Disclaimer- I own nothing. Absolutely nothing. Even my notebooks, pens and computer are technically my parents. If I don't own a 10-cent notebook then I definitely don't own the number one TV show in the world.

THE GREAT M&M DEBATE

Tony, Ziva and McGee sat in the noisy and over-crowded break room, enjoying their few minutes of freedom before Gibbs summoned them back to their jobs. Of course, Tony couldn't help but tease McGee about anything and everything, including candy choice.

"I mean really McNut, M&M's are just like movies. You just have to stick to the originals. Change the golden oldies and you get catastrophes like Leonardo DiCaprio in Shakespeare. DiCaprio, McRomeo, DiCaprio. Once the movies are done being ruined, then you get this." Tony said, pointing to McGee's red bag of M&M's.

"You know what Tony, you don't have to eat them, so just leave me alone." McGee practically shouted, swatting away the mysterious hand that threatened his precious candy.

"Hey!" screeched a very high-pitched Abby, who pulled back and nursed her bright red left hand, perching her left on her hip.

"Some Goths only wear these pointy spiky things for decoration but I don't McGee," Abby threatened, popping one of the chocolaty candies into her mouth and gagging.

"Ew, Timmy, really? Peanut butter. Why?"

"Sorry Abs but you didn't have to eat it. Oww! What was that for?" McGee asked as he received an elbow to the stomach. Rubbing his sore tummy, McGee ate another of the chocolate spheres and glared at Abby for a response.

"Timmy! Peanut butter is disgusting as it is. Why add chocolate to the mix?" Abby asked.

"Yeah Probie, why displease the ladies?" Tony questioned McGee, waggling his eyebrows suggestively at a very red faced looking Ziva.

"The vending machine was out of nutter butter's and this was the next to best thing." McGee said, defending his candy.

"So, what's you favorite M&M flavor Ziva? I know that Timmy likes his peanut butter, even though I don't know why. And of course, Tony likes the original because the likes original everything and I like the mint, which is the best by the way. Wait! I'm so sorry. Do you not like mint? Do you like peanut butter? I'm sorry! Don't listen to my opinions because I always offend people like that and I never mean to but…" Abby blabbered before being interrupted by Ziva.

"It's okay Abby. I'm not offended at all, and my favorite flavor is a bit um, how would you say it, un-normal,"

"Abnormal Ziva, abnormal." Tony corrects.

"Yes, thank you Tony. Abnormal. However, my favorite flavor is actually coconut because it reminds me of the beaches in Israel where I grew up. Unfortunately, I haven't been back there in quite some time. Much like the squad room. We were due back five minutes ago." Ziva said, getting up to leave and get back to work.

NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS

The rest of the day passed very slowly with no cases, mysteries or pranks. Just paperwork and emails with three certain colleagues about a certain candy issue. Getting ready to leave, Tony sent the final draft of the email to a certain Director Vance, asking him to please restock the vending machine. The email stated that they wouldn't want to make any flavor feel neglected and it's better to just take them all out. The following mail was mass circulated the next day.

To: All NCIS staff

From: Director Vance

Attention all staff,

If you have a problem with the selections in the vending machine, stop stealing the merchandise (Special Agent DiNozzo) and I will consider restocking and changing the candy options.

~Director Leon Vance

Tony read this email and sent one back to his three best friends with only one word.

To: 4ensix4life (Abby Scuito), ninjachik (Ziva David), IamThomGemcity (Timothy McGee)

From: moviebuff6 (Tony DiNozzo)

BUSTED!

Author's Note: Hi my amazing readers,

So first of all, I don't want to offend anyone and I am not biased towards any flavors. Second of all, I also don't want to offend anyone who likes Leonardo DiCaprio but we just watched the movie in English class and I like the original better. Please review! I need the reviews to make my days go round and I'm going to need them much more now that I'm starting FRESHMEN YEAR! R&R!