ran up to his sons room, and bust down the door. "WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY WAKE THE HECK UP!"
Will flew out of bed and hit the floor. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" He yelled. "WE NEED PANCAKE MIX AND OTHER LESS IMPORTANT FOOD!" Yelled Wade as he opened the window in Kid Deadpool's room. "THEN GO BUY SOME GROCERIES" yelled Kd as he put on his costume. "Will... come look at this sunrise" said Wade all of a sudden as he looked out the open window. Kid Deadpool walked up to the window. "I don't see a sunrise."said Kd confused in the sudden change of subject. Wade grabbed Kd and pushed him out of the window. "YOU GET THE GROCERIES SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY OUTSIDE, THANKS!" Yell Wade as he shut the window. As Kid Deadpool was plummeting he pulled out double middle finger. "Jerk" He said as he then timed his movements and teleported and reappears on the floor. "Why did I see that comin" Kd said as he walked to the newest food store. He then bought some groceries and went back to the penthouse.
At the penthouse Deadpool was watching tv when Kid Deadpool came into the room. "Oh he-" was all Wade got to say before Kd threw his gun at Wades head. "Ouch" said Wade rubbing the back of his head.
"You deserved it" said Kd putting the groceries on the kitchen counter. "Where making a surprise breakfast for Naruto so let get to it." Said Wade jumping up from the couch and into the kitchen. Then they made a big breakfast. "Were really great chefs" said Wade. "What are you talking about you did terrible" said Will said as he pointed out most of the half burned food.
"Well your me so you did terrible to, so Ha!" said Wade as he looked to what he son made only to see the food he made looked professional.
"How did you become such a good cook!" yelled Wade, completely shocked by how well the food was done.
"I don't know, maybe my mom that you left" said Kd
"Lets not enter that subject right now" Wade said "We'll get to the suffering memories soon enough"
"I'll go get the syrup" said Will, as he walked over to the counters
"Then I'll go wake up Naruto" Wade said as he walked up stairs
Upstairs
Naruto was still sleeping and snoring loudly as Deadpool quietly snuck into his room. "How should I wake him up?" he asked in his head. "I say you get a air horn and blast it right in his ear!" "How bout you get a gun and fire a blank to wake him up?" "That's been done, next" "Oooh, I have a good one, you should blast sounds of a war that happened and act like he woke up in his dream" "Your a genius!" Yelled Deadpool in his head as he walked out of the room. He walks back in a few minutes later with a army uniform on and hides a speaker in Naruto's closet. Wade takes out he phone and starts the the war sounds. Naruto suddenly jumps off of his bed hearing multiple gunshots and explosions. "What's going on!" he cried.
"No whining soldier!" said Deadpool with a scar-l. "We are in the middle of war, suit up, grab a weapon amd lets go die for our country!" Yelled Deadpool as he charged out of the room. Naruto shalky got up looking around not really knowing what to do and shouting and a missile trail can be heard. "Get to safety!" "RUN!" said the people from the speakers. Naruto panicked and hid under his bed as the missile hit causing a explosion just as Deadpool ran back in throwing dust everywhere and on him and falls to his knees. "It's over...there's too many…" Kid Deadpool walks in looking ticked off and kicked Wade in the face. "Naruto get up and let's go to the dining room" Drags Wade out and Naruto follows him into the kitchen confused completely bout what's going on. Kid Deadpool drops Wade near the table and sits down. "Party pooper" Said Wade as he got up and sat down. Naruto sat down with Wade still confused. Kd sees the look on his face. "He put a speaker in your closet and blasted a clip from a war movie" Said Kd as he started to eat his food. "Yea!, and it would of been hilarious if i got to finish!" said Wade. "I only got though half of the plan, before you ruined it" Pouted Wade. "No I just changed the other half to me stopping you making it end there" said Kd. "What is with you guys?" Naruto said he started to eat his food. "It just him today" said Kid Deadpool, and was the last word they said for the entire breakfast. Kid Deadpool finishes first and he gets up and puts his plate in the sink. "I'm going to go explore the town" said Kd as he out on his mask and teleported away. "Why did everything just get so weird" said Naruto as he finished his breakfast. "Oh forgot to tell you, me and him can change moods fairly easily, but i'm sure he wants you to know that he made the entire big breakfast meal for you" said Wade getting up and putting his plate in the sink. "Really?" asked Naruto as he walked behind Wade and put his plant in the sink. "Hundred percent, he made it for you, I was helping out but I burned most of the food, but the pancakes I did excellent" Deadpool exclaimed. "He still doesn't even know how I make em so good" Wade said as he started washing the dishes. "Well sorry for ruining the surprise moment, ima finish these dishes then we can go somewhere, before I go look for work" said Wade. "Ok" said Naruto as he walked to the living room and watched tv.
