I said I would do this next year, and I shall!

I was looking back at the old one shot's and I realized two things. Number one...

I SUCKED AT WRITING! Seriously, this whole thing was just texted to me, and I personally think it came out way better than the other three. I'm actually considering going back and rewriting them.

The second thing I noticed was that I could have done alot more with the second chapter, so I figured why not start this years one shots with a sequel to it? And that is how this came to be! ^w^

Disclamir~ It's been so long since I had to write one of these and make it entertaing. Well, uh... I'm writing FANfiction. If I owned and part of Total Drama, do you think I would be writing FANfiction?... Well, yes, but I still own nothing!


"You have got to be kidding me," Noah mummbled as he woke up to find himself in quite the prediqument. Though the burlap sack that covered his head obviously kept him from seeing where he was, but he could feel his wrist tied to his chest. Upon someone removing the sack, Noah felt himself holding back a laugh.
"Shut up," Eva, who was wearing fake pointy ears and a pointy green and red hat with a bell on top, growled.
"What the hell happened to you?" Noah questioned as Eva began to untie him. Looking around revealed them to be on a lovomg room lit purly by candel light and the Christmas tree that stood in the corner, a few feet away from the lit fireplace. "Don't tell me she's-"
"Yep," Eva replied, not needing to hear the whole sentence to know the answer. Noah streched his arms once Eva finished unting him.
"And now were gonna-"
"Yep."
"And I'm gonna have to-"
"You got it."
"Then where is sh-"
"Here!" Izzy interuptted as she popped up from behind the couch. If Eva's get up was thought to be silly, Izzy's could only be described as ridiculous. She wore the same hat and ears as Eva, but she also wore a pair of green tights and a green dress and green boota. Bells were sown onto the hem of the dress and top of her boots, and she jingled with even the slighest movment.
"Izzy, you seriously can't be doing this again," Noah scolded as Izzy forced him to wear a hat that matched her and Eva's.
"Yes I can," Izzy protested as she put a plate of cookies on the coffee table. "You should be glad, becuase you, my dear freinds, are now here to witness the kidnapping of Santa Claus!"
_ _-Operation: Redo of Operation: Kidnap Santy Claus-_ _
_ _-10:00 Pm- _ _
"Can you at least explain why we're dressed like we're Noddy's cousins?" Eva questioned as she pulled on her fake ears.
"Easy," Izzy replied as she put the fake ears on Noah, to his annoyancw. "To kidnap the man in the suit, we must gain his trust. Therefore, we must have a disguise!"
"So... were elves?"
"BINGO!" Izzy screamed, but she put her hands over her mouth as soon as she did, her eyes looking around the room as if she was afraid someone would hear her.
"What's wrong with you," Noah asked. "Well, besides the fact your TOTALLY INS-" Izzy quickly covered Noah's mouth with her hand.
"Why do you k-" Eva was unable to finish as Izzy covered her mouth.
"Shhhh," Izzy told them, speaking quietly. "Santa might hear us." They stood in silence as Izzy removed her hands.
"Are you seri-mfph"
"You're jok-mfph"
Izzy once again covered their mouths when they tried to speak at the same time.
_ _-11:00 Pm-_ _
Slap
Ouch," Noah said as he rubbed his now red hand. "What you do that for?" He glared at Izzy, who had slapped his hand."
"No cookies," Izzy scolded, waggling her finger. "Their our Santa bait."
"I just want o-"
Slap
_ _-11:25 Pm-_ _
Slap
"Would you stop doing that?!"
"Don't eat the Santa bait!"
_ _-12:00 Am-_ _
"Sooo," Izzy spoke after a while. "What did you guys ask for in your letters to santa?" The other two teens looked at her in shock. "What?"
"You send letters to Santa?" Eva questioned in disbelif.
"Yeah," Izzy answed as if it was obvious.
"The why do you want to kidnap him?" Izzy's mood instantly darkened.
"Revenge." Outside, lightning,struck.
"... Come again?"
"Revenge." The lightning struck outside again. "When I was little, he never got me what I wanted for Christmas! All those years of wishing for a chainsaw, fireworks, my own personal butler... all those went to waste."
"So..." Eva started, glaring at the girl. "That's why you want revenge?" Lightning once again struck.
"How does that keep happening?" Noah remarked, looking up from his book.
"Well, duh!" Izzy yelled.
"Izzy?" Noah started.
"What?"
"Arn't you Jewish?"
"Yeag, but that's no excuse!"
_ _-12:07 Am-_ _

