WOAH! So so sorry everyone! Lo siento! Désolé! Przepraszam! Më fal! I've been really busy, then I took a vacation. As a reward for being ever so patient, here's the latest Truth or Dare. Really, I thank everyone who's read this. Your reviews make my boring day. =D
Me: Oh, since the fangirls invaded my house AND my secret room, we're on to Escape Plan æ. We're at my friend's house! Everyone, this is Song.
Song: Hi! Everyone, you're welcome to stay as long as you want.
Me: Song, we're only here until the fangirls and maybe fanguys clear out of my house.
Alice: I've never met a fanguy.
Me: I have, and trust me, it really depends on what they're obsessed with. My best guy friend is obsessed with Bruce Lee. Joe, if you're reading this, you know of my obsession with Tim Burton and fanfiction. Anyways, I'm rambling worse than Tarrant.
Tarrant: Hm? Shall you speak now? Or do I have to make you a hat? Bonnet or a boater? Tam o' shanter, bicorne, tricorne, billycock, fedora, beanie, cowboy, top hat, straw hat, fez-
Mallymkun: HATTER!
Tarrant: Fez?
Me: Mally, since you've spoken fifth, I have a dare for you. From Captain Phantom Glass, have you ever kissed a boy?
Mallymkun: *runs to the door*
Thackery: CATCH her!
Chessur: *appears* Come now, Mally, they're just asking you an honest question...
Mallymkun: QUIET, YOU FRUMIOUS CAT!
Stayne: Speak up. I don't think the neighbors heard you.
Mallymkun:...His name was Stuart.
Me: Not the Stuart?
Song: Stuart Little?
Mallymkun: I met him while traveling abroad! Not my fault! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! *pokes people's feet*
Me: Hey, no biggie. A lot have people haven't been kissed yet, so you're pretty lucky. Honestly, I've never been kissed either. But that's okay too. From chibiryoko92, Chess, no smiling.
Chessur: I shall resist.
Me: Okay, from Nellie Lovett Gracey, Iracebeth, you have to dress up like Bellatrix Lestrange and act like her all day.
Iracebeth: Who?
Me: Oh, and Tarrant, you're going to be Sweeney Todd, offer Stayne a shave, and sing.
Tarrant: Yes, yes, but who is this Sweeney Todd person?
Me: FYI, Bellatrix is from Harry Potter.
Iracebeth: WHO'S HARRY POTTER?
Song: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HARRY POTTER IS?
Me: Harry Potter, my not-so-good frienemy, is a wizard. He's SOOO much cooler than Twilight. again, if you haven't seen my page, I'm really sorry for bashing!
Alice: Unlike you, RACIST RACIE!
Iracebeth: ZIP YOUR FACE, UM! lol, that's for you, Chester!
Alice: I thought she wasn't supposed to scream.
Me: That was last time, where have you been? GAWD!
Tarrant: I am still not knowing who this Todd Sweeney is.
Song: He's the Demonic Barber of Fleet Street! I've seen that movie like, 27 10/6 times!
Me: Iracebeth, Bellatrix is evil, has wild hair, and is crazy.
Alice: The Red Queen has three of those three characteristics. Why does she have to dress up?
Iracebeth: *face reddening* OFF WITH-
Me: JUST GO GET DRESSED YOU TWO! *they leave* I think I'm getting a migraine.
Stayne: You're not the only one, honey.
Me: You're starting to creep me out, Stayne. Anyways, from Salsaxxx, Alice, if you had to pick, who would you marry, Stayne or Hamish?
Alice: *shifts uncomfortably in seat* Um...do I have to say it with Stayne here?
Me: I'll be a meanie today and say...yes.
Alice: I'd marry Hamish.
Stayne: (dumbfounded) Why? WHY, UM?
Alice: Well, I'd much rather deal with digestive problems than an assassin.
Me: Alright, Song, why don't you ask the next question?
Song: Sure! Okay, Mallymkun, do you have a crush on anyone? Love, Salsaxxx.
Mallymkun: NO! I don't, after Stuart, and I don't think I'll ever see him again...but if I do-
Song: Oh, and Salsaxxx also dares you to eat lots of Upelkuchen.
Mallymkun: YES! *eats* Ready to battle me, fair and square, Knave?
Stayne: May I, Mazie? Song?
Me: Yeah, but do it outside, okay? I don't need Song's mom screaming at me later just because you guys broke her house.
(Stayne and Mally run out and Tarrant and Iracebeth come in)
Song: Oh. My. Cookies. Hear that? That's my pulse racing because I LOVE YOU TARRANT! SWEENEY TODD LOOKS SOOOOO GOOD ON YOU!
Me: 'Memba, you have to act like the person you are.
Iracebeth: Well, this isn't too hard. I KILLED (this information has been blocked for anyone who hasn't read or seen the fifth Harry Potter)! I KILLED *beeeeeeep beeeeeeeep*!
*Stayne comes in with Mallymkun in a jar*
Song: STAYNE! WHAT'D YOU DO TO MALLY?
Stayne: She got what she deserved.
Song: AND SO WILL YOU! TARRANT, DO YOUR STUFF!
Tarrant: Oh, goody! *sits Stayne down in a chair* Pretty women. Now then, my friend. Now to your purpose. Patience, enjoy it. Revenge can't be taken in haste! Pretty women!
Blowing out their candles or
Combing out their hair,
Combing out their hair then they leave
Even when they leave you and vainish they somehow can still can remain there with you
Even when they leave
They still are there.
They're there
Ah! Pretty women! There, done! *hands Stayne a mirror*
Stayne: YOU'VE SHAVED MY MUSTACHE I WAS GROWING!
Tarrant: Yep. Difficult little critter it was.
Me: Wait! Tarrant, from Salsaxxx, how often do you wear kilts and if you had to marry Mirana, Alice, or Iracebeth, who would it be?
Tarrant: I'd say I wear kilts about 3, maybe 4 times a week. And...I'd marry Alice Kingsley, of course! She's got more muchness than the average American, I'd say.
Song: And Iracebeth, from chibiryoko92, why did you behead your husband?
Iracebeth: BECAUSE HE WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT GOODY-TWO SHOES-
Bandersnatch: *ROARS*
Iracebeth:...Mirana.
Everyone: *audible GASP!*
Chessur: Alright, alright, this isn't Grey's Anatomy. Now get on with it, I want to be able to smile!
Me: Thackery, why don't you read this dare?
Thackery: YAY! From Gazingmoon, Stayne kissy Alice, then fights with reddish, orangish haired hatter.
Stayne: My pleasure. *grabs, dips, kisses Alice*
Alice: ...help. He tasted like Gurdyroots!
Tarrant: *brandishes sword* How dare you kiss Alice! FIGHT YOU COWARDLY SCRIM!
Me: Well, that's all the time for today. See ya later!
A/N Okay, guys, I know it's asking a lot from you, but if you're a Harry Potter fan, I want to help some of my friends who are just starting on FF and writing HP fanfics. DaDemonLovesMalfoy and MusicIsLife735 are my best friends. If you have time! Thanks a whole bunch.
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