In the City
Kid Deadpool walks around with a map he took of the place. "There is nothing on here that looks like fun!" he yelled. He took out his phone and played games on it while trying to find his location on the map. "Man, I knew I should of got Strange to give me Magic cellular data, or maybe just of begged T'Challa with one of those unlimited range phones." He said swiping threw the games as they all needed WiFi or cellular data neither of which he had at the moment. "Wonder if I can hired as a assassin" and just as he finished those words inside his head one of himself had just installed a lightbulb into the room. '
Yes we finally got the light fixed' '
That's great now he can come up with actually good ideas'
"I got it!"
"A bar in a dark alley should have some good info"
"Let's go find some murders!" as he runs off at full speed searching for a dark alley and a bar.
Meanwhile
Deadpool finishes the dishes and goes over to Naruto.
"Well I'm done ready to go to something extremely dangerous" asked Deadpool tabbing his swords and guns.
"Yea!" Said Naruto jumping off the couch in excitement.
"Well then let's get going, race you down" Wade said as he ran for the elevator with Naruto right behind him. Deadpool made it down first since he got the he start, before Naruto got a chance to whine Deadpool grabbed him and dashed into a alley and onto the roof. "
We wait here, something always go down in a dark alley" said Deadpool pulling out a apple and giving it to Naruto.
"How long will it take for something to happen?" He asked as he took the apple.
"Shouldn't be long, especially If this place is a big as it looks" said Wade as he pulled out a carbine. "Time to wait.
Over to Kid Deadpool
Kd Walks into the bar ignoring the people staring at him as he walks up the he bar stand.
"Who are you?" Sam the bartender looking at Kd
"No one of importance" Kd said, "So what you know about the dark 'stuff' that goes around in this village" he said as he neared with the glass in the counter.
"I don't know what your talking about" the bartender said with a serious face his eyes colder than it was before. A few guys started got up and started walking over to Kid Deadpool. There were about six 4 of them wearing Ninja gear and the other weren't. "I sluggers you leave" said the bartender. "Why you still haven't told me what I came for, and I wouldn't be here if I knew you don't know what I'm talking about. Said Kd as he looked the man straight in the eyes. Then one of the men behind him grabbed Kd and lifted him up. "Should of listened to him" he deadpanned has he threw Kd into a table. Kd crashes into the table but gets up rather quickly fire his gun but missing on purpose.
'YES! BAR FIGHT!'
"Fine I'll just beat it out if you!" As he puts his guns away and punches one of them in the face. Right after the bar erupts into a brawl and hints were flying everywhere. Kd gabs a chair in mid air that someone threw and smashes it across the face of the guy that threw him. "Here have a seat!" One random guy tries and tackles him but he directs the guy into a wall. "Here's a coma for you" as the man hits the wall. Kid Deadpool then chargers at one if he guys in ninja gear and smashed his head into a table. "This is so much fun!" As he threw a guy into the alcohol rack and threw a sword into another guys shoulder. "I ain't even legal b*tches!"
At Deadpool and Naruto
Deadpool and Naruto sat there for some time before someone had went into the alley. It was a group of people one of them was dragging a body bag that wasn't empty, the others were civilian clothing.
"Looks like we got something" Deadpool said almost half asleep.
"What do we do now?" Asked Naruto looking down at the group of men.
"Wait till whoever their waiting for shows up" said Wade getting his carbine ready.
"More people are coming?" Said Naruto
"You bet, now let's put on our mean faces" Wade answered.
"You got it!" Naruto said as he put on his meanest face.
Right after Naruto put his mean face on another group of people walked up. There were six of them, all wearing ninja gear except it was different ninja gear from the villages. There headband had a note in it instead of a leaf twirl. "Do you have the intel we asked for" said one of the sound ninja. "Yes it's right here" said one of the Konoha ninja as he took out a folder. "Do you have the stuff we asked for" he said looking at the sound ninja. "Of course" he said with a straight face. "Hand over the folder and you'll all get paid" he said as one of the sound ninja behind up took out a scroll and summoned a duffel bag full of cash. "The Konoha ninja get the body bag from the civilian holding it and all over to the sound ninja out the body bag and folder. "This is a little present from us, had to tie a loose end" said the Konoha ninja handing one of the sound ninja the body bag. "Alive or dead" asked the main sound ninja. "Alive" said the Konoha ninja has he started to hand him the folder. Right then a bullet went thru the man's hand making him drop the folder to the floor and cry out in pain. They look up to see Deadpool jumping off the building singing wrecking ball Deadpool version. "I came in like a wrecking baaalllll" he sang as he landed into the floor shooting at the Konoha ninja. The main sound leader picked the folder and made a run for it while Deadpool distracted himself with his singing. Naruto jumped down from the roof and went behind Wade. "I don't think this was a good idea" said Naruto as the ninja started throwing kunais and ninja stars back. "Nonsense everything going according to plan!" Said Wade as the let the kunais and shuriken hit him. Two of the sound ninja performed a unison jutsu. "Sound Wave Jutsu!" The shouted as a giant sound waves came at Wade and Naruto. Deadpool turned,"Wait you shout the move of your name her-" as he didn't get to finish and got hit by the sound waves. It sent him and Naruto flying into a wall. "Ow" Groaned Naruto as he tried to get up while Deadpool got up after he hit the for and fired three shots into both of the sound ninjas. "Ninjas used sound wave, not effective, Deadpool use bullets, super effective!" Said Wade as they dropped dead. Naruto gets up running his head "You missed a few off them" he said. "Really, must of escaped because of plot, I meant I killed everyone last time so I'm using that as a excuse" Wade said as he brushed the dirt of Naruto's clothes. "So I'm guessing you had some fun?" Asked Wade as he poked around one of the dead guys. "Well it was mostly waiting then hiding behind you so…..not really" said Naruto with a bored look on his face. "Well then that ramen place it is!" Said Wade "Yay!" Cheered Naruto happily all traces of boredness instantly gone from his face. "First one there doesn't ha" Wade was trying to say by Naruto was already gone. "Wow he learns fast" said Wade as he ran Off to that one ramen place couldn't remember.
