Christmas Movies; Akatsuki Style! (A Naruto Crack Story) CH 4

Hey everybody! It's Angel again! Thanks so much for all your support; I couldn't keep this story going without it! REVIEWS, ALERTS, AND FAVORITES KEEP ME GOING~! Now please enjoy Konan Got Run Over by a Reindeer. (This is the LAST chapter of Christmas Movies; Akatsuki Style! By the way)

XxSmokexSignalsxX: XD I'm glad I made Zetsu believable! ^^ Don't worry I laughed too when I wrote Hidan and Itachi's parts.

cheeky half-demon: Yay! After all, Tobi is a good boy.

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Thanks to xiceyxtee for the favorite and XxSmokexSignalsxX for the alert!

"Alright," Pein says at breakfast the day after How Itachi Stole Christmas had taken place. "I have good news and bad news," Nobody is really listening. They're all eating their meals and talking about how they could get out of whatever that day's chores were…except for Hidan.

"…So then Pablo starts makin' out with Jamie's evil twin sister Sarah Beth thinking it's Jamie but he's engaged to Francisca, who's in a coma because of an accident she was in while riding to the circus with Ben and Jacob. The two of them had been drinking before they got into the car so-" He's explaining the plot of his favorite soap opera to a bored looking Zetsu. His head is slumped over the plate. He can't eat because of his preferences in food. They don't have too many bodies because of how few fighting there is.

Pein's eye twitches a little as he looks around at their lack of enthusiasm for his wise words of wisdom.

"I have an announcement," He says a little louder. "Hello?" They keep talking, doing an effective job of ignoring him.

"SHUT THE F**K UP!" He yells getting annoyed after a few seconds. They freeze and slowly turn to him with wide eyes.

"I didn't know you could get that loud," Kisame says blinking owlishly. His leader almost starts sizzling from anger.

"I've got good news and bad news," He says with his eye twitching a little.

"Okay," Konan says looking up from her cereal. "Why is that so important?" He shoots her a quick glare before going back to talking.

"The good news is that we're not broke any more," Kakuzu starts sobbing happily.

"Good things DO happen to bad people! I'm not poor any more! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" He collapses on the floor, on his back, and starts laughing.

"The bad news is that we still have one more movie to do," Everyone groans.

"Isn't it the dumb a$$ed one Konan Got Run Over by a Reindeer?" Hidan asks as he starts bandaging his wounds from that morning's rituals.

"Yeah," He says and Konan groans even more loudly.

"Why is it Konan and not someone else?" She grumbles shooting a glare at anyone who dared to look at her. Pein brushes off her question like an annoying fly.

"First off…has anyone seen Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?" A long silence follows the question. He puts his hands over his face and lets out a drawn-out sigh. "Heard the song?" More silence, interrupted only by a nervous cough from Kakuzu. "Great,"

"Why don't we just do it our way, yeah?" Deidara asks with a small smile. "That seems to have been working well so far, un,"

"That would probably work well," He shrugs taking his hands away from his face with another sigh. "Hopefully we won't kill ourselves,"

~Later~

It isn't too long before the Akatsuki has re-gathered and taken seats on the sofas. Konan is dressed in a 'grandma like' fashion, quite grouchily I may add. Tobi's dressed up like Rudolph again complete with nose. He's bouncing excitedly on his heels and it's obvious he is probably grinning behind his mask. A sleigh is placed strategically behind the couches and another genjutsu is casted to make it look like an outside scene.

"Action," Both of Zetsu's sides say as the scene starts. Kisame picks up the sleigh as Konan walks out into the camera's field of vision.

"Brr," She rubs her arms and keeps walking. Tobi is connected to the sleigh and starts running toward Konan at top speed.

"RAWR!" He yells and glomps her before running again, pulling the sleigh behind him so it hits her a couple times.

"Holy s**t that hurt," She grumbles rubbing the side of her head which had been hit particularly hard. "That's gonna bruise,"

"You're supposed to be unconscious!" Kakuzu hisses from off the side. She flips him off before going limp.

"Oh no," Pein says without any emotion at all. "Konan got run over by a reindeer. Whatever will we do now. She was supposed to make Christmas dinner. Now there will be no Christmas. Oh sob, oh tear. Oh sadness,"

"Could you say that with any more emotion?" The self-proclaimed director says glaring.

"If you value your life you won't talk to me like that ever again," He says walking off the make shift set and dragging Konan off with him.

"Now what?" Zetsu asks furrowing his multicolored brow a little.

"WE PARTY!" Hidan yells jumping up on the table and pulling his shirt off so he 'can dance f**king better!'

The End

Yeah… bad ending. I might redo it later…probably not. I hope you all enjoyed! ^^