Chapter 4

Fran has been interrupted from talking about love to Yamamoto. What will his reaction be?

Squalo walked into Kristina's room and shouted, "VOI KRISTINA, IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES YOU DONE YET?"

After putting away her cell she replied, "ya, ya..."

"WELL THEN GET OUT HERE CAUSE YOUR CLEANING UP THIS MORNING!" Squalo was becoming annoyed as she was taking too long. Kristina shouted back at him asking why her and he asked her what she thought.

Kristina answered, "I DUNNO?!"

"OMFG YOU'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH YAMAMOTO SO MUCH, HE MADE YOU STUPID!" Squalo was annoyed enough but now he was extremely irritated

"I ALWAYS WAS STUPID," shouted back Kristina.

The two were so loud that it could be heard from many rooms relatively close to the one they were in. Xanxus was becoming annoyed with all the shouting this early in the morning, "SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!"

Squalo tried to calm himself down so that he wouldn't be hit by Xanxus. "Why were you on the phone just then?" Kristina answered him nervously that she was talking to Yamamoto. "VOI SEE, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR HERE!"

"NO, it's cause Fran stole my phone and starting talking to him about... stuff..." Kristina explained.

Squalo asked, "what stuff..."

"Stuff..."

"VOI! WHAT STUFF..."

"Stuff only boys talk about..."

Squalo, made a poker face. "Meet you at breakfast..." He walked out awkwardly. Kristina got up and went to breakfast. When she arrived in the dining room Jana was already there.

Jana greeted her, "hey Kristina"

"Hey Jana..." Kristina replied. Jana told her that she heard about what Fran did. She said that she was sorry and probably should have been paying more attention to him. "Umm... that's ok. Is Lussuria cooking breakfast?" Kristina responded.

"Ya, he said he's making something special. Whatever that means..." Jana said.

Kristina responded sort of confused, "ok? ..."

Fran walked into the room. Jana ran up to Fran, "FRAN! Apologise to Kristina."

"... Will you tell me?" Fran asked.

Getting slightly annoyed at him Jana shouted, "FRAN!"

"Fine... Sorry Kristina..."

"It's all right Fran, as long as you don't do it again…" Kristina responded to his apology.

Fran asked, "by the way Kristina, your boyfriend is boring, why do you like him?"

Jana was getting annoyed at him now, "FRAN!"

Awkwardly, Kristina replied to Fran's question, "he's a nice guy... we're both dumb and air headed... we do stuff together... he likes me; I like him...simple as that."

"I still don't get it," Fran said

"THEN GOOGLE 'LOVE IS...' AND STOP BOTHERING US!" Jana was really annoyed at Fran now.

Squalo walked in. "Google what?" Kristina swore under her breath.

Jana said the first thing that came to her mind, "SQUALO! Oh...um... just... FAMILY BUSINESS! Don't worry." Squalo was very confused but didn't say anything. Out of nowhere, Fran asked if Squalo ever had a girlfriend.

Jana and Kristina shouted at him, "FRAN!"

"... Jana... what have you or Kristina been teaching him?" Squalo was now very confused about what was happening.

Kristina shouted to prove her innocence, "WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING I SWEAR!" She throws her arms up.

Jana did the same, "HE WAS JUST ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, HE WAS JUST CURIOUS!" She also throws her arms up. Squalo went silent and looked at Fran.

"Kaichou~ answer me~"

Lussuria walked in. "Answer what?"

Kristina, Jana and Squalo all swore as they did not want him in this conversation, "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!"

"What have you four been talking about," asked Lussuria.

Fran said to himself, "Maybe he'll answer..." Then to Lussuria, "have you ever had a girlfriend? And if you have what is it like?"

Kristina, Jana and Squalo shouted at him, "FRRAAAAAN!"

Fran ignored them. "Answer me."

"Oooo... My little Fran is growing up…" Lussuria put his hands together and had almost a motherly tone to his voice.

Jana made an excalibur face. "First of all, he's not your Fran and second of all, that just doesn't sound right."

"VOI! Because Lussuria is an okama, he can't have a girlfriend..." Awkwardly, Squalo tried to explain to Fran about Lussuria. Fran then asked if Lussuria ever had a boyfriend.

