Central Park
1:00 P.M. eastern Standard time
(Skipper's POV)
"we almost to the border of the park," I said, "then we'll be able to disappear into the crowds of humans." Kowalski turned around, "Not with the wolves right on our tails!" "Don't let them disappear into the crowd of humans!" boss wolf shouted. "Blast! I forgot about the wolves' excellent hearing!" I shouted. "Sir should we use the cannons?" a wolf said. "No," Boss wolf said, "not when our targets are on the move."
We were just inches from the border when our alternate selves appeared in front of us. They wore a more advanged version of Private's steel penguin suit and were armed with strange weapons. "Are you the Team Penguin of this earth?" the alternate me said. "You seriously can't tell?" I said. "There are a few version of our team that look completely different…or are different genders…or even different species. In fact there is one where we're all humans." "I blame the fanfiction authors who humanized us," Kowalski said, "and the Skilene writers…and the ones who turn private into a murderous psycho…" "And the Penguins who break the fourth wall!" I shouted. "Yeah. Somebody should probably stop that guy," Kowalski said.
"Um who do we capture now?" a wolf asked. "Um…the ones who aren't wearing the strange armour." "Halt!" Alternate Me shouted, "you mess with them you mess with us!" Alternate Kowalski fired a weapon that looked like a rocket launcher. A massive blast of sound was blasted out of the barrel sending the Wolves and Gorrilas of Shen's army flying. "Wow!" Kowalski said. "wait…" I said, "What about Lord shen?" "Oh you don't have to worry about him for a while," Alternate me said. A ticked off Lord Shen, His Army, and some gorillas carrying his cannons appeared. "Meddling alternate Penguins," Lord Shen shouted, "IF I have to kill you to get to them…So be it!" "As you wish," alternate me said. Alternate Kowalski strapped his sound cannon to his back and pulled out a strange white gun.
He fired and Lord Shen, his army, and his imfamous cannons started to fade away. "This is not the end," Lord Shen said, "I will return…And I will kill you!" Shen tried to say something else but faded before he could say it. "Did you just wiped him out of existence?" Kowalski asked. "No We sent him back to his time…" "But what's with the fadey affect?" I said, "It's a bit unsettling." "Well I think it's awesome," alternate Kowalski said. "So why exactly did you rescue us?" I said. "A evil maniac is jumping from universe to universe…destroy every version of Team Penguin he comes across." Alternate Skipper said. "Um…Okay?" I said, "do you…eh…know who he is." "Dr. bottlenose," Alternate Kowalski said, "An alternate Version of the one you call Dr. blowhole…only eviler and more insane." "Oh An Eviler More Insane Version of blowhole," I said, "great…who wants to wipe us out."
"No what he wants is much worst," Alternate Kowalski said, "he wants a multiverse free of us." "ha! That's fool," Kowalski said, "the more Team Penguin he kills the more universes are created…Universes where he failed to kill them. also their's an infinite number of alternate universes out there…He can possible visit them all!" "Well he is insane," Alternate Kowalski said, "plus he will contiune to kill alternate team penguins until he makes it to this universe." "Ha!" I said. "All he needs to make it to this universe is an alternate team who been to this universe." "Oh," I said, "then we need to stop him!" "Wait you know a team who done that…I'm afraid your doomed." "What?" Kowalski said. "In order to save our skins," Alternate Skipper said, "we had to made a deal with the devil…Dr. Bottlenose himself." "What?" I said. "And the only one able to stop him is currently in North Wind custody…" "What? Blowhole!" I said.
"it takes a mad genius to stop a madder genius," Alternate Private said. "Now with regrets," Alternate Skipper, "we agreed to destroy you for him…" "What!" I said. "In our universe we are paid thugs," Alternate Skipper said. "But of course," Alternate Kowalski said, "we didn't say anything about actually killing you…IF it appears that we killed you…Dr. bottlenose will be none the wiser…in fact in only has our word to go off of!" "Wait your double crossing him." "The only way to stop him is if you universe hopping abilities of your own." Alternate skipper handed us four devices, "Be aware the dr. bottlenose's arsenal is a combination of weapons from every Universe he been too. He said…he fact when we last saw him he just acquired proton packs." "One of our alternate Selves are Ghostbusters," Kowalski said, "I mean…was ghostbusters."
"boys Commence Operation: Save the Multiverse!" I said. "Aye Skipper," Kowalski said. "Good luck," Alternate me said, "You're going to need it…plus when Dr. bottlenose finds out…and I mean he will find out…about this. Your already going to have a good start…He can't get to you if your not in the prime universe. At not right away…Plus those universe hopping device will only turn on when Dr. Bottlenose is in this universe. Another thing Do No engage him in this universe…many of your alternate selves have tried and failed with that tactic." "You clear don't know this version of the team," I said, "if he's anything like Dr. Blowhole we can take them…" "That is the same thing every other team said," Alternate Skipper replied before teleporting out of our universe with his team.
"So what's the plan," Kowalski said. "Phase one we don't something totally unexpected," I said. "No…you don't mean…" "yes we are freeing the one person who can stop this Dr. bottlenose…Blowhole." Our new universe hopping devices came to life and started to charge up. "And we're out of time," Kowalski said. "how about one battle with this guy," I said, "mainly just to see what we're up against." "Well I'm happy to oblige…thought I would have to kill you afterward. We turned around to find a Dolphin on a segway even more advanced-looking then blowhole's. Dr. bottlenose Looked exactly like Blowhole only that the telltale scar on the left side of his face was gone and he did not have a bionic eye. He was wearing some heavy duty googles that were currently rested on his forehead. He had a copper helmet with lighting bolts on it on his head. A Proton Pack was strapped to his back and a strange cannon-like gun was strapped to the back of his flipper. He also wore a ulility belt and had various gagets and weapons strapped to his body. He had some sort of body armour and had a dalek gun strapped to the back of his other flipper.
I looked closely at the Segway to find that it was being powered by the medusa serum. A captain America shield was welded to the control panel. The red button for the Mindjacker was the only thing missing from the panel. "Now prepare yourselves for…" "Loki's staff…" "No…" "Indomious DNA!" "Cold gun!" "Sonic screwdriver" "Laser Screwdriver." "Dark Water!" "Flux capacitor!" "thor's hammer" "Flashdrive." "Lightsaber" "Bat signal" "library card" "Phaser" "Plunger" "Gaundao!" "Elder wand" Dr. Bottlenose keep pressing buttons. "Lego Dimensions" "Entrance tickets to Jurassic world." "T-mat gun" "Sonic pen" "Sonic Shades." "Sonic blaster!" "Iphone" "Chromeclaw!" "Batarang" "Spear of destiny" "Mayan idol." "Whip" "portal gun" "Shrink ray" "MacGuffium" "Blast I left my minions in my univere," Dr. bottlenose said, "I knew I should have built the universe hopping spaceship!"
After several more button press and a revolving door of various weapons and gagets some we heard of before and some we haven't. "fart gun" "How did that get in there," Dr. Bottlenose said. "Proton cannon!" "deathray!" "the moment…" "Special weapons dalek gun." "flametropper gun." "Kylo's lightsaber" "Darvos's electric hand" "silurian gun" "pepper spray" "trumpet" "It has to be in here somewhere…" "The Big gun!" "Yes!" he said holding up a massive gatlin laser gun. "Now!" I shouted. We pulled out the universe hopping devices and pushed the button leaving Dr. bottlenose and everything we ever knew behind. "Oh," He said cocking his gun, "so that's how you want to play it. Game on!"
TO BE CONTINUED IN…
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