There was a blood curdling scream and Dean watched as a huge werewolf dragged a girl from a convertible and tore her to shreds before he could do anything about it. Suddenly Selene was in front of it, she had one of her stilettos in her hand and rammed the heel into its eyeball. The creature howled in agony and fell to the ground. All the cars took off with people screaming, Dean got out and ran over to her, he had a large knife and straddled its back ramming it into its throat. A fine arterial mist sprayed over Selene.

She pulled off her other shoe and started to beat the dead werewolf in the head, "You bastard, I just bought this dress." Dean watched in amazement as the most beautiful girl he ever laid eyes on was on her knees stabbing it over and over. She got up and kicked it for good measure.

Dean's mouth hung open and at that moment he knew he had to marry that girl, they were meant to be together and the fates were kind to him for once.

She looked at her beautiful shoes covered in blood and matter, the anger flamed up again and she started hitting it, "These were my favorite shoes."

He had to grab her around the waist and drag her away, "Baby, stop its dead like a thousand times over." Her pretty dress was torn and hanging off one shoulder, "You are the most beautiful girl in the entire world to me Selene, what happened to you?"

She shrugged, "The bitch had to die, I don't know I just lost it," she patted her hair and her voice softened, "I must look terrible, what will daddy say?"

Castiel appeared, "Do you both remember now? This is your job, you are both hunters…please think, I cannot take anymore of your prattling on and on about panties and shoes, baby this and baby that, look at what I am wearing for Father's sake. Crowley is here and all of this is insane, please tell me you remember."

Dean leaned against the car and held his head, "I hate Crowley…why am I dressed like this, oh man its all coming back." Sam, dropped the shoe and held up his hands, "Why do I have red dagger nails?" He went to the car and looked in the mirror, "What fresh hell is this?"

Dean grabbed Sam by the shoulders and looked him over, the makeup, dress, sexy seamed stockings and pretty hair. "I don't know if there are words to tell you how you look right now, ok there are actually, Sam you are friggin' hot as blazes."

Sam turned around in a circle, "Dean look at me, I look horrible." Dean put his arms around his brothers waist, "No way, being covered in blood like that just makes my cock scrape harder on the zipper." He bent him backward and started kissing him.

Sam pushed him away and tugged at the dress to take it off, he spotted the pair of panties from the night before hanging out of Deans pocket, "Oh god, I was a huge slut wasn't I?" Dean pulled them out and rubbed them on his cheek, "Unfortunately not as big a one as I wanted because I remember not getting even a blow job," he turned to Castiel, "that includes nothing from you either, I distinctly remembered having to jerk myself off."

Dean lifted his beautiful young brother up by the waist and sat him on the hood of the car, he then picked up the stilettos, both covered in blood, and slipped them on Sam's feet.

"You are the single most beautiful girl I've ever seen Sammy, like a…a princess, somehow that sounds right."

Castiel cleared his throat, "I am sorry to interrupt but we have problems, we are stuck here. I cannot find a way out and worse yet Crowley is stuck here as well after following us into the portal. I doubt he would ever tell us if he found a way out of here and until then I imagine he will make our lives…no pun intended…hell."

Dean hit the car with his fist, "Just great, what good are you Cas if you can't zap us out of here?" Sam watched as the angel turned away, hurt by Deans words, "Dean apologize to him, I think he's very sensitive. Not everyone can handle the way you talk."

Dean looked at the ground then up at the angel, he walked over and put his arm around his shoulder, Castiel turned to him with pain in his blue eyes. He was starting to have feelings for Dean Winchester and the fact he thought so little of the angel left a scar on his heart.

"Look blue eyes, I know this isn't your fault, in fact if you hadn't been here we would have been living this life forever, Sam a stuck up princess.." Sam glared at him, "Hey, I'm not stuck up."

Dean waved Sam away, "Shut up Sammy, and Dean the bad boy….wait that's pretty much what we are already." Dean heard Sam behind him say, "You are such a jerk."

Sam took off the stilettos again and sat glumly on the car, "I had a history test today, or I think it was today. Back in the real world, now what? Are we stuck here forever because I can't dress like this," Sam opened his purse admiring his face, "I mean not like all the time."

Crowley appeared out of reach of Dean Winchester, "Hello boys, or should I say lady to Selene." Crowley bowed to Sam. "Well Sam, did Dean ever get to bend you over the seat of the car? I hope I didn't miss the deflowering he was planning."

Dean stepped in front of Sam, "Number one, when I deflower Sam as you put it, you wont be there. Two, you look stupid…what is up with this lame outfit. The only good thing about you Crowley is you were always a snappy dresser."

Before Crowley could answer Dean pulled out a knife and tried to stab him but the demon simply vanished.

There was a note he left and Castiel picked it up and read it aloud, "Castiel the virgin, feel free to go bugger yourself. Better yet have Dean do it for you. Speaking of virgins have Sam come to see me, I have a craving for underage meat and I would love to stem his rose."

Dean grabbed it and crumpled it up, "What a douche bag." Castiel looked around at the empty lot trying to figure out a plan, Sam got off the car and got in, "Come on, lets find a place to clean up and get some sleep."

Castiel checked them into a cheap motel, he was the only one that didn't look like a horror movie reject. He handed the keys to Sam, "Thank goodness, this blood is starting to itch." Dean looked at the outside of the motel and laughed, "Well some things never change do they?"

Sam limped to the door and put in the key, "Hurry up I feel like crap."

Dean took Castiels hand and followed, "Right behind you princess."

….

They stepped into darkness and when Sam opened his eyes he was inside of a tent, there was calliope music playing and Sam was standing in front of a dusty mirror and looked at himself closer, "Oh god no…not that."

TBC