Sasuke's Day Special 1: The Tea Party
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Sasuke's Day Special 1: The Tea Part
Well the Ninja's of Konoha are all relaxing with a Sasuke Special Tea Part, so let's spy and enjoy
In the Uchiha Mansion
Sasuke: I can't believe I'm throwing this tea party (Lol I can't believe it's not butter) this damn tea party is cutting into my angsty flashbacking *sigh*
Naruto: *bursts in through the window* Hey teme
Sasuke: O_O# WTH dobe there's this new invention it's called a DOOR
Naruto:….that was the door
Sasuke: you're stoned aren't you _#
Naruto: lol maybe
Kakashi: *bursts in through a different window* duuuude awesome door
Naruto: duuuude awesome landing
Kakashi: yo…..dude
Kakashi/Naruto: *point at each other * STOOOOOONNNERRR UuU
Sasuke: god damn idiots
Naruto: so ummm who else is coming
Sasuke: *grabs guest list* umm Kiba, Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura EW, Itachi, Orochimaru and Kabuto
Naruto: wait dude why do you have evil people on your list
Sasuke: *blinks* weird don't remember them being on the list hm oh well *starts cleaning up the glass*
Orochimaru: *arrives in a carriage* OMG Sasuke-kun have you finally invited me to discuss living arrangements at my place *+* *glomps him*
Sasuke: no you creepy MJ replica *shoves him away*
Naruto: yeah back off MY Sasuke *glomps him*
Random Yaoi Fan Girl: YEAH Sasu/Naru love *takes pics*
Kakashi:…how'd she get in here
Random Yaoi Fan Girl: oh ummm *runs off*
Naruto/Sasuke: *blinking and blushing* ooookkk then
Naruto: *jumps off him* yea so anyways
Kabuto: *tosses Sasuke plate of cookies* thanks for having us over
Naruto" seriously how the hell did you get on the list? I mean your---
Itachi: *appears in a cloud of smoke* Foolish brother I have come… to enjoy your tea
Sasuke: *glares* Itachi, my evil brother who causes my angsty emoness, welcome
Naruto/Kakashi: how the hell did he get on the list ?_?
Tsunade: shut up brat
Naruto: *jumps and screams like a little girl* dude do not do that to me jeez… knew I shouldn't have watched Scary Movie 2 for screaming idea's
Shizune: sorry were late but someone wanted to drive drunk _#
Tsunade: I'm the freakin Hokage I should have certain freedoms
Shizune: not the ones that nearly kill us
Itachi: wimp lol
Shizune: what was that ya mental patient O_O
Itachi: umm nothing -
Shizune: thought so
Kakashi: dude Ita-chan what is up man
Itachi: nothing at all ya know killing, angsting, antisocial, chasing animal kids, beating up Sasuke ---
Sasuke: what the hell ever
Itachi: …and the Akatsuki works. So still a stoner
Kakashi: nice, nice and ya know it, stoned as a rock lol
Naruto: hm where's Sakura-Chan….and where'd Sasuke go
Meanwhile in another part of the house
Sasuke: *is gagged* meph meh tout (Let me Out)
Sakura: awww poor Sasuke, but I can't have you shouting
Sasuke: *glares through Sharingan block sunglasses* god damn crazy rapist stalker
Sakura: awww you're so cute when you're all mad
Back with the others
Kyuubi: amazing how you lost the emo
Naruto: Shut up Kyu-san (Yeah here he's accepted the voice)
Shizune: Naruto who are you talking to ?_?
Tsunade: the voices in his head
Naruto: I need stoners gold
Shizune: no, no more relapses, I mean really good job Kakashi for teaching your student to be a stoner
Kakashi: *looks up from Icha Icha Paradise book* Huh oh ok thanks *starts reading again*
Shizune: -.- retard
Kakashi: that's not nice
Itachi: *snickers*
Naruto: dude I so want a snickers now
Itachi/Kakashi: dude same here lol
Orochimaru: where's my Sasu-Kun
Kabuto: *shakes head and drinks tea* who cares
Orochimaru/Naruto: I care *look at each other* grr he's mine damn it *glares at each other*
Tsunade: stalkers
Shizune: Tch idiots I me--- OMG
Sasuke runs by half naked with Sakura following
Sasuke: DAMN IT HELP ME o_O
Sakura: get back here lover boy *runs after him*
Everyone else: O_O WTH
Naruto: was that Sasuke and Sakura
Everyone: umm yeah
Naruto: was that him….naked o_O
Everyone: yeah
Naruto: should we like help him
Everyone: *looks at each other* nah
Suddenly a black light forms with Kiba beaming down
Everyone: O_O HOLY SHIT ALIENS...oh its just Kiba
Kiba: thanks for dropping me off ^^ *walks into the house* sup
Everyone: O_O
Itachi: dude….
