Let's face it – no one is reading this, so why do I always leave these little notes here? Because I have no one else to talk to, that's why

"Okay," Victoria said, leaning in towards the camera. "Does anybody watch this?" With the help of computer work, she's now sitting back in her chair, upright. "Okay, like somebody important. Like David Bowie. Maybe…" She said, and now her band tee shirt was only partly visible on the screen as only her right side was what you can see. "Maybe Labyrinth was real. Ever think about that? If so, I want to send Josie to the goblins, then I can meet David Bowie. I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now."

The screen goes dark, and the cries of a baby fade away, then a flash of neon purple bursts and a bunch of goblins grouped together appear on the screen from the opening scene of the movie.

"I am so much better than that Connelly chick – yeah, bitch, I got hips."

Watching Kat Denning's video blog was… insightful

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"HEY!" Vicky said, with as much enthusiasm as the sun, she brightened up, but she wasn't smiling. "Okay, so me and my sister Prue, we were hanging out with these people we met, because we were letting Josie off at this church retreat –see, she was spending the night at this Odyssey Fun World, and we got suckered in it, and met these really cool peeps. Um, their names are Rodene Smith, who is amazing! I love that girl – we had so much fun, we were a team, her, me and Prue and then Sarah and Toby Malik, and Josie were all on a team and we were pranking each other all night long."

"Um…" She said, pressing her lips together. "I put make up on today! As you can see – the dark lipstick and the glittery eye shadow, and Josie helped me curl my hair. She's being a sweet heart, cause, I didn't want to ask Prue – she'd be all – I told you so, and really, after having so much the other night, I don't want to mess things up."

The video was affected so that it jumped to Victoria holding out a cute, stuffed snake so that it's eyes were right on the camera. "Isn't this cute? It's George, he's my snake," and then she was holding it near her cheek and petting it. "He's my baby."

"Purr…"