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'I have to say, kind sir, this is the life.' I told George, the room service man, while I snapped a picture of my awesomely handsome face, and his boring, creepy old one. He just rolled his eyes, and strutted out of the apartment. Usually I would have ordered back and forced him to answer me with an enthusiastic "kudos to you, Chad Dylan Cooper, You ARE defiantly the greatest actor of his generation by far." But I was too happy to care what he did. Today was the day that Sonny and Lissie went to spend the day with Lissie's OTHER best friend (the one she had before we came.), Grace. So I was living one of my dreams: absolutely NO Sonny for one whole day…The only dream that doesn't involve Sonny at all.

It's been five days now, and all I have heard for the past couple of days is how great Grace is. Now, of course, I haven't met her yet-and neither has Sonny, but Lissie sits there on the lounge (Sonny let her stay with us at the hotel for some strange girly reason…) and tells us all of her stories. To be honest, after the first five minutes of the first story, I was bored out of my mind, and went back to flicking through the channels-which I happened to be doing right now, when I decided I haven't annoyed the other Randoms in ages.

'CHAD!' I laughed as I heard a familiar screech from the other side of the hallway. Devan opened his door when he heard the scream.

'Hey, Chad, my bud. What's goin on?'

'Wait for it.' I told him, and just after I said it, the now black-haired Tawni Hart came tearing down the hall. After we took a picture, Devan and I ran, trying to get inside his room at the same time while laughing so hard we weren't making sounds at all. We shut and locked the door just as Tawni reached us. We laughed even harder when she started banging loudly on the door.

'Chad, that was awesome. You should have told me you were planning on doing that, I could have helped.' He said, while grinning like a maniac.

'Well, we still have the rest of the day for pranks.' He slapped me on the back, and we started planning.

It's now five O'clock and Devan and I were now sitting on the lounge, flicking through channels again. We never actually watch a show…unless it's Mackenzie Falls. Devan was still grinning at the memory of black haired Blondie, Other Blondie in a net inside his bathroom, and all of Hat Guy's hats glued to the ceiling in the hallway.

'Job well done, my friend, Job well done.' I muttered, and we high fived.

'Yeah, guys. Job. Well. Done.' Sonny said.

Oh shit.

'Oh hey, Sonny, how was your day?' Devan said, completely oblivious to Sonny's obvious bad mood. 'Just great Devan! Now get out.' She said with a fake smile. Devan just smiled back, saluted her and walked back to his own hotel room. Sometimes I worry about him.

'Chad, Why is Tawni's Hair black?'

'I don't know. Maybe she finally realized that only I can pull of blonde hair. But if the black didn't turn out the way she wanted it, I'll just go see if she wants me to cut it all off.' I tried to walk away but she stood in front of the door, arms crossed and eyebrows raised.

'No, Chad. No one can find Grady, and Nico is going crazy trying to find his hats. What did you do?' I snickered at the thought, but when I saw Sonny's face I sighed.

'Grady is hanging up in his bathroom. Nikko pen could have told you that if he wasn't too busy looking for his hats, which happen to be in the hall…' Her eyebrows rose impossibly higher.

'…On the ceiling…'

'Right. Well get ready while I try and help my friends. We're going to dinner with Grace and Lissie.'

'Can't wait.'

We both smiled equally fake and stalked away. I shut the door behind Sonny. I do not want to go out with three girls. Either everyone will think I'm gay, or I'm some pimp jerk. And Chad Dylan Cooper Is no pimp.

I needed a place to hide. Sonny would see me if I left the room, so that crossed off Devan's room.

I yelled out a short 'HA!' when I spotted the perfect hiding spot. Under the television. There was a cupboard for storage down there. Per-fect.

I quickly got dressed, and grabbed my camera (Taking photos are kinda my thing), thinking that When Sonny leaves; I'll just go to Devan and Portlyn and go out with them. Then climbed into the cupboard, just before the door opened again.

'Chad? Come on, let's go.' I stifled a laugh as Sonny searched the rooms, slamming doors when she realized I wasn't there.

'CHAD!' She screamed. It took all my effort then and there not to just crack up laughing. I watched her leave the room-slamming the door again-through the crack in the doors. I started shaking with laughter…until the door opened again. Sonny walked back in, but now she was dragging Devan along with her.

'Look, Devan. I'm going to be late, so just tell me where Chad is.' Devan looked around the room, and spotter me through the crack. I gave him the 'Don't do it or she might cut my head off' sign, and the side of his mouth turned up.

'I dunno. I haven't seen him. Weren't you just in here with him?' He scratched his head like he was thinking and shrugged. And to think Sonny believes we suck at acting. Sonny just rolled her eyes and sighed.

'Whatever. I'm going. You stay here and when he comes back tell him that he needs to get down to the restaurant ASAP.' She rambled on to him, telling him where this place was and if I didn't come then she would smash my head in and then not talk to me for thirty years or something along the lines of that. When she left, Devan grinned and helped me out.

'That girl is insane.'

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