Chapter 4: Table Manners

Needless to say after that incident it was a little awkward around the dinner table. Yukio didn't think that we needed food because we're demons… I think he was just being mean. "Rin, could you pass me the rice?"

He went to hand it to me from across the small dark wood table, Yukio glared daggers at him so he just put it back down. Ashiya's stomach had begun to growl, he had placed his face on the table, and it looked like his soul was seeping out of his mouth in a thin cloud, weird because I had assumed that he didn't have a soul. "Yukio, you know we could just take the food right?"

He didn't look up from the book he was reading while he ate. So I just went to grab the plate of fried vegetables. And the little brat pulled his gun on me, again, still not looking up from his book. I leaned back in my chair and let out a sigh. Rin looked from me to his brother, "Couldn't we give them food?"

"They didn't pay for it!" Growled the younger twin.

"So? We're not a restaurant! Plus we didn't exactly pay for this either." Rin crossed his arms; Kuro had joined us at the table and sat on Rin's head.

Just give them the damn food…

I caught the cat's eye, "You know that he can't hear you right?"

The cat rolled his eyes at me, Psh, that's stupid. He should be able to. He's a half demon too. YUKIO! HEY YUKIO YOU CAN TOTALLY HEAR ME RIGHT!?

Rin winced then looked up at the gray cat and glared, "Don't shout."

Kuro rolled his eyes once more, whatever…

I sighed again, stood up, and pushed my chair back as I did. It fell with a little anticlimactic thud. "I'm tired of this."

I reached for the large bowl of rice this time; Yukio drew his gun as expected. I smirked, "What are you goanna do? Shoot me?"

"Yup, that's kinda what a gun is for."

I grabbed the rice; I wasn't scared of a little pistol. I've had my heart ripped out several times before and in my realm people were trying to regularly kill me so I'm used to losing limbs, among other things… Like my kidney, the right side of my face, and a lung one time.

…Long story short he shot me. "What the hell man?!" I screamed as I clutched my now bloody shoulder, we were both standing glaring at each other. Ashiya was moaning something about not hurting his master; he was being pretty pathetic though and didn't get up.

Yukio shrugged, "Well you knew what I was going to do didn't you?

I lifted an eyebrow, "Well yeah, but still that's pretty harsh even for you."

"I agree with Maou!" Shouted Rin, he was hiding behind the table he had flipped sideways and placed a pot on Ashiya's head, for protection I think.

"Shut it Rin!" Growled Yukio, "You obviously have no idea how to these demons!"

"Oh my god they literally just want food!"

The Yetti Master… Yeah I'm really sorry for not updating more… I could list out a bunch of reasons but Imma refrain; I know you guys really just want some more of the story. So there you are. I promise to make the next chapter longer.