(Star Wars beginning theme, words fade off into the distance)
Kim and Krista have magically been zapped into a cupboard and have met Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!, the Blade Breakers from Beyblades and the Z Warriors (and Bulma) from Dragon Ball Z. They have joined up with their friend Vincent and could have gone home (maybe) but decided to learn some the Z Warrior's trademark techniques. Now let's see what they'll do…
Krista: excitedly What will we do… first?
Kim: What is there to learn?
Krista: evil grin (she should NEVER have asked her that…Krista loves the manga of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z….maybe too much…) Well, we can learn Trunks' Burning Attack, Vegeta's Big Bang, Krillin's Destruct-O Disk (also known as the K-disk), Tien's Fist of the Sun, the well known Kamehameha…..
Kim: I think that we should learn to fly first. That way, if we fall into a hole, we can fly right out before going delirious… again.
Vincent: Good point. I didn't really like being called "fiery head"
Krista: (whispers to Kim and Vincent) At least we didn't call you carrot head… like a certain monkey-butt saiyan (Krista/ Vincent/ Kim snicker)
Kim: You know he isn't all that bad once you get to know him… I know you guys may not believe it, but he is kind of nice. (mutters to Krista) Or at least nicer than Tony the Tiger with blue stripes a.k.a. Kai. (both break down laughing)
Gohan: What are you guys talking about?
Kim/ Krista/ Vincent: NOTHING!! We're just thinking about what we'd like to learn.
Trunks: And?
Krista: Well, first of all, we want to learn how to fly so that we don't ever have to go through the hole situation
Krillin: (I don't know when the hell he joined them…) Well that's understandable
Kim: Then we wanna learn the kamehame… wah… no, it's kamehame… bah?
Vincent: Kamehameha.
Kim: Right… I knew that.
Vincent: And last we wanna learn the Burning Attack.
Goku: That's all?
Krista: Yup (note that in the story, this would actually take many years of training. But because we are so amazing, we learn it in about a day. Dude, we rock. Yeh…)
Trunks: We thought you'd want to learn a lot more than just three.
Kim: This is good… for now.
Gohan: Ok… so I guess we should start with your flying lessons.
Kim/ Krista/ Vincent: WOOT!
Goku: First of all, you have to relax yourself, stay calm and don't think of too much. Focus your chi…
Gohan: But try to think of flying
Vincent: (mutters) This is confusing
Kim: I'm doing it! I'm doing it!! I'm flyiiiiiiiing!!!
Krillin: Um, you're still on the ground
Kim: (opens eyes) Oh… shoot.
Trunks: But she is! (they see Krista flying in the air)
Krista: Weeee!!
Kim: Show off…
Vincent: Hey! That's not fair!! How come she can fly and we're still grounded!??
Krista: I have a big imagination and many consider me crazy or an idiot. I like to read and draw and I'm a bit of a loner. I guess that all adds up (hear that loners? Your days of loneliness will pay off, if you meet the Z Warriors…)
Kim: Aww… I wanna be a loner too!
Krista: Heh, heh! I'm A+… you get a D minus. Ass.
Vincent: (shaking of fist) DAMN YOU NERD!!
Krista: I'm ahead (because I am oh so amazing). I'll help you guys.
(10 minutes later…)
Vincent: Yes! I can fly!
Kim: Damn it all! I can't do it!!
Gohan: You're getting there.
Kim: That's a lie! Only teachers and parents say that so that you don't feel like a failure even though you are!
Goku: Since these two are done learning to fly, me and Trunks will teach them the kamehameha over there, okay Gohan?
Gohan: Okay! (Gohan does the kamehameha slightly different than Goku since he was trained by Piccolo) (Krista/ Vincent/ Goku/ Trunks fly a little way)
Kim: I'm flying! I'm doing it!
Gohan: You're on the ground (Kim is lying down on the ground)
Kim: Waaaah! I can't DO IT!!!
Gohan: Actually, you are now!
Kim: YES! I rule the world!!
Gohan: Let's go and teach you the kamehameha (Kim and Gohan fly to Goku/ Trunks/ Vincent/ Krista)
Kim: I'm just in time!??
Krista: Yup
Kim: XD I'm not behind!!
Goku: Okay, what you have to do is focus on sending your chi to your hands. (a blast whips by them and hits a big mountain of rock)
Kim: Wow… (Kim turns to everyone else) I did it, I did it! he, he, he!! (Vincent and Krista then do a kamehameha)
Kim: Oh well… I was still the first
Trunks: Wow. You guys are picking up pretty quickly
Unknown Voice: Ha, ha, ha, ha!! Well, let's just see how much they know! (Goku/ Gohan/ Trunks/ Kim/ Krista/ Vincent turn around. They see Vanilla/ Chocolate/ Freeza/ Cell/ Android 16/ 17/ 18)
Vincent: Oh no! What shall we do!??