"Revenge." Lightning struck yet again. Noah just looked at Eva.
"Was that necessary?" He questioned.
"Don't act like you don't want to try it," Eva responded.
"I don't."
"Sure you don't."

"Revenge," Noah mumbled, jumpin up as the lightning struck. Eva just gave him a smug look.
"Told ya'."
_ _-1:45 Pm-_ _
"Where is he?" A anxious Izzy questioned, looking around the room as if something was going to happen at any moment.
"Maybe he got loat,"Noah replied as he rubbed his eyes. Izzy just gasped.
"Oh no! Quick, we have to find him!" She said as she ran out the room.
"I think you made it worse," Eva topd Noah once she was out of earshot.
_ _-1:53 Am-_ _
"See, Izzy," Noah said as he gestured towords the laptop. "Santa isn't lost, he's right on scheduel."
"You're egging her on," Eva whispered as Izzy scrutinized the screen. Noah gave a shrig in supply.
"It was either this, or she drags us out to look for Santa."
"I can' t belive you guys!" Izzy cried put on annoyance, causeing the other two to look at her in suprise. " You had a Santa tracker all this time and didn't tell me?
_ _-2:48 Am-_ _
"What the hell?!" A angry, now soaking wet Eva yelled at Izzy, who had previously thrown a bucket of water at the muscular girl. Izzy shrugged.
"Well," She started. "Last time we all fell asleep, so I figured throwing a bucket of water on us whem we fell asleep would keep us up."
"I WASN'T SLEEPING!"
"Well you yawned."
_ _-3:16 Am-_ _
"YOU GET BACK HERE!" Eva screamed as she chased Izzy around the house.
"See!" Izzy yelled over her shoulder. "The water kept you up! Right Noah?!" ... "Noah?!"...
"ZZZZZZ."
"Again?!"
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU?!"
_ _-5:01 Am-_ _
"Get...back...here you... ugh," Eva moaned, tired from chasing after Izzy two hours straight. She was laying on her stomach, sprawled out on the floor. She swatted her hand at Izzy half-heartedly.
"Wha-oh. You'll... never... catch... Izzy," Izzy replied, just as exhausted. She had her knees next to her chest as she threateded Eva with a tennis raquet from her spot on the rocking chair. Meanwhile, Npah slept on the sofa, oblivious to the twp girls antics.
_ _-8:23 Am-_ _
"NOT AGAIN!" Noah and Eva woke up with a jump, startled by Izzy's shout.
"What's going on?" Noah asked the red-head, his neck sore from sleeping in an uncomfortable angle. Eva, meanwhile, got off the floor stretching her back.
"We all fell asleep again!" Izzy cried, crestfallen.
"Ph no, that's horrible," Eva told her, already getting her coat on to leave. "Well, this has been... I had a good... see ya."
"You're leaving already?" Izzy asked, stopping Eva from walking out the door.
"Yes," said girl stated without a second thought.
"But we have to plan for next year!"
"Nezt year..." Eva trailed off.
"Wait," Noah started. "You honestly expect us to dp this again next year?"
"Well, duh?! And the year after that, and the year after that, and every year after that until we catch h- where'd you all go?" Izzy questipned tp the now empty house.


Okay, I've been writing an actual novel for the past few months, so I just thik this is kind of crappy compared to how I've been writing T.T

However, I have noticed that I could have written the greatest book ever and still think it was crap, so please tell me what you think! I'd love you forever!

Well, that's about it! Please review!

BYEEEE!

P.S. Just Follow the Arrows and No One Gets Hurt
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