It happened in a matter of seconds. From Wally feeling someone slap his butt, then his head getting slammed into the wall, and then his entire world fading to darkness.
"DUDE! My mom's gonna kill me for that hole!" Artemis screamed. She leapt at Connor and started punching him as hard as she could. She stopped and looked at Wally. For some reason she started laughing like crazy. Then, she abruptly stopped.
"I guess people call him the Wall man for a reason. Originally I thought it was because he had a job at Walmart. But, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Dick said. Then everyone started to crack up.
Then, Zabrina screamed. "Look at George's butt!" Everyone looked and saw Wally's pants halfway down, and a big red handmark right across his butt-cheeks. Artemis ran into her bathroom and brought out a towel. She threw it right over Wally's butt and sighed.
"Good God, that was scarier than a dream I had." She then leaned closer to Connor. "Did you enjoy it? I think you did. You should've seen your face when you slapped those breadsticks. Hahahahahahahaha! I'm never gonna let you live this down." She fell right onto Zabrina, who was laughing like the Joker, and they fell onto the floor laughing.
"Dude, seriously, did you?" Dick asked. Boy, these kids were annoying. He got up, towering over Dick, and grabbed him by the collar. "Yo! What are you doing? You're not Chuck Norris, let go of me!"
"Hey Connor, is it true Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajama- what the heck do you think you're doing? Put Dick down now!" Zabrina yelled.
"You'll have to catch him," Connor stated then he threw Dick, the thirteen year-old went crashing through the window and landed on a nearby flat bed truck, right on a king sized bed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!DICK!"
Zabrina screamed. She jumped out after him but then...
Dun, dun ,dun! I used a few Chuck Norris jokes, I got in this awesome book called THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS. it is epic.