"So tell me Sasori," Deidara said as the two entered the restaurant, "What does one have at a Slovak restaurant?"
"What, you've never had Slovak?" Sasori asked, the answer obvious on Deidara's face.
"Sasori, I've barely ever heard of Slovakia."
"Then just get what I'm getting, it'll be fine." Sasori replied, getting a quick nod from Deidara.
The two walked up to a small podium with a man in a tux behind it, obviously the maître d'.
"Akasuna, party of two." Sasori said, as Deidara watched the maître d' flip through the large book in front of him, putting his finger on the page and scrolling down.
"Ahh, here we are, Sasori is it? Right this way." He said, leading the two to a small table near the window.
There were two small glasses at either side, and the appropriate dishes and silverware as well.
"Can I start you two on something to drink?" He asked, as the two sat.
"Two glasses of Tokajsky, please." Sasori said, as the waiter nodded and walked off.
Deidara was impressed that a guy who walks around half (or sometimes completely) nude knew that a place this fancy even existed. Most of the interior was white, with someone on the piano next to the wall playing softly.
"Sasori, what's Tokajsky?" Deidara asked, looking down at his silverware.
"It's a Slovak wine, it's even better than that brandy you had at my place." Sasori replied, as their waiter came back with a tray holding two glasses of a reddish-yellow wine.
He gave the two their glasses, after which he set his tray down on the table and opened up a small pad of note paper.
"And what will you have tonight?" He asked.
"We'll both be having the Bryndzové halušky, with a side of jaternice please." Sasori asked, the waiter quickly writing all down.
Of coarse, like most of us would, Deidara sat and looked completely dumbfounded at the mass of Slovak that just came out of his teacher's mouth. The waiter left with the order, Sasori watching him for a second, before turning to look at Deidara.
"What?"
"What?! What was all that?"
"All what?"
"All that Slovak you just spoke!"
"What? Bryndzové halušky is potato dumplings with sheep's cheese and fried bacon, jaternice is blood sausage." Sasori said, taking a sip of his wine.
"Oh, ok..." Deidara said, sniffing his wine before taking a sip.
After a short amount of waiting the waiter brought out a tray with two dishes, consisting of dumplings with cheese drizzled on them and bits of bacon, as well as four or five slices of a deep, blood red sausage.
"Ahh, thank you." Sasori said as the waiter placed his food in front of him and his student.
"Your very welcome, will that be all sir?" He asked.
"Actually, could you bring my student and I two new glasses of wine?" Sasori asked, the waiter nodding and walking off.
"Sasori, is it any good?" Deidara asked, poking his sausage with his fork.
"Oh, yeah Deidara," Sasori said, stuffing a piece of sausage in his mouth, "It's delicious."
Deidara nervously used his fork to cut a piece of the sausage, then slowly put it in his mouth, realizing his teacher had been right. He quickly stabbed the rest of the sausage and tossed it in his mouth, following until the delicious sausage was gone.
"Shit Sasori, this is the best thing I've ever had!" Deidara said, catching the attention of a few surrounding people.
"Just try the halušky." Sasori said, mouth full of the dumplings, as the waiter came back with the wine.
"Here you are sirs." He said, giving them the glasses and walking off.
Deidara followed his teacher's instructions and cut off a slice of the dumpling, watching the cheese oozing out. He placed it in his mouth, feeling the same food-gasm he had with the sausage. He soon ate all of the dumplings as well, leaning back in his chair.
"Damn Sasori, you need to take me for Slovak more often..." Deidara said, watching Sasori finish off his wine.
"Hmm, only if my grandma cancels again." Sasori said, lifting his hand to signal the waiter.
Deidara pouted, as the waiter walked over to the table.
"Yes sir?" He asked.
"Check."
The waiter nodded and walked off, before Deidara opened up his wallet.
"What are you doing?"
"What, I thought I was paying?"
"You can get thirty of it, I'll handle the rest."
Deidara fished thirty bucks out of his wallet, as the waiter walked back up.
"Here you are sirs." He said, placing the check on the table and walking back off.
Sasori grabbed the bill and stared at it for a second, before opening his own wallet. Deidara placed his thirty bucks down, followed by Sasori placing a twenty and a hundred on top of it.
"One fifty?!" Deidara said, staring at the money.
"What, it's five stars, it's bound to be expensive, plus that twenty's a tip." Sasori said, getting up to leave.
"Ok, sorry Sasori." Deidara said, following his teacher out.