"Bane fucking returns:"
Everyone was really scared for batman because he was maybe dying. joker brought more flowers and cries so hard he peed himself.
"shit I didn't want this why the fuck did he jump" joker said.
"I am the doctor. you bad guys get fuck out here."
then Bane showed up.
"ohhh it is the bat man. he is in darkness i was born in"
"shit who the fuck is this guy" joker said. he was really scared.
batman was picked up by bane and bane flung him accross the room. it woke him up.
"until next time fucker" bane said.
batman got all sad that he jumped off of wal mart and ran away even though everyone had forgiven him for being bad and roboing was really sad that he left. except alfred he was still pissed. oracle wasn't there tho
batman hid in the sewers.
"GRROROROOROROOOO!" he cried.
batman punched the walls and shit. he climbed out and felt bad. batd. like bad but a bat.
he crawled all the way to the batcave because he felt so bad. he trained and trained and trained until he had a new move.
"now I can be batman again."
he went to the bad place in gotham and the bat man saw robin there.
"robin bwahhhh I'm so sorry" batman said.
"fuck you batman." nobrin said.
"NO." batman said.
"ok"
"plz help me be bat men agen."
"nahh"
"why not"
"you jumped and pussied out back there."
"but I got fired from wal mart. It was really important to me."
"ok batman But no more smoking the dope aiight."
"shit yes robing let's stop bane"
"ok he's over there."
Bane was fucking a building with his fists by destroying it.
"hey fuckhead" batman said and punched bane's mask off. bane put it back on.
"fuck you batman. FUCK YOU."
batman had been training for this for a longest time.
"I call this...the BAT MOBILE CURTSY!"
He grabbed the edges of his cape with each hand. he dipped his knee and did a curtsey, but a manly one, one only fucking batman could do. bane looked at him like he didn't know what the fuck he was seeing because bane didn't know what the fuck he was seeing. it was the most beutiful curtsy anyone ever did. then the batmobile hit bane.
"ahh fuck"
bane died.
"shit. I kileld a guy. NOOOO!" batman said and ran away again!
"batman wait no!" robin said. he could see bane was NOT DEAD?!
band got up and started punching the shit out of robin like he did to the building. robin would die if batman didn't get back, but batman wasn't coming back.