Dr Facilier In The Voodoo Hell Chapter 1
Dr. Facilier was in voodoo hell, Frollo and Gaston was there too. "Facilier!" They both shouted, then they fought over Facilier. Dr. Facilier said "Let's just have a threeway." Then they agreed. "What do we do?" Said Dr Facilier. "Hmm, it looks like we're going to be damned here in 24 hours," said Gaston, "we better get the fuck out of here soon." Facilier agreed, but then Tiana's goon Ray came in. "Dr. Facilier! You stepped on me, asshole." He shouted. Dr. Facilier apologised. "You think I care?!" Ray shouted, then he fired his mini rocket launcher. The bullets were flying really fast, then they had to grab a gun. Dr. Facilier grabbed a Pistol lying on the floor, and kept on shooting it really fast. A rocket flew out of the pistol and knocked Ray unconscious. They picked up Ray's body, and it was pretty heavy. They threw Ray out of the window, so he couldn't come back. Then they kept on running through the building. Then Tiana's other goons came in, Gaston fought them off. It was too much for Gaston, "GO ON WITHOUT ME!" He shouted as Facilier and Frollo ran to safety.
Then in the final room was Tiana and Naveen. Naveen was like Shiva from Streets of Rage 2, ready for the battle. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" Facilier shouted, but Frollo and Facilier combined were Naveen's size so it was fair. Frollo picked up a rocket launcher and shot Naveen with it. Naveen's health nearly ran out, then Naveen punched Facilier. Facilier ran to eat a pie laying on the floor to get back to full health. Then they both knocked out Naveen. Then Tiana laughed, and ran out. She used her voodoo talisman to summon lots of her minions, and they had a lengthy battle. Facilier, however, found her weakness. They got her down to low health, then Tiana said "Y'all should have taken my advice. Now you're going to spend your time here as a slimy little frog." Then Facilier said "I've got news for you, Tiana, it's not slime. It's mucus!" Then broke Tiana's talisman. "NO, NOOOOO! HOW AM I EVER GOING TO PAY BACK MY DEBT?!" Tiana shouted. Then her friends came out, "ARE YOU REAAAAAADY?!" They shouted. "No! No, I'm not ready at all!" "AH! L-look, I just need more time!" "This is just a minor problem in a major operation!" "ARE YOU REEEEADY?!" "No... No... NOOOOOOO!" Tiana shouted, before being permanently dragged to voodoo hell. But while the voodoos were dragging her, she grabbed the rocket launcher on the floor and tried to shoot Facilier. Then Frollo jumped in the way, AND WAS SHOT! "FROLLO!" Facilier shouted, "No... No! Don't die!" Frollo coughed blood, "My sweet prince... It is too late for me." "But now, you can finally live in peace..." Frollo said. "Oh, ok." Facilier said, then he walked away.
Moving
Facilier was on the plane, thinking of the love of his live... Claude Frollo. He was so sad about his death, and couldn't take it anymore. Then he got back home, and searched for his next true love.
THE END.