A/N: so I want to say thank you to everyone who has reviewed, faved, and just read the story in general. My computer crashed on me so I am trying to get things back on track with this new one. I have to rewrite the next chapter to The Call unfortunately. Luckily, I had this chapter was saved on my iPod so I have this for you.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this Charlaine Harris does and Disney does too for some of the things referenced in this chapter.

Hope you enjoy...

The Hairless Warrior

What the fuck is this?

Why am I covered in my hair and why is it not attached to my head?

Vampires do not suffer from balding. I grab a handful that is laying on my chest. Yes, this is definitely my hair.

I zip as fast as I can to the bathroom. Patches of hair falling behind me. I look in the mirror and what is looking back at me is not me. My hair is short. My long gorgeous hair is no longer then my shoulders and some patches on the side are cut damn near to my scalp.

"SOOKIE" I yell. I can't believe this shit "SOOKIE" this time I yell so loud I know she heard me. Fuck she's not even here. There is not a heart beat in the house.

"SOOKIE" I scream mentally

"OK, I hear you. I just need you to calm down" I hear her respond in my head. Calm down... calm the fuck down. My hair is everywhere and she wants me to calm down. I walk into the room to get dressed and find her, when I see them. Laying right next to where I sleep.

"Hunter" I yell mentally. His fucking child proof purple Teletubby scissors.

"Eric, please you have to understand" Sookie tells me. I don't have to understand shit. I block the connection and prepare to leave. When I get my hands on that boy I am going to...

To what... What am I going to do? Choke, no. Shake, no. Definitely can't kill him. I wouldn't want to. Spank, yes I could do that, spank. I rush to where I feel them, Jason's house. As I bang on the front door I can hear Hunter's wailing cries.

Sookie comes to the door worry spread completely across her face. "listen Eric" she starts then looks at my head and snickers. She is fucking laughing at me. I do not find anything about this funny.

"Hunter, come here" I demand. I know he is scared, but then what 5-year-old wouldn't be when their huge Viking vampire dad is yelling fangs down at them. "Hunter, come here" I tell him again.

He comes close to Sookie and I snatch him up and fly of before anyone can stop me. Sookie knows that I will not truly harm our child. I suspect that is why his fairy guards do not just appear. I fly to the woods that surround our house, sit on a high branch, and bend my son over my knee. He is sobbing uncontrollably at this point and just before my hand is about to come down "sowwy...hiccup...hiccup...Ewic"

I can't do it. I cannot strike my son. I sling him over my shoulder and drop him off on the porch. "Go to your room until I come for you" he took of running to his room faster then I have ever seen him move.

Fifty trees being uprooted later I made my way up to Hunters room. Sookie was waiting in the kitchen. I silenced her with a glare and a raised hand while walking by.

I seat at the tiny desk chair Hunter has in his room. He is cuddled up with his stuffed bear on his bed sniffling still.

I sigh "Why Hunter? Why would you do this?" I ask and point to my seriously fucked up head.

"Well, yous is a wowror Ewic wike Muwon is and she had to cut hers haiw to be a fwighta and then she was a good fwighta and so I want you to be good so I's cut your haiw so you couwd bees stwong wike her but auntie says that was bad and yous strong no matta what so I's twy to put it back on but it no go Ewic I try to fwix it auntie took me to Uncle jay jay howse befo I can glues it back. It her fawt she no let me fwix it." he finally finished explaining.

Silence

More silence

He began to fidget

I walked out of the room not saying a word. I rejoined Sookie in the kitchen. Sitting silently until she joined me. She sat silently across from me waiting for me to say something. She began to fidget just as Hunter did.

"Were you aware that this is your fault for not allowing him to glue my hair back on after he cut it. How could you?" I said and left back out the woods, smiling to myself, before she could say anything.

When I got to the end the creek deep in our woods I could not hold it any longer. I laughed so hard. Yes, it would take a week for my hair to grow back, and I would have to barricade myself in the house till it did, but his explanation had to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. There was a child's logic to the whole thing and the fact that he tried to fix his mistake and blamed his Aunt for not allowing it was the funniest part of it all. I have read many parenting books since Hunter has joined us and none of them say what to do when Disney movies cause your children to misbehave.

As I returned to the house, I saw all the Disney movies in the trash and heard Hunter telling Sookie that they lied and he does not want them any more cause lying was bad.

I gathered them up as I walked into the house back to my crazy ass family. But...

Bedroom door locks are definitely on my to so list.

A/N: In case any of you have not seen the Disney movie Mulan, she cuts her hair to join the military and become a warrior. Let me know what you think please.