The Hated Prodigy

Thank you Animemonk for helping me with this chapter.

Ryuujin96: in a way yes, Naruto will learn a modified juken since certain moves like 64 palms would require incredible chakra control would be impossible so his version of the gentle fist won't be gentle. I'm sorry but a fem kimimaro would have made no sense in this harem.

Human Dragon: of course Anko can go in the harem

BlackDragonShinigami: if you are asking if he has any Uzumaki abilities such as chakra chains, he will be good at seals, he will not gain chakra chains. If I decide to give Naruto relatives it won't be soon.

Pale in the face, head on the table in front of her, on that table was the nightmare of all jonin sensei, a bill from taking the genin out for a meal and now it was Anko's turn to face that nightmare. Anko had taken her team out to dango, the only bit of good news she heard was Naruto didn't eat a lot, Yukari and Katsumi were the exact opposite, together both girls had over 200 dango sticks. Anko herself only managed 43, while Naruto managed 19. She had seriously wondered where all the food went because if they always ate like that and never put on weight, she wanted to know.

(Flash back)

"How is it possible sensei?" Naruto asked holding his mouth.

"I-I'm not sure" Anko gulped 'hm I wonder does it go to their breasts or something, they are quite big for their age' she wondered "but it looks quite hot doesn't it?"

"Huh?" Naruto turned to his sensei "how can you see the temperature without anything to measure it with?"

Anko rolled her eyes "I meant that" she forcefully turned his head to his teammates. "Just look at them" she giggled as her 2 genin were making a mess of themselves while eating, the sauce with the dango going over them as they ate quickly.

"I don't get it" Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

"So you don't get what I mean by showing you them eating like that" Anko sighed "look at the sauce".

Naruto took note that they were struggling to swallow the sauce, so it was dripping down from their lips "so, they're dirty".

"By the way you said it, you are not getting it" Anko dead panned "look they shove the dango stick in their mouth, wrap their tongue around it but can't swallow all the sauce because it's too think and sticky, get it now".

"Oh I get it now" Naruto smirked as Anko nodded approvingly "that was hard to figure out, they are so hot because of the thick sauce going all over them". He gave a thumbs up "with all that sauce on them which is that thick would act like an extra layer of clothing, right".

Anko's smile disappeared "I was an idiot for for thinking you knew what I meant".

(Flash back end)

"I really should of stopped them eating that much instead of trying to tease Naruto, all I ended up with was being bankrupted" tears ran down her face. "Wait a second why am I dealing with this crap? Why am I letting genin walk over me like this" Anko muttered to herself. She stood up with a sadistic look on her face, she only showed to perverts that tried to hit on her for her body alone.

"Hey Anko sensei can you order seconds?" Katsumi asked innocently.

Yukari put a hand to cover her mouth "real pathetic, don't you have any restraint". She put a hand on her stomach as it rumbled "may I also have seconds"

"No not now my sweet little genin, we have to go see something" Anko's head snapped like she was insane "and I won't allow you to get out of it".

"Err sensei why are you looking at us like that, it's scary" Yukari sat back in her seat as Anko leaned forward.

"That's the point" Anko leaped forward grabbing both Yukari and Katsumi by the collar. "You girls wasted a lot of my money, I could of used for the precious but it is all gone" she then turned to Naruto with her glare starring him straight into his soul. "You Naruto have been a good boy so I won't punish you but I suggest you come and see what will happen if you mess with me like these two" Anko started dragging them away.

(T&I)

"I really thought torture and interrogation would have a darker lighting" Naruto thought out loud

"No but it is what people who are about to get tortured experience, since we use genjutsu to make the lighting seem dark and since they have chakra seals on them, they can't break it" Anko lectured as she dragged an unconscious Yukari and Katsumi. "I am pretty sure if it was as dark as you suggested before, a lot of us would be tripping on stuff".