Lussuria responded to the question, "No, no my dear Fran, I haven't." So Fran then asked what he thought love was.

Marmon walked into the dining room during the question and said, "love is money."

Bel walks in then turns to Marmon, "what?"

Marmon continued to explain it to Fran, "if you want to know love Fran, then it is money. EVERYTHING revolves around money." Kristina, Jana, Bel, Squalo and Lussuria raised an eyebrow at Marmon.

"For example, you can make money with it from-" Marmon was cut off.

Jana, the one who cut him off, shouted at him, "MARMON, SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE GO THERE, HE IS TOO YOUNG! Fran, can I have this talk with you in like 6 years or something." Lussuria walked out of the room and then back in with food.

Fran complained, "but Jana- that's too far away…"

Kristina said, "hmm... 'LIGHT BULB' DING DING DING!' If you REALLY want to know THAT badly you can ask Bianchi!"

Lussuria complained in a comically sad voice and made a big frown, "What about me!"

Marmon said, "No Lussuria, no."

Bel then said what he thought it was, "Fran, love is when you really want to kill someone."

Fran, "Bel-senpai, that's hate."

Xanxus was getting very pissed at this topic and just wanted to eat breakfast, "GET OFF THIS TOPIC OR I'LL CRUSH ALL OF YOUR FACES!"

Jana, Kristina, Squalo, Lussuria, Marmon, Bel and Fran, "… !"

"... what are we having for breakfast," Kristina asked trying not to make Xanxus anymore pissed.

Lussuria responded almost completely back to normal, "Let's see... bagels, toast, pancakes, cereal, eggs, bacon and fruit."

"WHAT THE HELL! YOU made all that," Jana asked very surprised Lussuria responded with a big smile and a nod. Jana was now even more surprised but also impressed as the food looked really good.

"GIVE ME THE BACON!" Xanxus shouted and grabbed it from Lussuria.

Squalo wanted some too and shouted back, "VOOIII! DONT HOG THE BACON!"

"SHUT UP TRASH I DO WHAT I WANT!" Xanxus was already pissed and Squalo just made it worse. He threw an empty plate at Squalo's face. SMASH! SQUALO IS KNOCKED OUT AND FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR!

Jana said really worried, "Ohhhh crap…"

"Ishishishi, you deserved that capta-" Bel was cut off and got hit in the face.

Kristina was now irritated, "OH MY GOD! GUYS SHUT UP!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" As the shouting began to escalate, Xanxus became extremely pissed and threw a wine bottle at Kristina's head. She falls on the ground knocked out.

"XANXUS CALM DOWN! And why the hell would you have wine at this time of day?" Jana shouted trying to calm Xanxus down. He threw a plate thrown at her head but she blocked with illusionary wall. Marmon, Fran, Lussuria and Jana ate silently for the next hour.

After breakfast when everything was cleaned up:

Lussuria said, "ara, that was the most silent breakfast ever..."

Bel asked, "ishishi, I wonder where the captain and Kristina are…"

"They're on the ground. Meh, they'll be fine," Marmon said as he didn't care at all.

Fran asked still interested at not fazed at all by the previous incident, "neh Xanxus- what do you think love i-"

Xanxus was still pissed and cut him off, "ENOUGH!" He got out his gun and shot Fran's head.

Fran fell on the ground with a burnt hat. "Owwww..."

"Ishishi... I guess we're having barbecued frog for lunch..." Bel said.

"XANXUS!" Jana shouted at him and dodged his blow. Then annoyed she said to Bel, "Bel, don't you think you should be a little kinder to him... and Fran are you ok?"

Marmon got bored so he walked out of room. "I'm not getting involved in this fight."

Fran said 'ow' again so Jana dragged him to his bed. "Just... stay there..."

Back in the room where everyone is gone:

Kristina said shakily, "Heeeeey... guuuuys...anyone theeeere..."

"No one...is...heeere..." Squalo also said shakily

"I got a concussion..."

Squalo responded, "Stupid boss...no..."

Kristina asked, "what?"

Squalo shouted, "IT'S All YOUR FAULT!"

Lussuria walked into dining room and asked, "oh since when were you two there?" Squalo and Kristina were both silent.

-END OF CHAPTER-

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