Author's note: I thank Kaiba1288 for some of the nicest commentary I have been given on a story. This is so far the shortest chapter. Hope you still like it! Also, as I said, there is some Sasuke bashing. Just not in this chapter, but Spoiler Alert! Update! (Not really a new spoiler alert): The Sasuke bashing is in the NEXT Chapter. Read on!

Jinso (Me): Fuck yeah! I own Naruto!

Assisstant: *whispers* Uh, sir, you don't own Naruto.

Me: Really? Then whoever told me that is getting fired and kicked in the balls for this.

Person who told me: *GULP*

Me: i heard a gulp! You're mine, bitch!

Person who told me: AW SHIT!

Me: I heard an 'AW SHIT' over this way! Security, arm your tazers/death rays!

Quote: "When the bat hunts, he is being hunted."

~Me

The Blazing Dragon

The Ninja Academy, 9:00AM

Naruto strolled into the meeting room, as calm as ever. He wondered who his Jounin sensei was going to be. He leaned against the wall, completely relaxed. After 30 minutes of waiting, all the Jounins came in. Naruto looked and saw that the two beautiful woman he had saved, his Tenshi-chan, Kurenai Yuuhi, and his Hebi-hime, Anko Mitarashi. They looked at him, and felt a tingle in the back of their heads, but shook it off. Iruka then began to tell who was on what teams.
"Team 1 will be… Team 2 will be… Team 3 will be… Team 4 will be…" Naruto tuned out the first six teams. He only wanted to be on a team with Shino, his best friend, well, besides Smoky. He then pondered who he was gonna be on a team with.
"Team 7 will be…" he heard Iruka say.
"Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno."

He then heard a loud,
"TRUE LOVE PREVAILS!" and two "THUMP!"'s.
"Team 8 will be… Naruto Uzumaki, Shino Aburame," Naruto smiled at this.
"and Hinata Hyuuga." Everyone heard a huge "BANG!", and looked to see Hinata passed out on the floor, her face a crimson red, with a shy smile.
"Team 9 is still in progress, so Team 10 will be Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, and Shikamaru Nara." He said. Ino was furious.
"AW, COME ON! SAKURA GETS TO BE WITH SASUKE-KUN, AND I GET THE FATASS AND THE LAZY BUM? THAT IS SO UNFAIR!" she shouted in rage.
"Calm down, Ino." Iruka said.
"These teams were assigned by the Hokage himself, so if you don't trust his judgment, you can resign from being a shinobi." Ino immediately became as silent as air.
"Team 1, your Jounin instructor is…" Iruka said. He kept telling each team in order who their sensei was. After what seemed like ages, he got to Team 7.
"Team 7, your Jounin instructor is Kakashi Hatake." Iruka said.
"Team 8, your Jounin Instructor is Kurenai Yuuhi." Naruto's eyes widened a little. Shino raised an eyebrow at this, not that anyone could see him do it, but didn't question it.
"And finally, Team 10, your Jounin instructor is Asuma Sarutobi." Iruka finished. Kurenai and Anko then walked over to Kurenai's group. They eyed Naruto and felt a tingle in the back of their heads, but ignored it.
"Team 8, meet us at Training Ground 11." Kurenai said. And with that, they shunshined to where the team would meet.

Training Ground 11

The genin arrived and Kurenai spoke up.
"Now that we're all here, we will all tell a few things about ourselves: Our names, likes, dislikes, goals, and favorite food." Hinata spoke up.
"Why our favorite food?" she asked.
"So I can take us all out to get some lunch for a celebration after this! Now, I will go first. My name is Kurenai Yuuhi. I like romance novels[1], Anko, and a mysterious man who saved me from a horrible tragedy, I dislike perverts, rapists, and insensitive thugs, my goals are to see you all make Jounin, and to find and confess my love to the mysterious man, whom I have fallen in love with," At this, Shino and Hinata raised an eyebrow, while Naruto's heart skipped about a thousand beats , though he didn't show any emotion.
"and my favorite food is takowasa[1]." She said.

Then it was Hinata's turn.
"M-my name i-is Hinata H-Hyuga. I l-like *looks at Naruto*. I d-dislike the c-caged bird seal. I-it's inhu-m-m-mane to h-have a b-burden l-like th-that! My g-goal i-is to become clan h-head, a-and my f-favorite food is cinnamon rolls[1]."

Next came Shino.
"I like bugs, helping bugs, and Naruto, I dislike people who murder bugs, my goals are to become clan head, and to help Naruto achieve whatever goals he may have, and my favorite food is wild grass salad[1]." He said.

The next person was Anko.
"My name is Anko Mitarashi, I like dango (I'm not going to put a mark on this one, 'cuz if you didn't know that, you're dumber than a sack of bent nails, unless you're new to Naruto, which you shouldn't really be if you are reading this fic.), Kurenai, and the mysterious man that also saved me from a horrible tragedy," Again Shino and Hinata raised an eyebrow.
"I dislike what Kurenai dislikes, and also spicy food, my goals are to kill a certain perverted, gay, little-boy-and-snake-raping pedophile[2], and the same as Kurenai's involving the mysterious man," Naruto's heart again skipped about a thousand beats.
"And my favorite food is dango." Anko told them.

Finally came Naruto.
"I like ramen (I'm not putting a mark on this for the same reason as the dango one.), foxes, kenjutsu, swords, and nicknames." Once more two eyebrows went upwards to the sky, only you could only see 1 of them.
"I dislike perverts, because it gets really annoying when I'm at the hot springs, and I hear non-stop giggling from a MAN, rapists and violators, because those sick bastards deserve to dine in hell," Kurenai and Anko suddenly noticed the phrase "dine in hell" but dismissed it.
"And any man who tries to do unmentionable things to a woman. Those kinds of people deserve to have their balls melted off slowly and painfully, and then have a glacially slow death before ending up in hell." His friends and senseis felt chills go down their spines when he said that.
"My goals are to someday have a nice little family that I love and to protect my precious people, and my favorite food is ramen." Naruto finished.

