July 31, 2017

Well I thought up this chapter while I was heading to school. Recently one of my favourite hobbies are reading SI on the Reborn Hitmen series, so you'll be seeing some references in this story. However you don't have to understand this chapter.

I do not own Naruto. I only own the contents of that story that is not part of the real Naruto story. If there are any correlations from my story to other stories, they are coincidental and unintentional!

Enjoy!

Chapter 3 - Secret Training

After an amusing event, I unlocked my chakra and gained an epiphany. If I had the chance to do it again, I would totally do it! I think I might had developed some bad habits.

Anyways, before I can get what happened there is something you should know.

My parents were great, powerful ninjas, so they did what any self-respecting great, powerful ninja parents would do, they left me home alone. Like the little, Uchiha toddler I was, I would go out into the backyard and play with any stray cats who happened to visit our backyard. Hey, you can't blame me! I'm still just a little baby! It demands love and affection!

My favourite black cat, Mr. Rokudo, often visited our backyard. Mr. Rokudo had heterochromia eyes, just like Mukuro Rokudo from Reborn Hitman, hence the name. I always brought treats for him and gave him a lot of affection whenever he arrived, hence that is why he often visited. However, Mr. Rokudo had apparently forgot to mention to me that there was a Ms. Rokudo and mini Rokudo's.

Hence that is why I ran for my life.

"Ms. Rokudo! I'm very sorry! I didn't mean to be a home-wrecker! Please spare meeeee!" One large black and many mini kittens were hunting after me at lightning speed. On their furry little faces were jealous faces, jealous faces screaming "don't take my husband/our daddy!" I was littered with small scratches and bruises. This was not how you are supposed to treat toddlers!

I ran around the backyard, jumped over the pond several times, and attempted to climb a tree to flee from them. Note attempted. How was I suppose to know the Rokudo family consisted of ninja cats!

Thus, I was taken surprised when they climbed onto the same tree branch as I. As I neared the edge of the branch, I briefly looked down and deeply regretted it. Why was it so high up? Oh if there is a sweet kami out there, please save me!

Ms. Rokudo slowly moved along the branch. In response, I was hesitantly forced to take a step back. Unfortunately, the branch was not as stern as I thought, so went on a slant and I slipped.

Hysterically, as I tried grabbing onto whatever I could, I unintentionally grabbed onto my inner chakra and unlocked it. With the sudden release, chakra rapidly moved traveled to the tenketsu points in my hands. Unluckily, due to my inexperience and the fact that the jealous Devils were still perched on the branch, I continued to fall.

"NNNIII-SANNNN!"

I was then abruptly caught into big, safe arms. With watery eyes, I had looked up and found Shisui looming over me with a heart-warming smile.

"Now. Now. It's alright now little chibi." Having known that I was then safe, I had buried into his chest and cried.

Following my mini-embarrassing episode, I was able to think logically. It went something like this.

Now that I think about it. The cats' faces were quite funny and amusing. I kind of want to see it again. Alright! Next thing to do on my list, make a list of ninja cats with lovers!

Don't criticize me! I learned my lesson! I learned that being a home-wrecker is the best way to train! Not only do I get stamina training, I also get some amusement on the side!

You're asking how this is secret training? Well, obviously it's a secret because I just look like I'm playing with cats from an observer's perspective!

Alright time to start note-taking! Let's add the Swanda family, Yamamoto family, ...