Hi everyone :D This is my way of saying: Happy Holidays.

Sorry it has taken some time: I haven't been feeling too well the past few days (lots of stress - a problem I try to solve with a lot of sleep and old movies).

Now here is the newest part, where there is absolutely no story-progress at all :D Just random crack letters to entertain myself. HOORAY! 8D

"Oh God… Matt. This just might be the best day of my life."

Mello gets a total of thirty-six letters – all with chocolate bars, of course.

I also get more love confessions than expected: seven chocolate bars and one rose. A nice total of eight letters. Not bad, since I didn't expect to get one at all.

"Matty, do you want to help me go through these? It'll be fun."

Hooray. Reading love confessions from my rivals. We'll have a blast.

"Sure, sounds good."

And so, during lunch, him and I are sitting next to each other, going through the mail we received. I have given Mells all my chocolate bars, since I'm not that crazy about the treat. I am a lot more fond of the red rose I've received – though I try not to show it. I don't want him to think I am not available.

I go first and decide to start off with a chocolate-letter.

"Dear Matt, I have loved you since the third grade. I want you to be my love, and so I wrote this poem. I'll tell you something I think you'll understand. When I tell that something, I want to hold… Declined. Don't want a liar. Like hell she wrote that."

"Whenever I look at your sweet ass, I start feeling all weird inside. I've been having these dreams where I get to enjoy your hot body all night long, and now every time I see you, I feel the urge to fuck your brains out… This is fucked up, Matt."

"Whose is it?"

"… Matsuda's."

"…"

"…"

I clear my throat and Mello puts the letter back into its envelope.

"Hey you. Me and my three hot friends are starting a love harem and have chosen you to be the head of our little group. Please take a look at this picture, we think you'll like it A LOT. Don't hesitate to give us a call. We'll be waiting and yearning."

Holy. Shit. I HAZ A SERIOUS WANT. But one look at Mello's facial expression and I'm not even brave enough to admit this fact. "Uhm, it's probably a scam. Like I'd ever be that lucky. Come on. I mean, really."

I throw him an apologetical smile while I put the letter back into its envelope.

It looks like Mello still doesn't trust me, but he opens my next letter anyway. While quickly scanning the text, his eyes grow wider.

"What is it? Whose is it from?" I practically crawl onto his lap in my attempt to take the letter from his hand. I get the feeling he doesn't mind that at all… wait, what? Woah, take it easy, Matty. It's not like he loves you or something like that.

"Beyond's!" he admits after a short struggle. "But trust me, you don't want to read this. It involves ropes, chickens and a bucket of maple syrup."

"… Come again?"

Not sure what the next chapter will be about... I might start another fic before updating this one.

Don't get too excited: that new one won't be about Matt and Mello xD I've been playing FFVII:CC and have decided this site needs more Zangeal-lovin' :3 I've got a great idea, but I'm not too sure whether I'll be able to pull it off Dx English is hard. Especially when it isn't your mother tongue. Des autres langues sont déjà assez difficile pour moi. Besonders wenn Sie an Großbuchstaben denken müssen. Het drijft me haast tot waanzin - wauw, dat klinkt poëtisch :3

Speaking about languages - yes, Matt IS indeed fluent in Lolcat.