Okay, sorry I took so long. . . But here's a new chapter!!! Please forgive me. Okay, now, bugging (drum roll) JAYFEATHER/PAW/THING/WHATEVER!! (Sorry Silverdew/pelt, i just really liked ths idea. It's not at all lame!)
"Ow!"
"What's up Jayfeather?"
"Ow, ow, ow!"
"What's wrong?"
"Where did that rock come from?"
". . .I don't know."
"You put it there, didn't you!"
"Psh, no. I'm just a disembodied voice."
"Yeah, yeah sure you are-OW!"
"What?!"
"How did that thorn bush get in here?"
"I thought it was some kind of healing, medicine cat mojo-thingy."
"How exactly would stabbing a cat with thorns heal anybody?"
"Negative reinforcement is surprisingly effective."
"I don't think it works quite that way."
"Then maybe it was that stick you worship."
"The stick would never do this to me- I mean I don't know what you're talking about."
"Oh, I think you do."
"Sticks don't move things. They're just sticks."
"Just sticks, huh? Then why were you down by Shadow Clan trying to start a stick-cult, hmm?"
"I don't know what you're talking ab-ouch!"
"What?"
"Stinging. Nettle. In. My. Nest."
"The stick did it. The stick hates you."
"Don't listen to her my precious, daddy knows you wouldn't do this to him."
"Who are you talking to?"
". . ."
"You were talking to the stick, weren't you?"
". . . N-no."
"Yeah, sure Jayfeather. Sure."