"Ah I see" Naruto nodded taking in the information "so are we meant to be here, I am pretty sure this place will be busy will rouge ninja as well as others"

"Actually we don't have many people to be interrogated, since we usually crack people within half an hour" Anko giggled sadistically. "In fact we sometimes get missions from the hokage for masochists, just to try new techniques or we have perverts like that sucker who got caught and was brought here" she pointed into a room they were passing.

"I am not any ordinary pervert, I am a super pervert, I am..." the man inside the room shouted. "Wait no get that away from me, no don't show me that, show me those beautiful melons not those saggy balls, get that magazine out of my face or at least let me close my eyes for kami's sake, help me" he shouted, pain clear in his voice.

"Oh will you shut up... oh hey Ikibi you're torturing the pervert" Anko looked into the room.

Ibiki smiled slightly "yeah, Kurenai brought him in, it looked like she was a taijutsu expert not a genjutsu expert with the way she kicked his sorry ass here". Ibiki was a tall man over 6ft with multiple scars on his face, he wore the a darker version of the leaf jonin outfit and had a knee length black coat with a bandanna head band. "So who are the kids? Are you really going to torture such young kids?"

"No, no well not the blond one, he did nothing really, these two robbed me of my dango money" Anko lifted Yukari and Katsumi in the air. "Never take on a genin team Ikibi unless you are prepared to spend a lot of money".

"Oh I did, they never ate much because I made them pay for their own meals, I know I am their sensei but why would I pay for their meal if I hardly know them yet" Ibiki explained. "And you paid for their whole meal didn't you?"

"Shut up, I never knew they would eat so much" Anko stomped her foot on the ground like an angry child "it's not fair". Ibiki put a hand on her shoulder giving a slow disapproving shake of the head "don't give me that look, you've made similar mistakes before".

"Yeah when I just became a genin, not while I am a jonin" He slapped the back of her head lightly "idiot".

Anko pouted "meanie, anyway Ibiki could you teach Naruto about T&I while I deal with these two".

He nodded "sure but shouldn't you be the one teaching him sensei"

"Shut up" She moaned in frustration, not liking she was being lectured by who she considered a big brother. "Ok blondie I'll leave you with Ikibi here, have fun" Anko pushed him further into the room with her foot "and you better learn everything or I will show you what you never learned got it?"

"I won't disappoint you sensei" Naruto grinned giving a thumbs up as Anko rushed out the room with an excited yet sadistic look on her face. "So..." Naruto dragged out "what are you going to teach me... Ibiki sensei"

"I ain't your sensei kid Ibiki is just fine and I am not going to teach you anything" Ibiki put his hands in his pockets. "All you really need to know about T&I is in the name, we put the victims through intense pain until they give us answers, everyone is different in interrogating people so I can't really teach you anything, it is something you learn yourself".

"So you were lying when you said you were going to teach me" Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"No I never lied, I taught you to find your own way to interrogate" Ibiki sighed taking the magazine of the pervert "my type of torture is mental, like showing a pervert that's into women, a magazine full of naked old men" he showed Naruto the magazine. Naruto held his stomach as he started to turn green "bins in the corner".

Quickly enough Naruto rushed to the bin emptying the contents of his stomach "how could you keep something so..." he spat in the bin, trying to remove the flavour from his mouth. "... that's just cruel, so that's what T&I's true capabilities, truly fearsome" Naruto stated sagely.

"Glad you realised that quickly" Ibiki nodded, noticing the pervert was unconscious with a look of sheer horror written on his face.

"He looks dead" Naruto gulped "I admit I would be too, if I was in his position".

"He is not dead" Ibiki crossed his arms "look Tsunade's breasts came out of her kimono"

"WHERE!" the pervert shouted.

"Welcome back Jiraiya" Ibiki took off the restraints that held him down

"You could have gone easy on me like you usually do Ikibi" Jiraiya complained pointing an accusing finger.

Ibiki shook his head "No way did you see how many kunoichi were here today, if I gave you a light punishment, we would both have gone through much worse torture than I gave you and I value my own welfare".

