A Peaceful Night at the Cullen's? YEAH RIGHT

Summary: When Bella gets roped into having a sleepover with Alice, when the rest of the Cullen's are away. What happens when someone makes a surprise appearance?

Authors Note: If you have read any other of my Twilight fanfic's you will realise that I have been on lent for the past 44 days. If anyone is thinking of giving twilight up for lent next year. Don't it's not worth the pain..... But then again no one is stupid enough as me to listen to her friends and give it up.... Will be able to update regularly now =]

BPOV

What the hell were we going to with Emmett? I mean it was funny, but now, he was just getting in the way. And that girly voice didn't really do much for him. Why wasn't Alice coming up with some big idea to humiliate Emmett with?

"Like Hi Bella"

Oh my god. Ever heard of the expression 'face palm' if you haven't, it's basically an action where you put your hand in the middle of your forehead. To signify 'what an idiot'.

This was one of those moments

If I thought Emmett looked scary earlier in his skirt and pink top. (And at that moment in time nothing looked like it could be worse.) Boy was I wrong.

Emmett, for some reason I will not try to figure out, had changed from his pink and white attire into something more ... skimpy.

"EMMETT WHAT THE HELL?"

"You don't like my pyjamas?"

Pyjamas? If those were pyjamas I'd like to know what he calls . . . whatever he is wearing now.

"That is a very loose fitting description of pyjamas Emmett"

"But humans wear pyjamas right?"

"Right"

"And humans have sleepovers?"

"Yep"

"And in Rose's wardrobe there is a section labelled 'nightwear'"

"Yes, where is this going Emmett?"

"Well humans wear pyjamas to go to bed which is at night. So nightwear is just a fancy way of saying jim jams"

I stared closely at Emmett's face. He was grinning proudly, whilst doing a 'happy dance' in the middle of the room.

"You know Emmett, pride is one of the seven deadly sins"

"Just because I beat your knowledge Belly-Welly"

....

"Wait a second Emmett, why the heck would Rose need clothes for bed?"

"Well me and rose go to bed often and do things lik..."

"Urghh .. Forget I even asked okay."

"Bella it's nothing to be embarrassed about, you'll know soon enough when you and Edward get to that stage in your relationship"

Did Emmett really just say that? I flushed bright red

"EMMETT!!!"

"Look I'm just giving you my advice"

"Fine whatever, but really Emmett they are not pyjamas"

"Why... they are clothes that you go to bed in, whats the problem?"

"Emmett I don't think a camisole and shorts really comes under the label 'pyjamas'"

That's right, as reluctant to admit it as I was. Emmett Cullen was wearing a deep red coloured camisole with black lace round the edge and matching shorts to go with it. And let me tell you this, those shorts were pretty short.

"And why would that be?"

Emmett, Emmett, Emmett. You really are dumb. I decided to take the plan of action of using practical things to get my point across to Emmett.

I walked over to Emmett and got his attention.

"Look at the difference between my clothes and yours Emmett. What is the main difference you can see?"

"I look pretty darn fine?"

"Yes exact... wait what. No Emmett be serious"

"My clothes are short and yours are long"

Finally... it only took 20 minutes for Emmett to realise this

"Exactly"

"I don't get it"

I shook my head and grabbed Emmett's hand"

Look Emmett feels the material of my pyjamas and I'll feel yours. Then feel your own. That is why they are most definitely not pyjamas"

Emmett then put his hand over to my pyjamas and I did the same to his. Whatever he was wearing.

"Emmett? Why the hell have you got your hand down Bella's top?

Alice,

Muahahaha not what you were expecting ... don't worry neither was I

Free mind bleach for anyone who needs it after picturing Emmett in lingerie

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