A/N: Thanks for are of your reviews =^_^=

This is EPISODE 4: A Tribute To Theme Songs

EPISODE 5 to follow soon: "Pop!"

Please review- I read 'em all. On your reviews, tell me your fave pop song or least fave pop song so I can add it to Episode Five (thanks to Kate A.K.A. vampirezombiegirl for the pop suggestion).

All thanks to " " for her Annie suggestion- I'm planning on using it in the future ^_^

Keep reviewing ^_^ I'll keep writing...



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*A Bulgarian horn is blown off. The show opens with the "Xena Theme Song"*

A Deep Voice-

In a time of ancient profs (dun dun dun dun da dun dun)

Homework and Potions (dun dun dun dun da dun da)

A school in turmoil cried out for a hero.

*Instrumental music plays as footage of Hogwarts, Snape's class and kids crying under stacks of homework*

*Footage goes close up on a student in a Gryffindor cloak*

She was Hermione!

A mighty student, foraged in the heat of Snape's class.

The Answers! *Hermione throws her hand in the air, to be called upon* (Ya do da la de da Hermioneee)

The Books! *Hermione is shown, nose is books* (Ya do da la de da Hermioneeee)

The Studying! *Hermione shown under piles of books* (Ya do da la de da Hermioneee)

Her brains would change the classroom!

*Hermione stands, with sword in hand- decked out in Xena outfit*

Ron- Hermione?!? What are you wearing?

Hermione- Ah...nevermind...Did I ever mention to you Ron- that....*begins to sing to the tune of the "Green Acres" Theme Song*

Hogwarts is the place for me!

Magical studies is where I'd be

Pay attention- stay alert!

Keep England, just give my Hogwarts!

*Draco saw Hermione in a Xena outfit from the Slytherin Tower window, and after having to be stunned in order to stop laughing, runs out to the Hogwarts Grounds where Ron and Hermione are.*

Draco- *sings to Hermione*

Dun dun da da

You're queer!

Hermione- *sings to Ron- oblivious of Draco*

Dun dun da da

I love it here!

Draco- *sings*

Dun da da

Mudblood!

Hermione- *signs*

Dun da da!

You're a dud!

Draco- *sings*

You wanna fight?

Hermione- *sings*

With all of my might!

Draco and Hermione- HOGWARTS! WE LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!!! (Dun da da da, dun da da da, dun da da da- DA! DA!)

*After gasping for their breath, Draco turns to Hermione*

Draco- *moonwalks to the "Fraggle Rock Theme Song" (a/n: anyone actually remember this show?!?) and sings*

Dance your cares away! *clap clap*

Worries for another day!

Let the music play! *clap clap*

Down at Fraggle Rock!

Ron- *speaking* What's Fraggle Rock? Are you guys okay?

Hermione- *rebutes to Draco in song*

Work your cares away!

Dancing's for another day!

Work your cares away!

Down at Fraggle Rock!

Ron- Look out a Gorg!

Gorg Hagrid- *sings*

Ah da da da da de do de do

Ah de da da da da dum

Ah da da da da de da dum!

*Changes the tune to the Pokemon theme song*

Got catch em all!

Got catch em all!

GOT CATCH EM ALL!

*speaks* Hey, look- a fraggle!

Draco, Hermione, and Ron- AHHH!!!!

*run off*

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A/N: Alright I know everyone likes my first Episode best...and I admit these episodes are kinda going downhill- but I promise Episode Five will be great. (I just had to do a theme song one first- any excuse to download the Fraggle Rock Theme Song ^_^)