Krista: I know (does kamehameha. None of the evil people die, or are harmed) Damn it!
Kim: That was pathetic
Vincent: Too true
Krista: At least I did something (suddenly Vegeta comes and starts kicking butt. Kim stares open mouthed)
Vincent: Woah, he's good
Krista: Well he'd have to be. He's the prince of all saiyans. Now, Kim and I have work to do, we better move
Kim: Vegeta, you may want to step away from them (Vegeta, believe it or not, listens)
Vegeta: I don't know why I'm listening to you… I should be out there fighting…
Kim: It's okay. One step at a time…
Krista: Good carrot head Vegeta (Vegeta growls)
Vincent: Looks like Goku is better than you at this (Vegeta mumbles something incoherent and sits down)
Krista: Ready Kimmy?
Kim: Whenever you are!
Kim/ Krista: TROGDOR!! (Trogdor the Burninator returns to them out of the blue and attacks Cell, Freeza, Android 16, 17, 18 Chocolate and Vanilla)
Vanilla: Ahhh! We're going to burn!!
Krista: Ha! Now feel the wraith of Krista, Kim, Trogdor and Vincent—
Vincent: But I didn't do anything…
Kim: Shh! They don't know that!
Freeza: You can't beat us with just that, you little brats! (Kim and Krista gasp)
Kim: Did- did- did he just…?
Krista: Yes. I do believe that he DID call us "little brats"
Kim: Okay, that's it!!
Krista: Yeah, let's bring him down!! (Kim and Krista start to run off when Trunks and Gohan hold them back)
Trunks: No! You'll get hurt!
Krista: Let go of me!!
Kim: But you guys taught us the kamehameha!
Krista: And how to fly!
Gohan: Yeah, but you don't know very much…
Trunks: (to Gohan) I'll go fight Gohan nods
Vincent: Well… this sucks. Being babysat by a baby.
(Krista, Kim, Vincent and Gohan sit down to watch the fight. Krista tries to sneak off, but Trunks turns around and stops her. Vegeta, Trunks and Goku were ready to battle Vanilla, Chocolate, Freeza, Andriod 16, 17, 18 and Cell)
Chocolate: Ha, ha, ha! You're going down!! (just then, Vegeta rushes in and starts attacking Freeza)
Krista: (whispers to Vincent and Kim) Oh yeah… I forgot Vegeta has a grudge against Freeza… (Goku goes to attack Cell, Andriod 16 and 18 while Trunks attacks 17, Vanilla and Chocolate) They're all out numbered… we need to help them
Gohan: But- but my dad and Trunks said…
Vincent: Yeah, but they're getting beaten… sorta. I mean, they need our—and your—help…
Kim: Wow… words of wisdom… words of wisdom…
Gohan: Okay… I guess…
Krista: Alright then… CHARGE!! (Krista/ Kim/ Vincent/ Gohan zoom off to assist Vegeta/ Goku/ Trunks)
Vanilla: No fair! They can fly!
Trunks: (now super saiyan) What are you doing!??
Krista: We're here to help!
Trunks: But you can get hurt…
Krista: YOU can… YOU'RE outnumbered! (Kim starts beating up Chocolate, Vincent attacks Vanilla and Gohan attacks 18) Whether you like it or not, we're battling
Kim: (butts in) Anyway, one time, I heard from some dude that the ignorant will die first.
Vincent: Ha, ha! Trunks' dad!
Trunks: Um… he's already died before…
Krista: See? So if we die, hopefully you'll bring us back to life with the dragon balls
Vincent: I never knew dragons have balls…
Trunks: You know about the dragon balls?!
Krista: Ehh… Internet! (a blast of something whizzes by Krista's head)
Trunks: I think that we should go back to the battle…
Krista: (to Vincent) You don't mind if I take on Vanilla… I've been dying to!
Vincent: Sure
Krista: Thanks heads toward Vanilla
Kim: Vince, if you wanna take on Chocolate, that's fine by me… I wanna take on the he-she Freeza
Vincent: I think you're going to have to wrestle Vegeta for that fight
Kim: (shrugs) No one calls me a little brat and gets away with it (flies off towards Freeza. Vincent runs, tackles and begins beating up Chocolate)
Vincent: Take that, you chocolate-haired freak! You poor excuse for a dairy product!
Krista: I'm enjoying this very much! (she keeps pounding Vanilla)
Vanilla: Freeza! Help me!!
Freeza: sigh I guess…
Krista: You wimp!! (Krista punches Vanilla in the face and blasts him with a kamehameha)
Vanilla: weakly This is not the end…
Krista: Oh shut it.
Freeza: Ho, ho! What big words for a small person!
