Sonny With A Chance of Group Therapy

by veeheart914

When pranks between SoRandom! and Mack Falls start to go too far, Mr. Condor highers a therapist to put a stop to it. Will the rivalry end? Are there dark secrets to be found? Will there be Channy? Rated T because now it's my favorite letter!

4. Eat Your Pants!

AN- WOOOO! You guys are officially awesome! I now have 10 reviews, so here is the 4th chapter! YAY! Thank you to those who have reviewed the third chapter- DannySamLover20, lozzy035, HAYLEIGH, SONNYXCHAD4EVER, and last but not least, STEMICHANNY! You people are awesome!

Disclaimer: I don't own SWAC or Victorious but I DO own a bag of skittles! TASTE THE FRICKEN RAINBOW!

Sonny's POV

Well, here we go. The start of a new day at condor studios. Filled with laughs, slop, and you guessed it- Therapy. Awesome, right? NOT! And today Chad and I are probably going to be called into Mr. Condor's office to discuss our private therapy. Ugh. I officially dislike Crystal. I don't want to be stuck with that jerk-throb for any more time than I usually am. Just then, I bumped into someone. Speak of the devil.

"Why don't you watch where you're going?"

"Why don't you?"

"I don't have to do what a lowly RANDOM says!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"So are we good?"

"Oh we are SO good Mon-"

Sonny Monroe and Chad Dylan Cooper to Mr. Condor's Office.

Chad and I glared at each other the whole way there. Finally we got to the office.

"Monroe, ladies first."

"Why don't you go then, Cooper?"

"Just go, I INSIST!"

"No! You can go!"

"Stop it, Monroe! Just go!"

"Why don't you stop it?"

"I don't feel like it!"

"Eat your pants!"

"You eat your pa-"

"GET IN MY OFFICE! NOW!"

The blood drained into my face as I followed Chad into Mr. Condor's office.

"Now Mrs. Monroe, Mr. Cooper. Can you tell me why you have group therapy with your casts?"

I raised my hand shyly.

"Mrs. Monroe."

"We have group therapy because we are supposed to be bonding and ending the feud between our shows."

"Right. Then what was that? Care to explain, Mr. Cooper?"

"Well, we do that all the time! We don't really mean anything by it. It's just banter."

"DON'T LIE TO ME! WERE YOU FIGHTING OR WERE YOU NOT?"

"We were fighting, Mr. Condor, sir."

"Well, that answers my question. Beginning tomorrow, You and Mrs. Monroe here will have private sessions. Together. So you can bond more. And you'll still attend the group sessions."

He looked from me to Chad with a determined expression on his face.

"Is that clear?"

"Yes, Mr. Condor, sir!"

Chad and I answered simultaneously.

"You are dismissed."

Chad and I left the office. Both of us unsure what to say. We walked down the halls in silence.

"Guess I'll see you tomorrow, Cooper?"

"I guess you will."

He did his signature wink and with that, he left. I walked into the prop house. Tawni, Nico, Grady, and Zora were staring at me.

"What was that all about, Sonny?"

Tawni shot at me.

"Why were you with Bad Chillen Pooper?

Zora spat.

"Guys, sadly, I have to have private therapy with him because of all the fighting."

They all started laughing and or gagging. Mostly laughing.

"HA! You have to get…therapy…with POOPER!"

Nico said between laughs.

"Yes! And you guys are just making me feel worse!"

They all stopped laughing. And shot me sympathetic looks.

"That's gotta suck!"

Grady said nonchalantly.

"Thanks a lot, Catherine Obvious!"

They all started laughing again.

"It's Captain obvious!"

Zora said.

"Who would Catherine be?"

Nico said, chuckling.

"I don't know, but that's not the point!"

I screeched as I left the studios to relax after an awful day at work. Tomorrow was going to suck. I just knew it.

AN- I just read my last chapter and I realized something. I use a lot of Victorious references in this story…huh…I just couldn't not do it! But I hope you enjoyed it! Please review! Not updating until I get 5 more! I want to have 15 when I post chapter 5!