Author's note: No one guessed who! (*sad*) oh well, you'll find out here anyway.

It was Saturday and people were pouring into Alfred's house. Everyone was in costume, for it was Alfred's Halloween Party, and he'd invited half the school.

"You know what's great?" Heracles asked Alice, who was wearing her old pirate clothes. She had simply dug through an old trunk to find the clothes that she used to wear while she was captain aboard the pirate ship Vengeance. Heracles was wearing old Spartan armour. Alice turned to face Heracles and the ostrich feather on her pirate hat smacked him in the face.

"What?"

"Alfred told me that he's hired security, and they're not to let Arthur in."

"That is awesome." Alice replied, fingering the hilt of her sword, Matthew had tried to talk her out of bringing it, but she did anyway.

They walked into the crowded main room of Alfred's house. As usual, he had hired an interior decorator to decorate for Halloween, and as usual, it looked absolutely stunning. Realistic bats seemed to float underneath the dark ceiling. The chandelier was artistically draped with fake spider webs. The refreshment tables had been covered with black lace and realistic looking spiders. Alice and Heracles headed over to Lovi and Antonio and began talking.

~HOURS LATER~

Heracles was nowhere in sight. Alice was completely stoned, Ivan was holding her in his lap and handing her yet another glass of vodka.

"Become one, da?" She remembered no more.

~MORNING~

Alice woke up with a massive headache, feeling like she was about to hurl. She was completely naked and tangled in purple cotton sheets. Someone had his arms around her. She turned her head to see Ivan Braginski, sleeping soundlessly, also naked. She held back a scream as the memories from the night before flooded into her head. Silently she unwrapped Ivan's arms and slipped out of the bed. Her clothes lay in a crumpled mound on the floor. After dressing, she slipped quietly from the room in search of Heracles. She wanted to go home, and now.

She quietly crept through the sleeping house. People were sleeping just about everywhere. She saw a girl from her math class asleep on the stairs in the arms of some boy. Judging from the sun outside, it was only about seven a.m.

Heracles was passed out on a couch surrounded by sleeping girls. 'So now I know what he does when I'm not around.' Alice thought coldly. She glared at the sleeping blonde in his arms. Without a word, Alice picked up the girl and dumped her on the floor. She didn't wake up. Alice gently sat down in her place and kissed Heracles on the cheek.

"Ashley, I'm trying to sleep." He murmured groggily, slowly opening his eyes.

"Oh, Ashley, so that's her name!" Heracles snapped awake, he knew that voice, and he knew that tone.

"Alice, don't freak out, it's not like anything happened. I was just, uh,"

She cut him off, "There is no way you're getting out of this one. Give me your car keys."

"Why?"

"Cause I want to go home you idiot." She glared at him and began searching for his keys.

"Whoa! Is this how you apologize?" He asked in a surprised tone, she was checking his pockets for the keys. "Are you trying to do something here?"

Alice hit him, "Idiot, I'm just trying to find the damn keys, now if you would prefer I not rummage through your pockets, give them to me now."

"Now Alice, why would I do that? I actually enjoy that you're in my pockets."

Alice pulled the keys from his back pocket and smacked him. "Shut up, Heracles, we're done." She stood up and walked out of the room, leaving him staring after her and without his car or house keys.

Alice stormed into the closest bedroom and found Lovina and Antonio asleep.

"Lovi! Get up now!" Lovina opened her eyes and sat up, staring at Alice.

"Alice, I know we're best friends, but you really shouldn't walk in on this stuff."

"You're just sleeping Lovi. Now get up and get dressed, we're going home."

"Why? Antonio's driving me home."

"I just dumped Heracles and took his keys, come on, we're leaving."

Lovina shook Antonio until he woke up, "What's going on Lovi?"

"I'm going home with Alice; you can stay here, but don't wonder where I am, okay?"

"M'kay." And he went back to sleep.

THE NEXT DAY

Alice closed her front door and adjusted her shirt. She was glad to be in normal clothes again; black skinny jeans, a long sleeved purple v-neck top, and high top Converse. She unlocked her car and threw her black messenger bag into the passenger seat before sitting down in the driver's seat. She turned the key and the engine roared to life, her cd changer started to play Green Day, and she pulled out of the driveway.

With the windows rolled down, Alice flew through the neighbourhood to her favourite song, Peacemaker. She wasn't going anywhere in particular, but maybe she would pick up Lovi and go shopping; Lovi was probably outgrowing her clothes already.

"Vendetta sweet vendetta. This berretta of the night. This fire and the desire. Shots ringing out on a holy parasite. I am a killjoy from Detroit. I drink from a well of rage. I feed off the weakness, with all my love. Call up the captain (Hey, hey) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well death to the lover that you were dreaming of!" Alice sung along with the music, she felt great today, despite the fact that this was how she was getting over Heracles. Laughing to herself, she pulled his keys out of her bag and laughed. He wouldn't be getting these back, or at least not for a long time.

Author's Note: Hope you liked it! The story is getting more interesting! And as I wrote this, I kinda felt bad for Heracles, he has no car keys now, I mean, his human mom can let him in the house and he can have another house key made, but he's now locked out of his car. Oh well, he deserved it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia (sadly) or Green Day (but I wish I did)