Krista: What are you? Santa Claus??
Freeza: Do you dare mock me?
Krista: Well, what does it look like, you he-she…um…alien weirdo!!
Freeza: I'm gonna get rid of you, you little pest!
Krista: Bring it on!! (Freeza gives off a blast of chi and Krista sends a kamehameha. The attacks meet and Krista gets blown back)
Freeza: Ho, ho! You are weak! This will be like squashing a bug!
Krista: Damn it! Stop with that laugh!! (just before Freeza punches Krista, Trunks tries to come and stop Freeza, but Vegeta gets there first) Huh? Vegeta??
Vegeta: This is my fight!
Krista: Oh… okay then… (Kim, who was going after Freeza, but Krista got there before her, turned on 18 which, after she got send away by Vegeta, Krista helped gang up on to assist Kim and Gohan)
Chocolate: Stop it! That hurts!!
Vincent: Well, it's supposed to…
Chocolate: I can't take anymore… (faints)
Vanilla: Oh my will to live! (faints)
Vincent: Well, that was pretty easy
(At Krista's house…)
Alesha: Wow, it's taking forever for Kim and Krista to come back from wherever they went to…
Nancy: Yeah… this is getting fishy…
Alesha: Ok… who says "fishy" anymore?
Nancy: I do, okay?
Alesha: But honestly
Nancy: What should we do?
Alesha: Don't go off topic
Nancy: You're the one getting off topic!
(Krista/ Kim/ Vincent/ Z Warriors/ Enemies' situation…)
Krista: If you're just tuning in, we're right in the middle of a historical battle. All the evil bad dudes in this world that we don't like are fighting against us. So far, we're beating them.
Gohan: We are? I thought we just beat up two of them. And they were the easy ones!
Krista: True, but now we're dominating them! (Vincent gangs up with Goku on Cell)
Cell: This is quite amusing
Vincent: Oh no! Krista warned me about Cell and his annoying alien mind games! Goku—beware!! (Goku just goes on pwning Cell) Oh well…
(just then, Ashley Olsen comes out of the blue and starts flying around)
Kim: Oh my God! It's Ashley Olsen! Hey, how can she fly?...
Krista: Because she's drunk, high and full of helium.
Kim: Déjà vu… didn't we do something like that before?
Trunks: You did…? How do you know she's drunk, high and full of helium?
Krista: Well, we filled a dude's head (Yugi!) with helium, Mary-Kate Olsen was somewhat drunk and it's pretty obvious when someone's high
Trunks: I see… (Ashley drops a jelly bean and she destroys Cell. Then she drops a green capsule that destroys 17. Finally she disappears)
Vincent: Wow… that was random…
Kim: (spots jelly bean and begins to run at it. She leaps at it, but then a squirrel comes and takes it, running away) NOOO! (lands in dirt) Why does that always happen to me?
Krista: You're just…unlucky, that's all
Kim: Were you trying to make we feel better or worse?
Krista: I don't know.
Kim: Hey, I still have that red capsule in my pocket
Vincent: Red capsule?
Kim: Long story short, the first time I found a jelly bean, I found a red capsule with it. And if I add water then it will get bigger. Wow, that wasn't long at all.
Krista: Best leave it in your pocket. We don't want to get it mixed up with Bulma's capsules (Kim nods)
(Krista and Kim turn to see Krillin (who seems to be coming up at random moments) having trouble fighting 18. Gohan and Goku are now fighting 16)
Kim: Let's take down that bitch!
Krista: Right on!!
Vincent: Yeah! ... Who's the bitch? ... (Kim/ Krista point to 18) Oh, I can't fight a girl
Krista: Why not?
Kim: Duh! He's a gentleman. He can't hit a girl.
Vincent: Exactly
Krista: So?
Kim: He can't
Krista: Then why did he say "yeah" when Kim said "let's take down that bitch"
Vincent: 'Cause sometimes Kim calls boys bitches, so I thought you were talking about a guy.
Kim: No I don't.
Vincent: Okay, it was a spur of the moment type of thing
Krista: Okay, as usual, we're getting off topic here
Kim: I agree totally
Krista: Vince, you can go fight 16. Kim and I will take out 18
Vincent: Fine
Krista/ Kim: Good luck!
Vincent: You too (Kim and Krista fly off to fight 18, Vincent flies off to fight 16 with Goku and Gohan while Vegeta and Trunks fight Freeza)
(At Krista's house…)
Nancy: You're off topic
Alesha: No, you're off topic
Nancy: No I'm NOT! you are!!
Alesha: As if! YOU ARE!!