"OK, team, meet me here tomorrow at 10:00 for our first practice." Kurenai instructed.
"Hai, sensei." They replied. Suddenly, they heard a rustling in the bushes. Kurenai and Anko stood in front of Team 8, ready to protect them. Without warning, 12 ninja came out of nowhere, standing in front of them in a group. They all had headbands with the Kusagakure symbol on them, but had a slash on each, which crossed out the signs.
"Missing-nin." Kurenai muttered.
"Okay, boys! Kill the kids, but save the two hot chicks for later! Hehehe." Their apparent leader shouted. Naruto growled, filled to the brim with rage. This filthy, disgusting man had threatened to rape 2 of his most precious people.
"Stand back." He ordered.
"What? ARE YOU CRAZY?" Kurenai asked him.
"I'm not crazy, but I'm filled with rage. Now stand back." He replied.

Shino, Anko, Kurenai, and Hinata all moved a yard back, feeling the rage and hidden power he had. Naruto turned to the man who had threatened rape.
"You have threatened to rape two of the most precious people to me on Earth. You have also threatened to kill two of my precious people. This is a mistake you can never take back, you evil, heartless, BASTARD!" He yelled at the man. He held his arms out like part of horse stance, then shouted to the heavens,
"SERESUTIARUGŌINGU!" A blast of royal blue and gold erupted like lava around him, His hair turned to living flames, and his eyes turned as gold as the priceless mineral itself. His face was full of rage. Anko and Kurenai's eyes widened as they saw what had happened. It was the swordsman they had been searching for all along, and he was right under their noses! He was the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, Naruto Uzumaki! Kurenai, Hinata, Shino, and Anko gasped at what they saw, yet at the same time, they were calm. It was as if Naruto radiated death to his foes, and he radiated peace to his friends.

Kyuubi and Moeru spoke in his head.
"Yes, Cub! KILL HIM! HE DARED TO THREATEN YOUR MATES! RIP HIS FLESH FROM HIM!" Kyuubi said.
"Kyuubi, calm down. He's already gonna beat the shit out of the guy and kill him for threatening rape. Let him do what he wants." Moeru told Kyuubi.
"Hmmph! You're still no fun. You need to loosen up, Mr. Permanent Wedgie Victim! Have some fun!" Kyuubi told him with a giggle. Naruto went back to the real world.
"YOU WOULD DARE THREATEN TO RAPE TWO OF MY MOST PRECIOUS PEOPLE? NOT ONLY WILL YOU DINE IN HELL TONIGHT, BUT YOU WILL BURN IN HELL TONIGHT!"
'Naruto, it is time for THAT jutsu.' Moeru told him.
'Gotcha Mo.' Mo was Naruto's nickname for Moeru. Naruto began to gather up all of his energy. He raised his sword. He then channeled every bit of energy to all the corners of his body and sword. As others watched, Naruto and his sword began to glow. They kept glowing brighter and brighter, until Naruto shouted,
"ENERUGĪRĪSU: DO ŪMU NO SAUZANDOSURASSHU[3]!"

Suddenly, the glow around him transferred to his sword. His teammates, his sensei, and Anko were all transfixed on the blade. He pointed the sword towards the bandits and there was a flash of light, originating from the sword. The light lasted a few seconds, and then ended. As the light dissipated, one could see Naruto standing there, holding a double bladed shinken. He then disappeared, and kept popping up at various points in the group of bandits. When you saw him, he was standing there. Then before you could finish 1 blink, he was gone. He finished moving around, and went back to where he originally was.
"SHINU[4]." He commanded. Suddenly, one by one, the bandits turned black as night, then crumbled into ash.

When it was all over, Naruto's aura disappeared, his hair wavered, then changed back to normal, and his golden eyes turned sapphire. He fell to his knees, then the ground, and laid flat on his stomach. Kurenai and Anko ran over, and held him in his hands.
"I guess… Now you know who I am, huh, Tenshi-chan… Hebi-hime? See you in a few hours." Then he fainted, all of his strength and energy used in the attack.

Hope you liked it! Chapter 5 will come out tomorrow!

Extra Author's Note:

[1]: These facts are all true. I searched them up online on a trusted website. Takowasa: a japanes dish consisting of octopus and wasabi

[2]: That's what I think of Orochimaru. He's a sick bastard.

[3]:It roughly translates to: Energy Release: A Thousand Slashes of Doom. It literally translates to: Energy Release: Thousand Slash Doom. It is Naruto's and Moeru's ultimate technique. It is actually a jutsu, and it is S-rank. The user channels all their energy to their sword and them. They and the sword begin to glow. Then all of the energy in them goes to the sword and it shines brightly. There is a flash of light, and another blade grows out of the sword's hilt during it. The light dissipates and the user is standing there. They immediately disappear. They begin moving around at light speed. This jutsu is normally used as an all-out last resort. Any users who are not physically strong enough will die if they use it. If you are physically capable, you just get knocked for three hours to recharge, as you use all your energy in the attack. When you wake, you will feel completely refreshed. If this jutsu were to have a title, like a celebrity title, I would have it be "The Attack that Slayed a Million Foes". That sounds epic, does it not?

[4]: It translates to: Die.

Thanks for reading!

Until tomorrow,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a poof of smoke*