Ha! I finished another chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, took tooooo much coffee. Hehehe. -clears throath- Anyways, here's chapter 4. Review pretty please? Me like reviews!!! You have to, because, because, because... What was i about to say? ................. Oh yea! you have to review because 'cause of you i keep taking stupid breaks! And then, that leads to more coffee! -pouts- If i fail, I'm telling my teacher it's ff . net's fault!

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A lap dance.

A lap dance.

A FRICKIN' LAP DANCE!

He had to give Naruto a fucking lap dance!

Sasuke let his head fall forwards on his desk, making a loud 'thump'. He ignored the obvious stares from the others in class. He hadn't slept at all yesterday. Or the day before that. He was tired, mad and completely annoyed. His stupid ego got him in trouble all the time and he never learned. This was, by far, the worst that had ever happened to him.

Now, some would say 'Don't accept the bet and they'll make you confess something. How bad could it be?' or 'You like Naruto, right? So where's the problem in giving him a lap dance?'

The answers were simple.

He lifted his head up again, acting as if he was paying attention to the teacher.

First, his most embarrassing moment was too embarrassing. TOO embarrassing. So there was no way in hell he was going to tell them.

'They said it could be that you have to confess to someone. It could be your opportunity to confess to Naruto.'

He had known the girls for one month, but that was enough to tell that they were sadistic little creatures. So, being the… mean people they were, he would probably have to confess to someone other than Naruto, even if it wasn't true. To someone like Karin for example –cue in a shudder – and there was no way either he was going to risk having to do something like that. To top it all, they would probably make him say in front of everybody at the party (yes, Karin had been invited by Neji. Why? No idea.).

To put it simply, refusing was not and option. And no, no matter how curious you are, he was not going to declare what his most embarrassing moment was. Mind your own business.

Second, giving Naruto a lap dance was not… as easy as it sounded. Not that he was a bad dancer; in fact, he had done a few lap dances… He had been drunk – yes, he was only seventeen, who cares? –but he had done it nonetheless. And the ones at the receiving end had seemed pleased after his little show.

'So where's the problem?'

It was exactly that. He had been drunk – as in, not himself – and it always led to… other things… In other words, he somehow always ended up having sex. Now, for a seventeen year old teenager it wasn't something quite bad, but for Sasuke… It didn't feel right. He didn't enjoy it as much as he would want to – he blamed that on his mother who had spent her days telling him about how wonderful it felt, when it was with someone you actually loved.

He had the urge to smile when he remembered the day his parents had decided to give him the talk. It had been more uncomfortable for them than for him. It took his mother around half an hour before she got confident enough to stop stuttering. He had actually laughed that day a lot. Which was rare.

Anyways, back to the problem.

He didn't want to end up having meaningless sex with Naruto. He actually liked – maybe even loved? – the blond. If Naruto didn't like him back, it was fine. They could just be friends. But having sex would ruin their friendship. Maybe not completely, but it would definitely make it awkward.

'Naruto's a good friend; would he really take advantage of you if you were in that state?'

No, Naruto would never do something like that, but he would. As he said before – he wasn't himself when he was drunk. He would persuade the blond to have sex with him… and when he wanted something, he got it.

'Who says there's even going to be alcohol at the party?'

…Did he really need to answer that?

'…Then don't drink.'

Mission impossible. The first thing Naruto, Kiba, Sakura and Ino has said when we started talking about the party was 'We're going to make sure you get wasted. You need to loosen up!' Or something along those lines. In other words, if he didn't want to drink he had to not go to the party. And that would be like losing the bet. And Neji would be pissed with him because he had said yes. And Naruto would also be pissed… along with everybody else. And – ok, you get the point.

'But what If –'

No.

'You don't even know what I was going to ask.'

…ok?

'Give him the lap dance without getting drunk.'

Haven't you been listening to what I was saying? The only reason why I gave someone a lap dance was because I was drunk. I wasn't thinking straight.

'Ha!'

What's so funny?

'You weren't thinking straight, because you gave the lap dances to guys right?'

Once again, his head hit the desk. He was talking to himself now… and that joke was not funny.

"Err, you okay, Teme? Sensei, I think someone should tale him to the nurse."