(Kim/ Vincent/ Krista/ Z Warriors/ Surviving Enemies' situation…)
Kim: (thinking) I really wanted to fight Freeza, but this psycho will do…
Krista: (thinking) Kim really wanted to fight Freeza, but she probably doesn't mind beating up this dude…
Kim: (glances over at Vegeta fighting Freeza.) They're evenly matched, almost too evenly matched Hey, Krista? Would you mind if…
Krista: If you wanna go fight Freeza, be my guest.
Kim: (dumbstruck) How'd you…?
Krista: Oh please... you are my Hurrican Twin... and you mentioned earlier that you wanted to fight that he/she
Kim: (smiles) See ya on the east side
Krista: Do me a favor?
Kim: Okay
Krista: Never say that again. (Kim nods and flies to Freeza)
Kim: Hey, monkey-butt. I've come to help you
Vegeta: I don't need help from a wench
Kim: Hey, guess what?
Vegeta: (angry) What?
Kim: Monkey-butt. Tee hee!
Vegeta: Arg….
Kim: C'mon, suck up your pride and let's teach this ugly man a lesson
Vegeta: sigh, You're a real pain, you know…
Kim: Maybe if you spent less time acting like the tough guy, you wouldn't be saying that. For people who don't know me, yes, I seem like a pain. But those who do know me, I'm not. We'll have plenty of time to talk later. Let's kick some ass (Vegeta and Kim beat up Freeza)
(Krista and Krillin (more like Krista alone) are fighting 18. Trunks joins them)
Trunks: How are you guys holding out?
Krista: I'm doing fine, but Krillin (glances over at Krillin. Then whispers) I think he's love struck
(Trunks smiles understandingly. He then blocks a punch aimed at Krista and knees 18 in the stomach)
Krista: Thanks (blushes slightly) Um… woah, look at Vincent. He just used your move!
Trunks: (blush) My move?
Krista: Yeah, the burning attack
Trunks: Oh, that…i-it's not that hard to learn or do. I would be more amazed if he turned into a super saiyan
Krista: I wouldn't be surprised if Kim did, even though girls can't turn into one, regardless if they're part saiyan or not
Trunks: (laugh) I won't even ask how you know! ... She does seem very similar to dad, even though they don't want to admit it. If she wasn't so reasonable, then they'd be exactly the same
(Krista performs kamehameha on 18)
Trunks: (murmers) Here, like this. shows her a better way of holding the hands
Krista: Oh… um, Kim may be reasonable, but her temper is horrible
Kim: I can hear you guys talking about me!! I DO NOT have a horrible temper!!
Krista: sigh, She's never going to let me live this down… (Trunks throws the finishing punch to 18)
Vincent: Hurray! The evil people are all gone!!
Kim: (to Vegeta) Nice job (holds out hand to shake) You're not so bad
Vegeta: (gives Kim a confused look. Then, believe it or not, ruffles Kim's hair) You're not so bad yourself (leaves Kim looking dumbstruck. Krista and Vincent fly up to her)
Krista: What was that? Did he just… I'm so confused
Vincent: I guess there's more to him than what meets the eye
Kim: Yeah, I guess so. But I think that was a little weirder then when Ashley randomly flew around…. I'm going to miss him call me a wench… he's so cool…. (Krista and Vincent laugh)
Krista: If you want, we'll come back again and you can piss each other off enough to call you a wench and he can mess up your hair.
Kim: No I'm pretty sure that was a one-time hair-ruffle
Vincent: Well, you never know…
Krista: What's that supposed to mean?
Vincent: Urm….
Kim/ Krista/ Vincent: Internet!! (the three of them laugh)
(At Krista's house…)
Nancy: You're off topic
Alesha: No, you are!
Nancy: Okay. We're BOTH off topic! Happy??
Alesha: But what should we do now?
Nancy: Well, her basement has a lot of junk so… let's see what we can find in this mess
Alesha: Oh, believe me! You can find anything—the strangest and most random things! See?? I've just found a tire!
(Krista/ Kim/ Vincent/ Z Warrior's situation…)
Krista: Well, here's the door…
Kim: Yup… maybe we'll finally get to go home.
Krista: Then no more randomness…
Trunks: (smiles) I can't believe that
Krista: It's true… (it's a lie)
Vincent: Well… no more kicking butt….
Kim: No more filling people's heads with helium…
Trunks: I hope you'll come back and visit some time
Vincent: Maybe
Krista: Yeah… well, let's go! (lightshow!)
Kim: ACK!! MY EYES!!
(Krista/ Vincent/ Kim somewhat reluctantly walk through the door, waving goodbye to Goku/ Gohan/ Vegeta/ Trunks. There is a blinding flash)
Vincent: I don't know about you, but this is not home. (they find themselves in long, greenish-yellow grass next to a forest)
Krista: (looks side to side) Um… where's Kim??
Vincent: Now that you mention it…
Krista: Oh no!! We've lost Kim!
and that's how we met the DBZ people...