a/n; aww i love you all, thanks so much for the reviews :D

four; sleep is good

I literally slept through the entire feast.

I fell asleep on someone's shoulder.

I have no idea who they were, but they were nice enough to let me stay there.

Once the person woke me up and I thanked them for being my feast-pillow, I strode off to the dormitories before anyone else.

I hate walking through the corridors alone. I really do. I'm always prepared for something to jump out at me and start doing complex karate moves and polka music would start playing.

Can you tell I'm still half-asleep?

Thought so.

On the third floor, my stomach clenched and I fell to my knees.

Oh God, this hurts.

What's going on?

What if it hurts the baby?

OHMIGOD WHAT IF IT -

Rumble.

...

Okay, so it was only my hunger talking.

Shut up.

I can overreact when I want to.

MLEH.

Oh, great.

I don't know the password, and the Fat Lady's looking at me like I'm a retard.

"Err..."

"Come now, dear, you of all people should know this one." The portrait's eyes were twinkling.

Uhh...

...

Oh.

Oops.

"Weasley?" I guessed, and was allowed in.

Well, this is fun.

I get to be worshipped by a bunch of first years, they'll all know my name.

And somehow I think the seventh years will hate me once they find out my secret-that-can't-be-kept-secret-for-long-cause-I'm-gonna-get-as-fat-as-Slughorn.

Duuude.

There's an owl waiting for me?

"What d'you want?" I snapped at the bird, who ruffled it's feathers and held out a scroll for me to take.

Ginerva Weasley was written in curly, perky script at the top of the page.

Oh, joy, it's from Phlegm.

How lovely.

Says here that she's decided on names for MY baby!!

ARG!

I'm going to KILL Mum for coming up with that bright idea!

Grrr...

Oh, right, the names.

Well, if it's a boy it'll be Louis, and if it's a girl it'll be Victoire.

Greeaat, French names.

God, I hope the baby looks like Harry.

That way she can't pass it off as being her real kid - that just looks more like Bill.

Curse Bill for looking so much like me.

Or maybe I look like him...

REGARDLESS.

I need sleep.

Even though I just slept for about an hour, I don't care.

I stormed up the staircase and collapsed on my bed.

My last thought before drifting off was how pretty Fleur would look with all her hair shaved off. Along with her eyebrows.

Yes, I'm evil.

Bow to me.

a/n; hehe, i love Ginny so much :D

are any of you getting the significance of the names Fleur picked out, the timeline of events, and the fact that she's getting the baby? no? well, you will.

i'm gonna start doing 'review replies' at the end of each chapter, so here you are!

JessFantasy16- Thank ya kindly :D

inktongue58- Thanks so much, and don't worry, I understand what you mean :P

Romance and Musicals- Thanks, and I don't like the idea of Ginny getting pregnant so young either, but I'm glad you like this story! And Juno ruled beyond belief! :D

LiliaGryffindor'sHeir376- :P Yes, I did notice that you are obsessed with exclamation points. But the question of "Why Phlegm?" will be answered in later chapters. I hope you keep reading till I reveal those secrets! ;)

Love is the key to the world- Err, thanks, but that was actually the 3rd chapter.

ahrocks08- Thanks, more will be coming! :D

lovesreading2- Lol, thanks :D

tiffyrose- :)