A/N: Aah, another one-shot about a game I have not played! This time it's gangbeasts! I have no idea if you can or not, but for the story's sake, let's say you can have a match with sixteen players smoothly.

"KOMEADA, LET GO OF MY HIPS!"

"Waah~! Chiaki-chan is going absolutely bonkers! Look at her go!"

"Ohoho, to be carried by such a strong, putty-like woman is very exciting!"

Usami gave a disheartened sigh, resigned to having to watch her students dissolve into addicted gamers. "Maybe we could stream them playing to bring hope to the outside world? We could get sponsorship from Future Foundation…" she mumbled out half-jokingly. Actually, that might not be too bad. Her students were safe from trouble and causing trouble and to watch such talented people game; it could probably bring a strong feeling of hope to the outside populous. It was kind of funny in retrospect, that they were playing simulations while they were in a simulation.

She wiggled up onto a table to peer at what they were playing. It was some strange, player versus player game, where every avatar was in a crude shape of a person of vivid colours that seemed to be completely boneless. The goal seemed to knock out and carry the other players to their doom, whilst trying to avoid befalling the same fate and actually play the game while trying not to be too badly handicapped with laughter by the amusingly unrealistic physics.

They were currently playing the subway map, teeming with the gelatine lifeforms. Hinata was blushingly trying to tap his character back to action as Komaeda attempted to drag him over to the train tracks, both of his green man's hands on the Hinata's red character's waist. This wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the suggestive pose this created.

"That's disgusting, you two!" Fuyuhiko shouted when his golden coloured character toppled close by them.* "You shouldn't be doing that in a game like this!" His character attempted to stumble over, but was beaten by, a surprisingly skilful at walking, Peko. Her blood coloured man, cape billowing in the wind, grasped onto Komaeda and dragged both boys straight into the path of an oncoming train.

There was map-change and they were all suddenly crammed onto the tops of two moving trucks. Immediately, most were shoved and fell to their digital death. "Yaahoo! No way could I be beaten when on a tru-AAH!" Souda yowled when his character was whacked off by an oncoming sign.

Akane howled in delight as her scarlet, jellyfish-like wrestler barrelled forward, attempting to grasp onto Nidai. With an aggressive harrumph, he stepped out of the way, leaving Akane to topple forlornly over the edge. He gave a bark of triumph, but was also slammed off the truck by more overhead signage. Gundam and Togami were the only ones remaining on the roof, having ducked down on the tops of the cabins. They rose, and all watching the match could feel the electricity and power racing between them.

Both launched their avatars forward, a battle cry rising forward. Then, freakishly comic-like, the two trucks swerved and the two fighters were swept away from sight. "Wait, is someone still alive?" Sonia yelped, as the camera panned to show a hat-wearing, blue-avatar of Chiaki, who raised its floppy arms in victory, a small happy giggle emitting from the Ultimate Gamer.

The map changed once more, this time in some form of industrial platform. Chiaki was again quick to clean up the other competitors, fingers dancing away to toss the gelatine lifeforms with shameful ease. The rest were quickly subdued by their misfortune at games like these.

The map, in less than a minute from when it was loaded up, was changed once again, returning to the subway. Chiaki had the virtue to stand off to the side, to let her classmates have a go at each other before she'd decimate the survivors again.

It was quickly whittled down to Mikan and Hiyoko, the orange coloured blob-man relentlessly wobbling after the surprisingly agile pink jelly person. Mikan was smashing her hands across the keys, but apparently it was the best way to travel in the game. "Get back here-AH!" Hiyoko screeched as she toppled over the edge of the forefront platform, being smacked into by a train immediately.

"S-sorry!" Mikan shrieked and threw her character off the back platform in apology, giving another victory to Chiaki. The subway map reset and many were quickly thrown off the platform.

"Ah, ah, ladies! There is enough of me to go around!" Teruteru giggled as many of his female classmates quickly picked him to haul him over the edge. This only drew some of the male classmates to come help knock out the red putty creature, and throw him into the path of the train.

"Now that he's- HEY!" Mahiru shouted as she was suddenly pushed, along with a few others, onto the now clear tracks. She leapt and scrambled, hissing angrily at the other players who were blocking her route up.

"AAH!" Ibuki screeched as her character went careening down the tracks, leaping at the edge in an overdramatic attempt at getting back up. "This is awful! How will Ibuki ever-ah!" her maroon character had managed to pull himself up, back onto the platform and could now push and shove at the horde still blocking Mahiru from climbing back up.

Usami hummed, now debating whether or not she could start a livestreaming channel for her class. She was not a greedy rabbit, but she knew that her students, along with herself, could live very comfortably if they managed to get sponsorship deals.

Ah, well, she thought with a small smile, they were having fun at least.

OMAKE:

"This simply will not do!" Usami squeaked angrily at the new 'teacher'

"Usami, you must accept me, for I am Sponsor Eagle."

A/N: I think I'll stick to the Island Mode universe from now on, perhaps using the regular universe when I feel like it.

*I'm a sucker for pure!Fuyuhiko. He's the super high school gangster but he's so moral it's adorable.