Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY Make up your mind! Is it Ebony or Enoby? nut SQUIRREL! mary su OK! Okay, I won't call her "Mary Su". She is a Mary Sue, though. DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! I thought that was just because of the overwhelming OOC-ness. dey nu eechodder b4 ok! I can't even translate that.
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" He's either trying to kill you or make love with you.
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. I hope it's the first one.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. Just get out your knife, Draco...
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. The last thing she'll ever see...
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. Aw, it's only a sex scene.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. That's lovely. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" YES, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? You're supposed to be murdering this Mary Sue!
It was….Dumbledore! GASP!