Back at the Bar
Kid Deadpool stood there with his right foot resting on a guys head as he took a pose. The once lively bar was now filled with groans as people were everywhere. some on the floor some hanging in the wall by a sword or some on the ceiling. One guy was at a weird angle after Kd showed him what he learned from Banes school of back breaking.
"So...you ready to talk yet" Kd asked as he walked over to the broken bar table.
"Or do I have to show you what I learned at the Juggernauts school of ripping people in half" He said threateningly with a cold look in his eyes.
"Ok ok ok, I'll tell you" said the man shaking in terror.
"Then get started already" Kd said.
"There's some Konoha ninjas that aren't loyal to the village, they give intel to other villages that pay for them he most" The bartender said his voice cracking.
"You better not pee yourself, anything else" pointing a gun at the mans leg.
"Uh yea there's a meetup of bunch of crooks and as assassins outside of Konoha tomorrow night at 10, and that all I know I promise!" The bartender said trying not to cry.
"I didn't even break your arm yet man, ad if you ever get more info you tell me" said Kd as he grabbed the man's arm and snapped it while kicking he guy in the face into the alcohol stand knocking him out cold.
"There you didn't even feel it, unlike everyone else" Kd said as he started to walk out the bar.
In the streets of Konoha
Kid Deadpool walked around looking for something else to do after beating up a entire bar. "Might just go find dad and Naruto, got nothing better to do" as he walked off thinking of the place they'll be. After a really minutes of walking he finds them at the Ramen place eating away like they were having a contest. Kd walked over to and noticed Naruto had already ate five bowls and was about to finish his six. "Man you can ramen like a champ" said Kd sitting down next to them.
"Oh there you are!" Wade said as he almost choked on his food.
"Where have you been all day?" Asked Wade after finishing the rest of his ramen.
"Just been exploring a bit more and got some info" said Kd watching Naruto finish his ramen.
"Well let's go home" said Wade getting up after paying for their meal.
"Already" whined Naruto who wanted to stay a bit longer.
"Yep cause I'm full and I rather not head home when it gets really dark" Deadpool said as he picked up Naruto.
"Hey did first one there wins!" He said as he ran off at full speed with Naruto.
"What's with you with the first one there stuff, the the writer put you on repeat?" Kid Deadpool Asked has he put on Miles webs shooters and swinged off.
At the penthouse Deadpool ran in from the stairs with Naruto till on his back about to quell he wins when he sees Kid Deadpool sitting on the couch. "Took ya long enough" said Kd looking at them. "You forgot I had web shooters" Kd said before Deadpool could respond.
"Well fine you win this one" Deadpool pouted as he put Naruto down. He then sat down with Naruto following and they began to watch tv. Kid Deadpool got up a few minutes later and went to his room. Kd walked in and turned on the lights.
"Sunday how's the plan to get back home looking" Kd asked as he sat down in his chair and logged into his laptop.
"The plan still has holes in it that cannot be solved" "Well that sucks" Kd said as he took off his mask. He opens up his coding software
"Sunday run the algorithm for the new suit"
"Running algorithm" as a bunch of code start generating on the software.
Kd minimizes the window as it runs and goes to his design software showing a new version of his suit. "Estimated time for it to be complete"
"With the current resources around, completion time is unknown" said Sunday
Deadpool opened the door holding a sleeping Naruto. "I'm putting him to bed and going to go pass out in my bed"said Wade as he stood by the door. "Sleep is for the weak but yea ok" said Kd Deadpool walked out and put Naruto into his bed then went into his room and jumped in the bed and fell asleep. Kid Deadpool stayed up for two more hours working with Sunday before going to bed. "Well sleep is for the weak and I ain't no Thor" he said as he gets into his bed and falls asleep.
At a Sound hideout
A sound ninja appears in the briefing room as a bunch of ninjas where already there. The sound nin puts down a folder on the table as another person puts a body bag next to it. "We've successfully got the intel but lost some sound nin, the man that caused this will be discussed later for now we continue as planned" Said the main sound nin. "What's with the body bag" Asked a sound nin dating on the other side of the table. "A gift from our intel people, now no more questions we need to get this operation working even faster now" he said as he left the room leaving them to get to work.
Well that's all for now guys and yea I'm back sorry for the very long wait.