Chapter 4: Shopping is a Sport
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LAST TIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ok, last time 18 ran off without a word, the Magna's are closer to earth, Krillin is in his midlife crisis, and Goku and King Kai made a truce to never call each other Karrottop and K.K.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bulma's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18 lands at Bulma's house and Bulma races to the door.
"BULMA!!!"
"18!!!!!!!!" "IT IS SOO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"
WANT TO GO SHOPPING 18?" "YOU BET, I HAVE KRILLIN'S MASTER CARDS AND I AM READY FOR ACTION!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Roshi's island~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Krillin notices his master cards are gone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to shopping~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The terrible two (18 and Bulma) no only max out theirs, and their husband's credit cards, but also take out money from their kids' bank accounts and their husband's shopping funds. But like always in stories usually about action, this is the part the Magnas attacked Earth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "WHAT BULMA?!?!?!"
"I just can't believe this 18, I chipped a nail." Ok, so this isn't a story written by the original DBZ writer, so the Magnas don't attack yet.
"Oh brother,"
"These nails cost me over $50 just to get right."
"haven't you ever thought of making Vegeta do them for you?"
"no does Krillin do yours?"
"yes, and a bad job at that."
"let's see"
18 holds out an awful pair of nails that have little, poorly drawn happy faces on them.
"you poor dear."
"I'm a woman, not an animal."
"How so."
"Where do you want to go next?"
"I think Vegeta needs a haircut,"
"But 18, we spent all the money we could possible get."
The two thought and came to a unanimous decision.
"WE'LL CUT HIS HAIR EVEN THOUGH WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY TRAINING!!!"
Suddenly the two saw EVENESCENCE, the GRAMMY WINNING SUPER GROUP playing, so what else to do but watch and have a great time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~DEAD WORLD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goku and King Kai had tried all the places they thought 18 would go, the pizza place, Radio Shack, Big Bob's Buger Burgers, etc.
"I can't figure out where they are King Kai."
"Where ever they are, they have to be clueless about the Magnas."
Duh, they were at an EVENESCENCE CONCERT, where the only thing you concentrate on is the GOOD MUSIC!!!
"The have to be having a better time then us."
"After this want to have a party Goku?"
"Like a birthday party?"
"Yes and we'll get Pikkon to be the clown."
"OH GOODDY!!!!!"
"THAT WAS A JOKE GOKU!!!!"
"you mean Pikkon isn't going to be the clown?"
"He might if you ask nicely."
"WHOOPPYYY!!!!"
"let's get back to work finding 18!"
"PIKKON IS GOING TO BE A CLOWN YEAH!!!!!!"
To be continued (hopefully with some of the characters being serious.)..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LAST TIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ok, last time 18 ran off without a word, the Magna's are closer to earth, Krillin is in his midlife crisis, and Goku and King Kai made a truce to never call each other Karrottop and K.K.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bulma's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18 lands at Bulma's house and Bulma races to the door.
"BULMA!!!"
"18!!!!!!!!" "IT IS SOO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"
WANT TO GO SHOPPING 18?" "YOU BET, I HAVE KRILLIN'S MASTER CARDS AND I AM READY FOR ACTION!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Roshi's island~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Krillin notices his master cards are gone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to shopping~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The terrible two (18 and Bulma) no only max out theirs, and their husband's credit cards, but also take out money from their kids' bank accounts and their husband's shopping funds. But like always in stories usually about action, this is the part the Magnas attacked Earth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "WHAT BULMA?!?!?!"
"I just can't believe this 18, I chipped a nail." Ok, so this isn't a story written by the original DBZ writer, so the Magnas don't attack yet.
"Oh brother,"
"These nails cost me over $50 just to get right."
"haven't you ever thought of making Vegeta do them for you?"
"no does Krillin do yours?"
"yes, and a bad job at that."
"let's see"
18 holds out an awful pair of nails that have little, poorly drawn happy faces on them.
"you poor dear."
"I'm a woman, not an animal."
"How so."
"Where do you want to go next?"
"I think Vegeta needs a haircut,"
"But 18, we spent all the money we could possible get."
The two thought and came to a unanimous decision.
"WE'LL CUT HIS HAIR EVEN THOUGH WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY TRAINING!!!"
Suddenly the two saw EVENESCENCE, the GRAMMY WINNING SUPER GROUP playing, so what else to do but watch and have a great time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~DEAD WORLD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goku and King Kai had tried all the places they thought 18 would go, the pizza place, Radio Shack, Big Bob's Buger Burgers, etc.
"I can't figure out where they are King Kai."
"Where ever they are, they have to be clueless about the Magnas."
Duh, they were at an EVENESCENCE CONCERT, where the only thing you concentrate on is the GOOD MUSIC!!!
"The have to be having a better time then us."
"After this want to have a party Goku?"
"Like a birthday party?"
"Yes and we'll get Pikkon to be the clown."
"OH GOODDY!!!!!"
"THAT WAS A JOKE GOKU!!!!"
"you mean Pikkon isn't going to be the clown?"
"He might if you ask nicely."
"WHOOPPYYY!!!!"
"let's get back to work finding 18!"
"PIKKON IS GOING TO BE A CLOWN YEAH!!!!!!"
To be continued (hopefully with some of the characters being serious.)..