A/N- Hey guys! I just wanted to let you know that updates won't be coming as quickly, since I recently started school, but I'll still try to update at least once a week!
Also, sorry if Snape seems a bit OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. or Harry Potter.

"Talking"

Thoughts

Saiki commenting on how stupid people are

Chapter Four

Snape smirked at the boy, who looked quite surprised.

"I'll explain when we get inside," he said, and swooped towards the house. (he was quite proud of how accurately he was able to impersenate a bat)

Saiki followed him, once he had overcome his momentary shock.

Yare Yare. These wizards are crazy.

Snape knocked on the door.

Don't bother using the doorbell, it's not like it's right there.

After waiting for a few moments, the door opened, revealing a plump, red haired woman.

"Oh, you must be the new transfer student! My name is Molly Weasly, nice to meet you," She said upon seeing him.

Transfer student?

"Well, come in, come in," the woman said, moving aside to let them in. "There's an Order meeting soon, so I'll have to ask that you stay up in your room until it's over."

Snape cleared his throat.

"Saiki is to be a part of the Order meeting tonight, Molly," he said. "In fact, he is the main reason it is being held."

Molly looked up sharply. "Part of the Order?" She exclaimed, looking furious. "Why he's not even of age yet!"

Snape shrugged. "It will be explained at the meeting," he said. "Now if you'll excuse us, I have a small matter to discuss with Saiki in private."

Mrs. Weasly sighed and left, muttering about underage wizards being let in the Order.

"I'm sure you have many questions," Snape began. "But I will only be able to answer a few. First of all, I'm sure you're wondering why Molly called you a transfer student. This is because the Ministry does not want anyone to know that they failed to notice your magical ability, so you will be posing as a transfer student. However, the most important thing we must discuss is the Order. The Order of the Phoenix is a secret organization founded by Dumbledore to fight the Dark Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard who was defeated fifteen years ago when he went to Godrick's Hollow to kill the Potters. He successfully killed Lily and James, but, due to certain circumstances, when he used the killing curse on their one year old son, Harry, it rebounded and supposedly killed him, too. He has recently been ressurected, however, and is once again a great threat to the wizarding world." Snape paused to take a breath.

Yare Yare. Why did they have to drag me into this mess? And what type of a name is Voldemort?

"Which is were you come in," Snape continued. "We believe that your psychic powers could be of great help to the Order. However, before you officially become part of the Order, Dumbledore thought it would be best you have at least some magical education."

I don't usually use my powers to help anyone... But I guess this could be a worthy cause...

"I must be going now," Snape said, interrupting Saiki's thoughts. "I have classes to organize." And he vanished with a crack.

Saiki sighed. What had he gotten himself into?

Meanwhile...

Nendo rang the Saiki family's doorbell. A few minutes later, the door opened to reveal a smiling woman.

"Oh, Nendo!" Kurumi said. "What are you doing here?"

Nendo shrugged. "I was going to see if my pal wanted to go get ramen." He said.

"Ramen? Is that all you think about?" A short, blue haired boy walked up behind Nendo.

"Hey! Little guy! Why're you here?"

"I felt an ominous wind, and it led me to the Saiki residence..." Kaido said mysteriously.

"What's residence?" Nendo asked.

"I'm sorry, but Ku's not home today!" Kurumi said, interrupting the two.

"He's not here?!" Kaido yelled. "Dark Reunion is most certainly behind this! I must save him!"

"Erm, no, he just went out shopping..." Kurumi said.

"Oh, what are you two doing here?" An angelic voice asked.

Nendo and Kaido turned around, and caught sight of Teruhashi.

"O-ofu!" They said in unison, a blush forming on their cheeks. Teruhashi smiled.

This is my chance to spend time with Saiki over the summer! She thought triumphantly. If they're visiting him, then I'll just say I have nothing better to do, and come along! It's the perfect plan! I'm sure to get Saiki to say "Ofu" this time!

"W-we were going to visit Saiki!" Kaido said nervously. "But he's not home today..."

Damn it, Teruhashi thought. But out loud she said, because perfect girls never curse, "Oh, that's too bad."

"Yeah," Nendo agreed. "I wanted to get ramen with him."

Kaido sighed. "And I wanted to talk about Dark Reunion's latest plans... But I guess I'll just have to wait until school starts, since I won't be able to visit him until then..."

"Well," Kurumi piped up, "I hate to tell you this, but Ku isn't attending PK academy this year."

"WHAT?!" All three of them exclaimed. (Even Teruhashi; she couldn't help herself)

Kurumi nodded. "He's going to a boarding school this year."

Nendo and Kaido looked like they might cry, while Teruhashi was extremely frustrated.

He's going to a boarding school?! She thought. But now I won't ever get him to "Ofu!"! What am I going to do? That's been my goal for... Geez, it must've been over a year by now... My whole life has been dedicated to that one thing...

Saiki's going to a boarding school? But he was pretty much my only friend... What am I going to do without him? Kaido thought.

Nendo didn't think anything, because he couldn't.

Kurumi couldn't stand how depressed the three looked.

"Well, why don't you throw a going away party for him? I'm sure Ku would love that!" She said.

The three's faces brightened instantly.

Yes! Teruhashi thought. I'll for sure be able to make him "Ofu" at the party! I'll also suggest we make it a sleepover... He won't be able to resist saying "Ofu!" if he gets to sleep in the same room as me!

Yes! Thought Kaido. I'll be able to convince him not to go to the boarding school!

Nendo, once again, didn't think anything.

Well, there's chapter four! Sorry it's a bit late, I had a bit of writer's block.

Leave a review saying what pairing you want! Whichever pairing the most people want is the one I'll go with.