Hello people of
Before I start the chapter, I'd like to apologize for any and all delays in the chapter. I have been insanely busy in school and I'm FAILING MATH. My best subject. Ya. I hate 6th grade now….
Anyway, usually stuff:
Me: I don't own minecraft.
SkyDoesminecraft: and I hate SQUID!
Me: uuuuummm….. Ok? –Muter how did he get in here mutter- ENJOY!
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Chapter 4
The derpiest animal
The squid
This is taken from a journal found in a jungle temple. The books pages date back to three, four thousand years ago:
"Part 1: beginning of the reign of the ocean
We all know that a squid is both unbelievably derpy and stupid, as well as useless. In fact, it only drops ink, which has more uses then bonemeal but is worth nothing. We must ask ourselves, why are there only, REPEAT ONLY, thing other than fish living in water?
Well, we must look back, back when people where figuring out how to build shelters and mine…
Back then, there where massive monsters in the sea and sharks and giant fish and octopus and... Of course... Squid.
Back then, our minecraftian ancestors had found out that the sea dragon was able to drop meat- enough to feed an entire city for a few months, and its scales could be made into tools and armor that were four times as hard and strong as diamonds. Due to this, sea monsters in the earliest ages were hunted down to extinction. Back then, they were the ONLY predator of squid. Due to this, squid mass-produced and took over. Only fish survived the mass-produceon and then death."
We can tell by this note what once roamed the oceans. But in closer detail, we know that the reason the squid population decreased is because it grew so large that the food supplies decreased.
Now, if we look at the more recent times, we see that a certain squid has driven a being called skydoesminecraft to the edge of insanity. It also seems this squid is immortal. However, in the last week we can see that sky has killed over half of the quid population. At this rate, the water of minecraft may be completely devoid of squids.
At this rate, who knows how many beast of the water may return and how many new ones will emerge?
Sky: BY TOMMORO. BUTTER.
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I hope you guys enjoyed! Including the skydoesminecraft references :D . I know some people have been waiting for a chapter about why squid are the only water mob.
Tell in the comments what mob you want next, be it from vanilla or a mod. I'll try my best to write a story about it. Also try and include what you want a the mobs story to be about
Anyway, until next time!