Michael only has eyes for Jan

The next morning, Jan wakes up before Michael. She makes some coffee and sits outside on their patio chairs. The sound of the ocean's waves calms her. The wind in her hair makes her feel at peace. She smiles as she day dreams about the night before. She still can't believe she's here. And with Michael of all people, but (and that's a BIG but) he's been amazing and she couldn't imagine being there with anyone else.

Which makes Carol pop into her head. She can't help but frown a little and almost gets upset at her for being an idiot for leaving Michael. She did leave him right? She actually has no idea what happened between them and before she said she didn't care about that... but now? She kind of wants to know everything. She doesn't picture Michael leaving a woman, so it had to of been her. Idiot.

Her thoughts are interrupted by Michael coming out to the patio. His hair is tousled and he still looks sleepy, but he has a smile on his face. Jan smiles at him. He makes his way over to give her a kiss. "I think I could get used to waking up to your beautiful smile."

"Mmm." Jan kisses him again, this time longer. "Carol is an idiot."

"Carol? Uh…okay? I mean, yeah she was a blonde and all but what…um…what made you-"

"I just want to know what happened. She threw this all away? And you've been anything but obnoxious and I don't know-she's an idiot for breaking up with you. Well I'm assuming she broke it off."

"You're right. She was the one to break my heart. But I'm so happy she did. You have no idea. I would much rather have you here anyway. Anyway enough about-"

"How did she do it? Was there something that actually happened?"

"You really wanna know?" Jan nods. "I mean…maybe I was moving too fast. I probably cross the line but I don't know-I kinda liked her and I liked that she wanted to be with me sometimes. We had only been dating for 4 months, I invited her here which she declined and..." Michael pauses and takes a deep breath before continuing, "I photoshopped me in a picture of her and her family on a ski trip and wanted to send it out as our Christmas card. I put my head on her ex husbands body. Yeah she didn't like that…"

"Wow. Okay-well I would not have guessed that."

"Yeah…she thought it was weird. I don't know-maybe she's right."

"I mean, at least go to Jamaica first!" Michael and Jan laugh. "What an idiot. Well I am so thrilled she ended it."

"Me too, Jan. You have no idea."

This is Michael and Jan's 1st full day in Jamaica. They're getting a little more comfortable with each other as time goes on and with each drink they have. Sex was better last night than their first time, which was also amazing, but the second time felt more real and comfortable.

They're walking along the beach when Jan notices this hot woman passing by. She's tall, blonde, skinny and has huge boobs that look completely fake. Jan's disgusted at the sight of her and just waits for Michael to check her out and make some immature comment.

As if on cue, Michael turns to her and pulls her aside. Jan rolls her eyes slightly, preparing herself to hear whatever stupid comments about that woman he has to say. Richard would never miss an opportunity to make a lewd comment- about her boobs none the less. Then later, when they'd be having sex, something about it made Jan feel like he was fantasizing about that bimbo.

Michael takes Jan's hands and smiles, "I am so lucky to have you here with me. Seriously, you are the most beautiful woman on this planet. Thank you for saying yes."

Well that took an unexpected turn. Again, Jan is left speechless.

"Are you okay? You're not regretting coming are you? I'm sorry, I know it was inappropriate asking you to come here and I know we're breaking like SOOO many rules but-"

"I'm sorry-I just, heh, I just thought you were going to make a comment about that woman that just passed us." Jan motions behind her but Michael sees no one. Just Jan. She blushes and can't help but feel embarrassed by her feelings. That's why she hates talking about them.

"Oh. Would he do that or something?" It was very clear as to who he Michael was referring to. "Jan." He rubs her hands with his thumbs, "believe it or not, but we're not all tools like Richard was okay?"

Jan once again kisses him.

Carol is an idiot. So what if he made a little Christmas card that was photoshopped? At least he's loyal. At least he's faithful. Any woman would love that.