Naruto: what the hell…
Everyone: WAS THAT
Kiba: ummm my ride, PETA ninja's go in style ^_^ (Yeah cause your all aliens -)
Tsunade: hmmm that seems like a car I should drive
Shizune: and what crash into a building, no way
Tsunade: awww you never let me have fun V_V
Naruto: hey….hey I know what'll cheer you up *runs off*
2 minutes later
Itachi: O_O dude is that a banana suit
Kiba: why does he have a boom box ?_?
Naruto: hey Tsunade-san what time is it
Everyone: damn it don't answer Tsunade
Tsunade: umm what time is it
Everyone: damn it
Naruto: *turns on music* ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME *stars dancing*
Everyone: Fudge cakes *groans*
Tsunade: o_O WTH
2 hours later
Kakashi: O_O# why is he still dancing
Kiba: *hitting boom box with large hammer* why won't it stop
Itachi: where'd you get that hammer---
Suddenly air waves form and shift
Amy Rose: ha knew you stole my damn hammer. Give it back…how else am I supposed to win Sonic's love if I don't use violence
Kiba: b-but I need it
Amy Rose: give me the damn hammer
Kiba: Tch fine *hands the hammer back*
Amy Rose: thanks *makes hammer vanish*
Itachi/Kakashi: ^-^ OMFG she's a magician
Naruto: dude, do another trick
Amy Rose: ^u^#
Sasuke: *runs back in the house and locked the door* oh god…safe….*panting* where the HELL were you idiots *glares*
Naruto/Itachi/Kakashi: watching magic tricks ^_^
Sasuke: so while I was chased for 2 hours, almost raped and killed….you were here watching magic tricks #
Naruto: yeah pretty much ^^
Sasuke: *glares* why are you in a banana suit
Naruto: huh IDK…
Itachi/Kakashi: My BFF Jill lol
Shizune: if only we didn't run out of rooms in the mental hospital
Tsunade: we have a mental hospital
Shizune: *sigh*
Kabuto: I feel your pain
Orochimaru: what's that supposed to mean
Kabuto/Shizune: that your both IDIOTS
Orochimaru/Tsunade: *sniffles* V_V that's not nice
Kiba: Tch well the Uchiha's your both still not cool with PETA….after your last 20 battles…
Itachi: will you animal lovers let it go
Sasuke: yeah were rich….Bi---
Suddenly a car alarm goes off, thankfully cutting Sasuke off
Naruto: hm that was weird
Kakashi: damn I'm hungry
Naruto/Itachi: dude me too - - COOKIES
Soon a cloud of smoke forms as all three stoned ninja's fight in gruesome battle for the cookies
10 minutes later
Tsunade: they…they just…
Kabuto: m-my cookies *cries*
Sasuke: good job idiots
Amy Rose: that was just sick
Sasuke: why the hell are you still in my house
Amy Rose: umm I'm on the list ^_^
Sasuke: whatever this sucks
Shizune: now what do we do, they smoked, ate, and are now sleeping
Orochimaru: let's draw on their faces
Everyone: YEAH
Sasuke: no thanks I'll go flash back and angst for a bit *walks off*
Amy Rose: wow emo just like Shadow
Orochimaru: *tosses everyone markers* let's draw
In the end Sasuke learned never let stoned ninja's in his house or let crazy potential rapists in his house. Thus ends Sasuke's Day Special 1: The Tea Part
3 hours later
Naruto: *wakes up* err what happened
Itachi: no clue *looks at Naruto's face* lol someone put Loser on your forehead
Naruto: oh yeah well someone put Idiot on yours
Kakashi: *sits up* duuuude
Naruto: ha some one put perverted stoner on yours
Itachi: lol ….wait who the hell drew on us
Naruto: and why are we in a river
Kakashi: I don't think this is a river
Naruto: what makes you say that ?_?
Kakashi: umm there's a large waterfall up ahead
Naruto/Itachi: O_O THERES A WHAT
Kakashi: A WATERFALL
Sadly all three ninja's fell over the water fall…Thus really ends The Special
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TLP: Please rate and review
Kakashi/Naruto/Itachi: *sitting in hospital beds with broken arms and wounds*
TLP: wow you guys look like a car ran over you then backed up over you
Sasuke: lol
TLP: no seriously WTH happened
Kabuto: huh we pushed them over a waterfall or something
Sasuke: wait why the hell don't you know…you wrote the damn thing
Naruto/Kakashi/Itachi: YEAh that's right
TLP: whaaa :_: I forgot ok jeez meany's
Orochimaru: lol it was fun
TLP: I see…._