Jiraiya grunted looking to the blond 'Naruto Uzumaki, he has grown up a lot since I saw him last time, I wonder if he has seen my books'. Seeing the analysing stare of Naruto, Jiraiya smirked "Hello kid by the look on your face you are stunned to meet me, you must have read my books".

"Books? What books are you talking about? Are you a famous author?" Naruto wondered.

"Well I like to say I am the best author through out history even though it's true, I do not brag" Jiraiya spun around taking out a green book. "Icha Icha paradise, this is the 6th volume by the way" Jumping back spinning his hair and landing in a dramatic pose "and I am the author of this great book, the hermit of mount myoboku, the wise gallant toad sage jiraiya".

"Never heard of you" Naruto waved off the white haired man. "I have never seen your book before but with how plain it looks, it doesn't look like much, maybe if it had a better cover I might recognise it"

Jiraiya held a hand over his chest like someone stabbed him. "Wait what" he realised what the blond said "it needs a better cover, you really think so" Naruto nodded studying the book's appearance. Jiraiya put a hand on his chin 'this could be a good chance to bond with him and bring him into the ways of super perverts'. Putting his book away in his pocket, he put a hand on Naruto's shoulder "I was wondering Naruto was it?" Jiraiya acted unfamiliar with his god son to not raise questions. "How would you like to help me with some 'research', you obviously have a good eye for picking up small details".

Jiraiya dragged him out not giving him a chance to reply, leaving a stunned Ikibi who just shook his head and pulled out his own copy of icha icha paradise just as a kunoichi walked in. "It isn't what you think, Jiraiya, brat, anyone" Ibiki started to panic as a couple more kunoichi followed behind the first on chuckling darkly and cracked their knuckles "HELP" was the first screams of the head of T&I.

(Hot Springs)

"Why are we here?" Naruto looked around.

"Research of course" Jiraiya lifted Naruto up and jumped up on a tree that looked onwards to the women's hot springs. Jiraiya put a finger over his lips to make sure Naruto was quiet, reaching into one of his pouches he handed the blond a pen and notepad then took out another for himself.

Looking at the items with a raised eyebrow "what am I supposed to do with these?"

"Write my boy" Jiraiya giggled "First you observe those lovely beauties, Second pick out the ones you like the look of the most preferably the ones you can see most of and are not cover, it leaves less to the imagination, Third you write in detail of everything you have seen".

(5 minutes later)

Naruto was scribbling on his paper intensely "done"

Jiraiya was literally in tears with how much his new apprentice in the super pervert ways had been... "wait what the hell is this". Jiraiya's face changed to one of pure amazement and disappointment. "You just explained what the hot springs looked like, not the people in the hot springs" calming himself down, making sure he didn't blow their cover. "Tell me why do you think we are up here looking into the women's hot spring if we are just describing a hot spring"

"We could need a birds eye view to get a better picture of the hot springs, which this tree gives and there is only a tree at this side" Naruto's answer made Jiraiya sweat drop as it sort of made sense but the older man refused the answer.

"Dumb blond" Jiraiya hit Naruto on the back of the head, a bit too hard as Naruto lost his balance and fall directly in the hot springs "oops, oh well let's see how he handles a beating". Looking at Naruto's notebook again, more specifically the drawings Naruto did, he had drawn a part of the hot springs, along with a couple of women which had been drawn to such great detail, it would have look realistic if it wasn't 3D 'very impressive, I hope his drawing skills aren't damaged by the beating too much' Jiraiya lost himself in his own thoughts. Not noticing Naruto was sent flying through the air by a certain Yamanaka with feminine fury which gives a similar power of saitama, who was next to a flat chested pinkette he landed on, the sheer flatness nearly breaking his skull. Today was truly not a good day for Naruto as he was send very high in the sky before landing, at least he landed next to ichiraku ramen, food of the gods.

Chapter end

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