A/N: This is when Plankton and Mr. Krabs were friends
Irrational Love
"What kind of secret is that?" Plankton asked his best friend, Eugene Krabs.
"A very important one, Argh argh argh." Krabs laughed
"So, you're in love with a penny. A penny. Seriously?" The green copepod asked.
"Why yes, she's beautiful. She has a sort of manly face about her though." Krabs noted.
"I thought you were pathetic, Eugene, but I never thought you were desperate." Plankton slapped himself mercifully in the face.
"You're just jealous because you have no one to love." Krabs teased.
Plankton muttered restlessly under his breath as his friend walked off with a penny.