Disclaimer: Sonic and Co. are property of SEGA and Sonic Team; Maria, Roxxi, Petite, and Carly are property of O' Future Ruler Maria Larry; Breeze is the property of I luff Killian; and Jwan, Tiavanah, Carlos and Ogwa are the property of Fourth in Command Cixalea Jwan. I own Haley the Echidna.

"Ogwa? Ogwa, are you home?" called Jwan. There was no answer. "Hello! Anybody?" When once again there was no answer Jwan pulled out a key, unlocked the door, and walked in.

"Surprise!!" screamed a whole room filled with party goers.

"It's not our birthday," Amy said quite puzzled. "How did you even know we were coming?"

"Well actually this is a surprise party for Roxxi, we had no clue you would be here. You're welcome to join us though," replied Carly.

"We have a little spare time, I guess," said Jwan.

"Great! Pick out a hiding spot because she'll be here soon!" said Carly. Then she walked over and peeked out the window. "In fact here she comes."

"SURPRISE!" screamed Roxxi as she opened the front door.

"How did you know about your party?" asked Carly.

"You throw a surprise party for me every year on my birthday," Roxxi replied.

"Oh, right," said Carly remembering how every year Roxxi always surprised them instead of them surprising her. She should have seen that one coming.

The fantastic party let our minds drift away from the perplexing mystery of Sonic's disappearance. Jwan even almost forgot we had come here to discuss plans to rescue him, but to make a heroic rescue we would have to know where he was at first.

"Roxxi, we need to talk," Jwan said seriously.

"You make it sound like you guys are breaking up or something!" said Carlos idiotically.

"No! Stop that! Mind your own business," Jwan said blushing.

"Okay Jwan, follow me. Carlos don't even try to eavesdrop again. I've got twenty more tricks up my sleeve and they only get worse," Roxxi commanded.

Both of them left to go talk "privately", but they weren't so alone anymore after I crept up behind the walnut colored door and listened to every word spoken.

"So what's up?" Roxxi asked anxiously.

"Roxxi, the Sonic team really needs your whole team's help. Sonic has been kidnapped," Jwan said, with pain and emotion behind each word.

Roxxi stared at Jwan speechless as if someone sucked out all the life out of her. Then Jwan went into excruciating detail.

"What do you need us to do?" Roxxi asked not even believing a word Jwan had told her.

"Be ready to leave, tonight," Jwan replied seriously, speaking like a true team leader.

Back at the Sonic Team…

"Jwan, Haley, and Amy are missing too!" screamed Tails.

"You're kidding me!" screamed Cream.

"Oh yeah, I'm just joking," Tails said sarcastically.

"More drama, woohoo!" said Tikal.

"There's a note don't freak out," Tiavanah pointed. "OH MY GOSH!"

"What?" asked Tikal eagerly with a worried look on her face.

"Nothing," said Tiavanah. "I was just trying to creep you out."

Tikal took a glimpse at the note, it read:

Dear Team,

We are fine; we just decided to take a vacation.

Jwan, Amy, & Haley

See ya soon!

"What a relief! I thought someone kidnapped them too," said Tails.

A deep voice boomed from the shadows, "I may not have found them but I sure have got you!" In an instant, the Black Hearts and the Sonic Team were swallowed up into the darkness of which the voice had sounded.

Back at the Dawgz Team…

"You pathological liar!" yelled Ogwa.

"I am not!" snapped Jwan.

"Sorry, I just like big words," Ogwa replied with a grin from ear to ear. "But you did lie."

"Yes I did, but I didn't want them to follow us," replied Jwan. "I didn't want us to all get captured in one moment. There would be no hope."

"But we if we do?" asked Ogwa.

"Get captured you mean? Uh, well we use this new invention called-" Jwan was interrupted.

"SCISSORS?" Ogwa asked anxiously.

"No, much cooler, a cell phone," Jwan said with a hint of sarcasm to her voice.

"WOW! You guys are so high tech!" Ogwa said really excited. Roxxi banged her head against the wall laughing. There was nothing we could do for Ogwa, all we could do is hope, hope that one day she wouldn't be so…what's the word…gullible.

"Everyone ready to leave?" asked Amy sweetly.

"Yeah," everyone replied in a moan like kind of way.

"Wait for me!" whined the prissy poodle otherwise know as, Petite.

"Oh puh-leezee don't tell me she's coming," I complained.

"Sorry, can't leave without me!" she snickered. "I'm too much fun!"

So we began the long miserable trip to, actually I didn't know where we were going, but we were headed somewhere…that's beside the point. Well, Petite started complaining about some sort of "maid servant".

"Excuse me! Excuse me! You red person, over here!!!" called Petite.

"What do you want?!" I yelled.

"Everything," she sighed. "But let's start with a double espresso caramel macchiato with-" Petite was interrupted.

"You must be joking," I said in a tone that should have told her I wasn't going to do it.

"No, now get to it!" she snapped.

"In your dreams!" I retorted and stormed off.

"Oh no you didn't!" she commented. I ignored her and walked on, I don't need to waste my time with prima donnas like her. "Hey! You get back here right this minute!"

She is the most stuck-up-little-prissy-get-me-everything brat you could ever meet. I never learned to get along with her, and as if it wasn't torture enough her just being there Jwan insisted I work with her.

"Haley, I thought Petite asked you to get a coffee?" Carlos said quite puzzled.

"Your point?" I asked.

"She won't shut up please save us all," he pleaded.

"Get on your knees," I said.

"Why?" he asked.

"To make you look desperate," I replied laughing.

"Fine," he grunted and got down on his knees. "Will you please-?"

Amy interrupted, "Ew! Don't tell me your going to ask her to marry you!" yelled Amy.

"No way!" he screamed. "And since when would a guy propose saying 'Will you please'?"

"Uhh," Amy pondered and left speechless.

"Anyways, will you please get Petite her caramel macchiato with an extra shot and extra whipped cream?" Carlos begged.

"Ok, super Haley to the rescue," I commented sarcastically.

Because of my intolerance to Petite, I slipped a potent sedative to make her sleep for hours on end. To make it work though I had to make it decaf which was even more work. For hours of no complaints though it was totally worth it. She is a pretty loud snorer though. So I grabbed a video camera and decided to record her sleeping.

"Prince Charles! Prince Charles! Save me," yelled Petite. "I'm stuck, please free me from the dragon!" Then she flipped over and hugged her teddy bear so hard I thought the stuffing would spew out in all directions. "You're so brave," she complimented, and she went on and on about her fantasy romance

I brought the recording out into the main room where everyone hung out to relax and watch T.V. and popped the disc into the DVD player. It was hilarious! Everyone loved it, and so we decided we would tell Petite but drop hints and see if she recollected her dream.

"Hey Petite, when's the wedding?" asked Carlos.

"What are you talking about?" Petite replied, and Carlos broke out in laughter.

"OMG!!" screamed Carly.

"You have got to be kidding me," commented Roxxi.

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