Sasuke glared at Naruto, but even his glare was fucked up. Hell, he could barely keep his eyes open.

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Everybody within a viewable distance of Sasuke could tell that he was not, by any means, himself. First, because of the way he nearly ran into a door while walking. Even if Sakura had warned him three times, he had still kept going and it wasn't until she yelled it loud enough for the whole school to hear it that Sasuke stopped. He had looked utterly oblivious that he had been inches away from hitting the door. Neji had actually held his shoulders and turned him in a different direction.

Second, he swayed when he walked. That was completely out of Sasuke's character. The guy was a perfectionist in everything he did, even when he walked. You could pretty much draw a straight line and he would walk on it without even looking at the floor. Third, he hadn't retorted to any of Naruto's insults. That alone was proof enough that Sasuke had completely lost it.

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"I'm starting to get scared. That is not Sasuke-Teme. From today on, I highly believe in brain-abducting aliens." They looked at Sasuke and then at each other.

Sasuke stared incredulously at them. "Aliens? Did I miss something?" He frowned when they burst out laughing, but then shrugged and carried on with speaking with his inner voices. What? He was on the verge of falling asleep standing, extremely annoyed and in deep need of coffee.

"But seriously, Sasuke, you taking any new medication we should now about? 'Cause I'm about ready to call an ambulance and get you to a hospital." Naruto watched in amusement as Sasuke stared off into space, completely unaware that someone had been talking to him.

"Ok, that's it. I'm calling 911!"

"Giving him some coffee would work better." Ino, Naruto, Neji and Hinata jumped as they heard a voice come out of nowhere. They abruptly turned to see…

"Itachi? What the hell are you doing here?"

The Uchiha chuckled. "Apparently, you're no the only ones who are concerned about Sasuke. I received around six phone calls from concerned teachers. Some of them don't even have Sasuke in their class and yet…" He sighed. "Don't ask me why, but he just hasn't slept in the past few days. And when he doesn't sleep, well…" He looked at his little brother and walked over to where he was sitting. He shoved the cup of coffee he had in his hand in front of Sasuke's face.

Sasuke flinched as the coffee was nearly poured on his face. He looked up to see his brother standing in front of him. Yup, he had definitely lost it. Hallucinating was the final evidence he needed. Itachi rolled his eyes when he saw the confused looked on his little brother's face. "Sasuke, you're not hallucinating. Now drink the damn coffee. I want to go back home."

The raven tilted his head to the side in question, but took the coffee nonetheless. So he wasn't hallucinating. Huh, so maybe he didn't need to go see a shrink after all. He shook his head and drank the coffee in nearly one gulp. He felt the rich liquid pass through his throat. He closed his eyes and when he reopened them, after finishing the coffee, his senses were somewhat back. He saw Itachi standing in front of him.

"What are you doing here?"

"Brining you back from whatever world you were in, Teme."

"Shut up, Dobe." His hands flew to his ears when he Naruto gave a extremely annoying loud cry of joy.

"He's back!" Naruto grabbed Sasuke in a bear-hug. "I thought I had lost you! Oh, Sasuke!" The others watched in fascination as Sasuke blushed and Naruto acted like he was living an over-dramatic love scene were the two lost lovers found each other.

Naruto then ruptured in laughter. "But seriously Sasuke, how come you haven't slept?"

'Oh, nothing. Just that I have to give you a lap dance at Hinata's party in front of everybody.'

"Hn."

"Teme, how do you expect us to help you if you don't tell us what's bothering you?"

"It's none of your business."

"Stuck-up bastard."

"Brainless idiot."

"You're the most horrible person I've ever met."

"Hn."

"Gah! You and your monosyllables! I'm going to shove knifes into my ears one of these days!"

"HN"

"Un-fucking-believable."

"Hn."

That did it. Naruto didn't care if his friends killed him for this later, but he was going to beat some sense into the bastard!

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At the end of the day, Naruto and Sasuke were both at the infirmary, but not because of their fight – heavens no. It was because of Kiba. Dog-boy was strong when mad. Lesson learned.

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-note to self- Drinking more than four cups of coffee a day is not good.

-note to self #2- have to stop taking 'little' breaks from studying to write more chapters.