A.N I know it's been awhile since I last updated but with it being summer my friend and muse who helps me with the story has decided to take a break on me ut lulckily another friend stepped in to help out and get rid of my writers block long enough to get a new chapter out. We're almost done with this wonderful story!
61.) Walk right out of council meeting. When Apollo asks where she's going, say "I'm going to go dye my hair blue," so Apollo says to Zeus, "She can dye her hair blue but I can't borrow a thunderbolt?!"
62.) Decide she's to busy hunting to come back to Olympus anytime soon and conveniently forget to tell Apollo her decision." Where's Temi at? It's been 3 Months!
63.) Tell Apollo he's been replaced in her heart by the new wolf pup she's raising because it's been separated from it's mother.
64.) Make him dance the chicken dance for a million years and when he finally says, "Atemis, I'm tired," say "No, you promised you would do it for 600 more years! Bye!" and leave to go hunting.
65.) Become insanely hyper and attach herself to Apollo refusing to let go of him. " I love you Apollo. Don't you love me? Say yes or i'll never speak to you again."( She's on a sugar rush and acting like a little kid cause she knows Apollo will take care of her. He doesn't trust anyone else to do it. All the other gods are scared to go near her when she's hyper that and they don't want Apollo to hurt them.)
66.) Ask Dionysus to make him drunk so he'll run around Olympus doing things he'd never do in sanity
67.) Use a camera to record every single embarrassing stunt he pulls while he's drunk and use it as future blackmail.( Hey you never know when your gonna need blackmail)
68.) Pay some of the girls he has a crush on to say " Sorry your not my type I prefer Handsome men like Ares" even if they like him. ( He'll start twitching and become paranoid that someone think Ares is hotter than him.)
69.) Create very dense fog so he can't see and crashes into Ares' motorcycle
70.) Paint his room and his chariot Neon Pink and Lime Green
71.) Go on an extended vacation to his favorite vacation spot and tell him " You can't come it's for Goddesses only."
72) Show Apollo what we're typing in this topic. iconxd.gif iconblaugh.gif iconrofl.gif
73) Tell him that women like men who act really stupid.
74) Show him everyone who doesn't like him or his music.
75) Make him listen to Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/The Jonas Brothers/Billy Ray Cyrus/any Disney Channel star that sings (because they all sing badly...no offense to anyone that likes them...).
76) Tell him that his music isn't enough to impress women.
77) Convince him that the universe worships him and wants him to overthrow Zeus.
78.) Convince him that Typhon is returning and only Apollo can stop him.
79) Make him write poetry for every woman that has ever rejected him. For every tear Apollo sheds he has to either get shot with an arrow or drink a goblet of wine.
80) Ask Eros to make Apollo fall in love with one of Zeus' wives.